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The Incident (Modern Family) Quotes

The Incident (Modern Family) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Incident completed its run in 1970.

The Incident (Modern Family) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You know, Mom's in town."
  • (Unnamed) "Your mom?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. No, your mom. She's back from the grave. Yes. Yes, my mom, Dad."
  • (Unnamed) "My mom would be less scary."
  • (Unnamed) "Listen, she's a wreck about what happened at the wedding, and she wants to come to dinner tonight to apologize to everyone."
  • (Unnamed) "Still her little errand boy, I see."
  • (Unnamed) "No -- why does everyone keep saying -- No. I -- I'm just trying to piece this family back together. So, you'll talk to Gloria about Mom coming to dinner?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Gloria would never go for that in a million years. She's still furious with your mother, which is why I'm not talking to you."
  • (Unnamed) "What did I do?"
  • (Unnamed) "This conversation never took place."
  • (Unnamed) "What? That's not very nice. I drove all the way here."
  • (Unnamed) "No, you didn't. You were never here. In fact, you never even called."
  • (Unnamed) "I would have called, but I thought it would be better to talk about -- what's happening here?"
  • (Unnamed) "Listen, I would love to get this thing behind us, but Gloria would never forgive me if I pulled a fast one on her. That's why you're going to pull a fast one on her, and I'm not going to like it one bit."

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