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The Music Box Quotes

The Music Box is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Music Box ended in 1970.

It features Hal Roach as producer, Harry Graham (poet) in charge of musical score, and Len Powers as head of cinematography.

The Music Box is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Music Box is 29:16 long. The Music Box is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Stan Laurel as Stan, Oliver Hardy as Ollie, and Hazel Howell as Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen.

The Music Box Quotes

Stan Laurel as Stan

  • (Stan Laurel) "Say listen, don't you think you're bounding over your step?"
  • (Unnamed) "What do you mean bounding over my step?"
  • (Oliver Hardy) "Why, he means overstepping your bounds."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh."
  • (Unnamed) "Now let that be a lesson to you."
  • (Stan Laurel) "Ooh."
  • (Stan Laurel) "Hey, Ollie."
  • (Oliver Hardy) "What?"
  • (Stan Laurel) "There's somebody home."
  • (Oliver Hardy) "Are they up there?"
  • (Stan Laurel) "No, I heard them coming up the stairs."
  • (Oliver Hardy) "You heard them coming up -- Why stupid, that was me."
  • (Stan Laurel) "That was you?"
  • (Oliver Hardy) "Why certainly."
  • (Stan Laurel) "Well how'd you get in the house?"
  • (Oliver Hardy) "Well I was standing on the ladder while you were pulling the piano up and the block and tack --"
  • (Oliver Hardy) "Get back in there. Throw me my hat."
  • (Oliver Hardy) ""Heard'em coming up the stairs.""
  • (Stan Laurel) "What do you want?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't want you. I want that other monkey."
  • (Oliver Hardy) "What?"
  • (Stan Laurel) "He doesn't want me. He wants the other monkey."
  • (Stan Laurel) "You."
  • (Oliver Hardy) "Oh."

Oliver Hardy as Ollie

  • (Oliver Hardy) "That's the house up there; right on top of the stoop."

Hazel Howell as Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen

  • (Hazel Howell) "Gentlemen, is there anything I can do to show you how sorry I am?"
  • (Oliver Hardy) "Just sign here."
  • (Hazel Howell) "Well? Either of you two numbskulls going to take this thing out of the way?"
  • (Oliver Hardy) "What's it to you?"
  • (Hazel Howell) "I should like to pass."
  • (Oliver Hardy) "Why don't you walk around?"
  • (Hazel Howell) "Walk around? Me? Professor Theodore Von Schwarzenhoffen? M.D., A.D, D.D.S, F.L.D, F.F.F und F should walk around? Get that thing out of my way. Go on, out of the way."
  • (Hazel Howell) "Very nice. I'll have you arrested for this. I'll have you thrown in jail. I'm professor T.D.A."

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