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The Return (The Office) Quotes

The Return (The Office) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Return ended in 1970.

The Return (The Office) Quotes

  • (Michael Scott) "He's always up in my biznezz, which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me."
  • (Michael Scott) "I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me."
  • (Jim Halpert) "I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe, you win."
  • (Kevin) "Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation?"
  • (Oscar) "That's very funny."
  • (Kevin) "Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left."
  • (Karen Filippelli) ". Do you still have feelings for her?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "Yes."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Hey, Ryan, wanna play a trick on Andy?"
  • (Ryan Howard) "Not right now. Ask me again about 10 years ago."
  • (Jim Halpert) "I liked you better as a temp."
  • (Ryan Howard) "Me, too."
  • (Michael Scott) "It takes a big man to admit his mistakes, and I am that big man."
  • (Michael Scott) "Jim, could you come in here, please?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, Jim. I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks."
  • (Michael Scott) "I'm sorry. Oh, wow. That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Yeah, you can."
  • (Michael Scott) "You know what? Get Pam."
  • (Jim Halpert) "For this?"
  • (Michael Scott) "Pam."
  • (Unnamed) "Pam, you look very hot today."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend."
  • (Pam Beesley) "Great."
  • (Unnamed) "Me so horny. Me love you long tim."
  • (Pam Beesley) "Who's "long Tim"?"
  • (Unnamed) "Long time. Me love youa long time."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Oh, well, maybe "Youa" should bring "long Tim" in one day."
  • (Unnamed) "You ruined a funny joke. You get out of my offive."
  • (Pam Beesley) "Okay. Bye, Harvey"
  • (Unnamed) "Boobs."

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