Tracy Does Conan Quotes

Tracy Does Conan is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Tracy Does Conan ended its run in 1970.

Tracy Does Conan Quotes

• (Unnamed) "We'll get to your problem in a minute. Have you had a chance to think of my zinger?"
• (Unnamed) ""Well, it's almost Thanksgiving, everybody, and I know what this crowd's giving thanks for: estate tax reform.""
• (Unnamed) "HAHAHAA. That is terrific. I really enjoyed that. But do you think it's too topical? Damn, I wish this event were tonight."
• (Unnamed) "It's not tonight? When is it?"
• (Unnamed) "February."
• (Unnamed) "Why are you wearing a tux?"
• (Unnamed) "It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?"

• (Unnamed) "I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we'll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe something about you and your wife."
• (Unnamed) "Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I'll put on a ski mask --"
• (Frank) "Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up."
• (Unnamed) "I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who's still got the biggest ding-dong."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone."
• (Unnamed) "What was that?"
• (Unnamed) "I was pooping in the ladies' room at The Ivy --"
• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Unnamed) "Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show."
• (Unnamed) "I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me."
• (Unnamed) "Well, Tracy's feeling a lot better now. He's under a doctor's care."
• (Unnamed) "That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break."
• (Unnamed) "Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way."
• (Unnamed) "What's the hard way?"
• (Unnamed) "You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won."
• (Unnamed) "Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you black Irish bastard."
• (Unnamed) "Back at you, red."

• (Unnamed) "Why are you wearing a tux?"
• (Unnamed) "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"

• (Unnamed) "What else is on my mind-grapes?"

• (Unnamed) "Where your feet at, blue man?"

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