The Perfect Man Quotes

The Perfect Man is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Perfect Man stopped airing in 1970.

It features Marc Platt, Dawn Wolfrom, and Susan Duff as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and John R. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

The Perfect Man is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Perfect Man is 96 minutes long. The Perfect Man is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Heather Locklear as Jean Hamilton, Caroline Rhea as Gloria, Carson Kressley as Lance, Hilary Duff as Holly Hamilton, Ben Feldman as Adam Forrest, Maggie Castle as Wichita Girl, Vanessa Lengies as Amy Pearl, Jeff Lumby as Dr. Fitch, Mike O'Malley as Lenny, Aria Wallace as Zoe Hamilton, and Kym Whitley as Dolores.

The Perfect Man Quotes

Hilary Duff as Holly Hamilton

• (Hilary Duff) "Hey. Could you be any more crazy?"
• (Orchid Thief) "I was just bringing them to ya --"

• (Hilary Duff) "It always starts the same. I mean, she starts out hopeful, and then when the perfect man doesn't come around in two weeks, she gets desperate and hooks up with some loser. Some guy who's not even good enough to mop her floors. And then, when it doesn't work out, because it never works out, we pack up and move again, and there's nothing I can do about it. I can't even run away because that's what she does."

• (Hilary Duff) "Cool."

• (Hilary Duff) "It's nothing. It's just, I'm going through my teenage years. And that's confusing. I'm confused about who I am and what my purpose is in life. What college I should go to. If I should even go to college. I'm trying to resist peer pressure to do all sorts of things that I know I shouldn't do, but some of them I kind of want to do. If you know what I mean? I'm considering getting my nose pierced, and my belly button, and nine other parts of my body. But my mom said she would totally kill me if I did that, so now I'm just thinking about getting a tattoo on my back. But it wouldn't really be considered my back, because it would be so low, that you wouldn't even be able to see it. Unless I wore my jeans low enough. I'm really confused."

• (Hilary Duff) "Divorce as a career-builder, that's nice."

• (Hilary Duff) "I'm whipped, so time to hit the sheets, even though I have no idea which box there in."

• (Hilary Duff) "What's that?"
• (Ben Feldman) "Um, nothing."
• (Hilary Duff) "Is that supposed to be me?"
• (Ben Feldman) "No, it's somebody else."
• (Hilary Duff) "The face; this looks exactly like my face."
• (Ben Feldman) "No, it isn't. Ok, the face is; a little bit; but that woman is on a horse. You're not on a horse. That's a completely different person."

• (Hilary Duff) "Can you believe it? The Teenage Gypsy has finally settled down. Now I don't just have a home page. I have a home."

• (Hilary Duff) "Looks like mom was right. Staying turned out to be the greatest adventure of all. And let me tell you, it has made me do some crazy things. Like plan ahead and paint my room, and hang pictures on the walls. I mean, I used a nail and everything."

• (Hilary Duff) "Hey all you bloggers, it's me, the girl on the move. Well my mom got her heart broken again, so we're setting off on another big adventure. That's my mom's word for running away."

• (Hilary Duff) "You never listen to anything I want."
• (Heather Locklear) "All right, fine. What do you want?"
• (Hilary Duff) "I want a mom who sees in herself what Zoe and I see everyday. That's talented and pretty and funny, and cooks great and dances great, and doesn't need a man to be those things. Okay, so maybe the perfect man wasn't real. But the perfect you is."

• (Hilary Duff) "Okay, I'm through with these people. And I want new ones."

• (Hilary Duff) "Hi mom."
• (Heather Locklear) "What are you doing, here?"
• (Hilary Duff) "Umm. I just, I miss you."

• (Hilary Duff) "There is such a thing as the perfect man. And I know exactly who it is for my mum."

• (Hilary Duff) "Hey. What were you thinking? That isn't even close to what I asked you to do."
• (Ben Feldman) "I got -- uh -- distracted."
• (Hilary Duff) "By what? A lobotomy? Because, short of that, short of you telling me that somebody came in and actually removed your brain, I cant even begin to;."

• (Hilary Duff) "Where's Ben? I need to talk to him. It's an emergency."
• (Carson Kressley) "Too late, little lady. He's already gone."
• (Hilary Duff) "Where?"
• (Carson Kressley) "The almighty wedding."
• (Hilary Duff) "Wedding? What wedding?"
• (Carson Kressley) "Well, Amber and --"
• (Hilary Duff) "Amber? Amber."
• (Carson Kressley) "I know he didn't really want to do it, but she's hard to say no to."
• (Hilary Duff) "Where is it?"
• (Carson Kressley) "The Liberty Grand Hotel."
• (Hilary Duff) "Thanks."
• (Carson Kressley) "So not a party without me. Whatever."

• (Hilary Duff) "Patsy's back, it's packing time."

• (Hilary Duff) "The River Bistro? What are we doing here? I can't even afford to pee in a place like this. Much less actually eat here."
• (Vanessa Lengies) "Relax, it's under control. My uncle's the owner."
• (Hilary Duff) "Him?"
• (Uncle Ben) "You've got to be kidding."
• (Vanessa Lengies) "No, him."
• (Uncle Ben) "No you didn't do that, did you?"

• (Hilary Duff) "Was that the buzzer?"

• (Hilary Duff) "Your uncle is a genius."
• (Vanessa Lengies) "It worked?"
• (Hilary Duff) "She was singing; happy songs. She NEVER sings happy songs."
• (Vanessa Lengies) "Yeah, neither do I, but don't send me flowers, ok? I like it that way."

Ben Feldman as Adam Forrest

• (Ben Feldman) "Hey, have you ever been?"
• (Hilary Duff) "Divorced? Not yet."

• (Ben Feldman) "It's like all of the bad stuff that you went through that you hated along the way: the people who disappointed you, the things that didn't go the way you wanted; suddenly, you feel grateful to them, because those are the things that got you to here, to this."

• (Ben Feldman) "Newsflash. Everyone's scared. That's no reason to run away."

• (Ben Feldman) "I heard once that love is friendship on fire. That's how I feel about you."

Heather Locklear as Jean Hamilton

• (Heather Locklear) "Oh, wow. It's great."
• (Mike O'Malley) "Yeah, it's a nineteen eighty, Pontiac Trans Am two-door hardtop. Got the original paint, the original exhaust. I rebuilt the tranny, tweaked the mill. And as a matter of fact, I got -- got some new passenger mats right here, so would you mind just taking your shoes off? Before you get in?"

• (Heather Locklear) "Give us a word with tic in it."
• (Hilary Duff) "Fine, tragic."
• (Heather Locklear) "Fantastic."
• (Hilary Duff) "Pathetic. Ecstatic."
• (Heather Locklear) "Thank you."
• (Hilary Duff) "Sarcastic."
• (Heather Locklear) "Psychotic."
• (Hilary Duff) "It's genetic."

• (Heather Locklear) "Girls, this is my daughter Holly."

• (Heather Locklear) "Well, it's different."
• (Hilary Duff) "So is a peanut butter and glue sandwich, that doesn't mean you eat it."

• (Heather Locklear) "I love orchids. Thank you."
• (Mike O'Malley) "This is a rose."
• (Heather Locklear) "Which I also love."

• (Heather Locklear) "Unfortunately, honey pie, new people are only new for a day. After that, they're just people. Who'll excite you, disappoint you, scare you a little bit. And boy do I know how tempting it is to run away when that happens. It's good for avoiding things. But the problem is that you end up avoiding yourself. Avoiding people you love. You end up avoiding life. So I've decided to start setting an example for you girls. I'm going to try showing you what sticking it out looks like. Really get to know people. And let people get to know us. I don't promise to be any good at it, but I will try. Because I want you and Zoe to be better at this than I am. I want you to learn how to let people in."

Vanessa Lengies as Amy Pearl

• (Vanessa Lengies) "See you freak."
• (Vanessa Lengies) "Hey, you're new here?"
• (Hilary Duff) "Yeah, how'd you know?"
• (Vanessa Lengies) "Your skin."
• (Hilary Duff) "My skin looks new?"
• (Vanessa Lengies) "It looks virgin. No piercings, no tats. See, us Brooklyn Girls, we lose our skin virginity by fifth grade."
• (Hilary Duff) "In fifth grade I was just learning long division."

• (Uncle Ben) "Why wouldn't she mad, huh? Well, there's only one thing you can do: flowers. And you can't go cheap, either. Nope. A dozen, long-stemmed."
• (Vanessa Lengies) "He knows about females."
• (Carson Kressley) "He knows more about females than I know about females."
• (Uncle Ben) "In my opinion roses always work, always."
• (Hilary Duff) "He doesn't actually believe that, does he?"

• (Vanessa Lengies) "Hey you. Yeah, you. How much your kicks cost you?"
• (Hilary Duff) "What?"

• (Vanessa Lengies) "I paid fifty dollars for mine, you?"
• (Hilary Duff) "Free, I pulled them out of a garbage can somewhere in Portland."
• (Vanessa Lengies) "You win."

Mike O'Malley as Lenny

• (Mike O'Malley) "Hey, Holly, your mom said Saturday night is movie night. So, what do you say on me, you take Princess Zoe here, you guys go see "Bambi"."
• (Hilary Duff) "I'm not actually sure that "Bambi" is still in theatres. Which is such a shame, because I am just dying to take my seven year old little sister to a movie where the mom gets killed by the evil male hunter."
• (Aria Wallace) "I want to go see that."

• (Mike O'Malley) "Oh wow, Jean, whoa. Great outfit. Damn, where'd you get that, who's-a-hottie.com?"

• (Mike O'Malley) "You want a bigger ring?"

• (Mike O'Malley) "So are you free Saturday night?"
• (Heather Locklear) "What'd you have in mind?"
• (Mike O'Malley) "Oh, nothing short of rocking your world, babe."
• (Heather Locklear) "Well, my world doesn't rock that easy."
• (Kym Whitley) "That's right, make him work for it, girlfriend."

Caroline Rhea as Gloria

• (Caroline Rhea) "You never eat the cakes?"

• (Caroline Rhea) "I can't believe it. And he sent you a present, too?"
• (Heather Locklear) "Yeah, a CD of a band I'd never heard of, but I loved. It's like he knows me better than I know myself."
• (Caroline Rhea) "So, why is he hiding?"
• (Heather Locklear) "He's not hiding. He's just --"
• (Caroline Rhea) "Just what?"

Carson Kressley as Lance

• (Construction Worker) "You're a jets fine, right?"
• (Carson Kressley) "Oh, my God, hello. I live for "West Side Story"."

Jeff Lumby as Dr. Fitch

• (Jeff Lumby) "That's a great comment, Mrs --"
• (Heather Locklear) "Miss Hamilton. I also wondered if you'd thought of a monthly mixer for single parents. Not that I don't want to meet married parents as well. I would. It's just that sometimes we single parents have different concerns than married ones. Different priorities, if you know what I mean. And by priorities, I mean: I need to meet a good man."
• (PTA Man) "In that case, where do I sign up?"

Aria Wallace as Zoe Hamilton

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Kym Whitley as Dolores

• (Kym Whitley) "Look at you all grown up. Got your little speed bumps and everything."

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