Ticket to Heaven Quotes

Ticket to Heaven is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Ticket to Heaven ended its run in 1970.

It features Alan Simmonds as producer, Micky Erbe in charge of musical score, and Richard Leiterman as head of cinematography.

Ticket to Heaven is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Ticket to Heaven is 109 minutes long. Ticket to Heaven is distributed by Miracle Films Ltd (Canada), United Artists (US and other nations).

Ticket to Heaven Quotes

• (Unnamed) "My God, it must be something they put in the food."
• (Eric) "No, man, it's what they don't put in it, protein. That, and all that chantin' and jumpin' and spacin' out. After awhile, your wiring blows. Women stop gettin' their periods. Guys get cheeks as smooth as the inside o' Sarah Elizabeth Murphy's left thigh."

• (Larry) "Listen to me OK, please? I love you David, and I love Sarah, but individually. David, together, I think you're a mess."

• (Eric) "Man, I ain't seen anybody regurgitate like that since the bicentennial celebrations."

• (Eric) "It's a tall dude --"
• (Larry) "Yeah? Is it him?"
• (Eric) "I never met the fella."
• (Larry) "Well if it's a cop -- -they're coming in anyway, right?"
• (Eric) "If it's one of them loonies, he aint."

• (David) "I can't take it anymore. I got- ah- I gotta get outta here- I can't-"
• (Karl) "I told you it would be an incredible experience."

• (Eric) "First rule, man: don't f***in' co-operate."

• (David) "Why are you always wrapping yourself up in numbers like this?"
• (Karl) "So you can come and tell me what a crock it is?"

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