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The Wedding Planner Quotes

The Wedding Planner is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Wedding Planner ended in 1970.

It features Peter Abrams as producer, Mervyn Warren in charge of musical score, and Julio Macat as head of cinematography.

The Wedding Planner is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Wedding Planner is 103 minutes long. The Wedding Planner is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Justin Chambers as Massimo, Matthew McConaughey as Steve, Jennifer Lopez as Mary, Judy Greer as Penny, Alex Rocco as Salvatore, Frances Bay as Dottie, Lou Myers as Burt, and Kathy Najimy as Geri.

The Wedding Planner Quotes

Matthew McConaughey as Steve

  • (Matthew McConaughey) "If you're thinking what I'm thinking --"
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers."
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "Why you only eating the brown ones?"
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "Because someone once said they have less artificial colouring because chocolate's already brown. And it kind of stayed with me."
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "You kind of stayed with me."
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "Fran is great. But -- what if what I think is great really is great, but not as great as something greater?"
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "Do you ever think about that night at the park?"
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "What?"
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name, I don't know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, Mary. But I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I've ever had. Pl-please say something."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "I'm a magnet for unavailable men, and I'm sick of it. It's simple, I love Fran, I respect her, and she loves you. So besides your tux measurements, that's all I need to know. Please go away."
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well, first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said, 'Hey, a movie sounds good,' plus he got an invitation."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?"
  • (Matthew McConaughey) "What are you talking about?"

Jennifer Lopez as Mary

  • (Jennifer Lopez) "Y'know, "those who can't do, teach"? Well those who can't wed, plan."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "Oh my God, you castrated him."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "For an entire summer he followed me around asking me if I had a vagina."
  • (Judy Greer) "I think that's adorable."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "I can treat that jackass like any other faceless groom. And that's just what I'm gonna do. Why? Because he's nothing -- because I love a challenge. And because I am a god**** professional."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "You saved -- my shoe. I mean, my life."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "You castrated him."

Justin Chambers as Massimo

  • (Justin Chambers) "Love cant always be perfect. Love is just love"
  • (Justin Chambers) "Mary, I know I never done the right thing, say the right thing. I know I act like a fool. I know say we'd be buddy-buddy friends, but that would not be true to my heart so I'll ask this one question, and if you answer "no" I'll leave you alone once and for all. Be my wife, Mary Fiore. If you answer yes I'll take care of you, be true to you, and like this house I built for your dolls, I'll make sure you have a strong roof over your head. If you answer yes than no one will love you as much as I love you. If you answer yes than you will make me the happiest man on earth."
  • (Justin Chambers) "You long for him the way I long for you"
  • (Justin Chambers) "Look planning a wedding isn't for men. We stick together and do the manly bonding."

Lou Myers as Burt

  • (Lou Myers) "A girl asks you to dance, you dance"

Judy Greer as Penny

  • (Judy Greer) "Oh no, darnit -- I just remembered that I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her change her fax cartridge because she's going out of town tomorrow -- on and African safari."

Alex Rocco as Salvatore

  • (Alex Rocco) "No. No."
  • (Frances Bay) "Oh, thank God."
  • (Lou Myers) "Oh, hell, I object too."

Kathy Najimy as Geri

  • (Kathy Najimy) "Uh uh, Pierre, I love you but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you, mk? Muah."

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