Undercover Blues Quotes

Undercover Blues is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Undercover Blues stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mike Lobell as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Donald E. Thorin as head of cinematography.

Undercover Blues is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Undercover Blues is 89 minutes long. Undercover Blues is distributed by Metro Goldwyn Mayer.

Undercover Blues Quotes

• (Leamington) "Don't make any sudden movements."
• (Jeff Blue) "Why not? Is there a bee on me?"

• (Jeff Blue) "It's a very fortunate thing for you my wife wasn't here."

• (Jeff Blue) "See Mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking this one."

• (Muerte) "My name -- is MUERTE."
• (Jeff) "Nice to meet you Morty, my name is Jeff."

• (Jeff Blue) "FBI. You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough s***. Now get in the car you suspected felon you."
• (Mr. Ferderber) "Wait, wait. What am I being charged with?"
• (Jeff Blue) "That's for me to know and you to find out."

• (Det. Sgt. Halsey) "That's your husband."
• (Jane Blue) "I know."
• (Det. Sgt. Halsey) "Does he know how to play the trumpet?"
• (Jane Blue) "Apparently."

• (Sawyer) "Look we gotta get out of here. Now follow me."
• (Jane Blue) ""Follow me.""
• (Jeff Blue) "Oh, give him his moment in the sun."
• (Jane Blue) "What sun?"

• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "There was an attempted mugging half a block from here tonight."
• (Jeff Blue) "Really?"
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "The victim got away."
• (Jeff Blue) "Oh, good."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "You don't know nothing about that?"
• (Jeff Blue) "No, I don't think so."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "You match the description of the intended victim: a man with a baby stroller."
• (Det. Sgt. Halsey) "And we got us a bag lady that says she saw the man enter this hotel."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "And the desk clerk says that man was you."
• (Jeff Blue) "Well, that certainly narrows it down, doesn't it?"

• (Jane Blue) "We can tell you part of the story."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "You can tell me all of the story."
• (Jeff Blue) "Part or nothing."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Well, how about we bust your ass for B and E."
• (Jane Blue) "Well, how about we talk to that nice governor of yours."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Okay, tell me part of the story."
• (Jeff Blue) "Well, it's hard to know where to begin. My father was a steam fitter, and --"
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Come on man, the relevant part."

• (Jeff Blue) "She's fretful. She's nervous."
• (Jane Blue) "You're describing a baby with colic."

• (Paulina Novacek) "You are still having such a wonderful body."
• (Jeff Blue) "Thank you. What do you think of the Lieutenant here?"
• (Sawyer) "Will you shut up?"

• (Jeff Blue) "You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself."

• (Frank) "You said you'd help out a little."
• (Jeff Blue) "Novacek's not "a little," Frank. She's a psycho."

• (Muerte) "My name is MORTY."

• (Jane Blue) "Wait here."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "No way."
• (Jeff Blue) "Ted, Jane's an expert in martial arts even I can't pronounce. She can kill you seven different ways without using her hands. Do what she says."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Maybe I'll just wait here."

• (Paulina Novacek) "You haven't changed. Have I?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Only your men."

• (Paulina Novacek) "So, Mr. Muerte --"
• (Muerte) "Excuse me please, no "Mister," is "Muerte.""

• (Jeff Blue) "Tell you what, you wait here. I'll go for help."
• (Muerte) "No, no, Blue, don't leave me."
• (Jeff Blue) "Can I get you anything, Morty? Coffee? Tea?"
• (Muerte) "Coffee? Tea? No, no, I'm fine. Just get me the hell out of here."
• (Jeff Blue) "Ta-ta."
• (Muerte) "Ta-ta. Good-bye. Thank you."

• (Jeff Blue) "You know what's funny? That gray van over there."
• (Jane Blue) "Funny ha-ha or funny interesting?"

• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "My source at the FBI said they didn't think you were, and I quote, "Bureau material.""
• (Jeff Blue) "That's true. I'm more of an end table."
• (Jane Blue) "I always thought of you as a dining room chair."

• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "What just happened here?"
• (Jeff Blue) "I'd say it was a domestic disturbance."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "A domestic disturbance?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Yeah like on the Honeymooners. You remember how Ralph used to fight with Alice."
• (Det. Sgt. Halsey) "I don't recollect Ralph using semi-automatic weapons."
• (Jane Blue) "But Norton sometimes did. And Mrs. Manacotti on the third floor, wow what a temper."

• (Unnamed) "Chester."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Hey, Danny. Yeah, Ted Sawyer here. How ya doin'? Listen, we ran into somebody unusual down here, was wondering if he could be one of yours? Calls himself Jefferson Blue."
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Did I say something funny?"

• (Jeff Blue) "Did we ever thank you for that crib blanket?"
• (Jane Blue) "Oh no, honey, the White House sent the crib blanket. Frank sent the Fisher-Price Barnyard."
• (Jeff Blue) "You sent that? Aw, do you know those cows really moo?"
• (Jane Blue) "Jeff plays with it day and night."

• (Jeff Blue) "Which way is Cuba?"
• (Muerte) "No, no, that's the wrong way. Please, come back. No, the land is back there behind you. Where are you going? Blue, no."

• (Frank) "C-22"
• (Jeff Blue) "C-what?"
• (Jane Blue) "Plastic explosive. The most powerful plastic ever developed. So unstable even the army won't use it."
• (Jeff Blue) "Oh, that C-22."

• (Jeff Blue) "I never get to be the bad cop."
• (Jane Blue) "That's because you could never keep a straight face."

• (Jane Blue) "Now what?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Oh, hi, hon. You remember, I told you about Morty. Morty, this is Jane."
• (Jane Blue) "Oh, hi, Morty, look it's nice to meet you, but we've just got so much shopping to do --"
• (Muerte) "Shut up. Shut up. You die too."
• (Jane Blue) "Oh for God's sakes --"

• (Paulina Novacek) "The Colonel will no longer be working with us."

• (Jeff Blue) "Growing up on the mean streets --"
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "What mean streets? You're from Nebraska."

• (Sawyer) "Those are police cuffs. You can't get them off with a bobby pin."
• (Jane Blue) "You're absolutely right."
• (Jeff Blue) "Oh thanks, hon."
• (Jane Blue) "Want me to work on yours?"
• (Sawyer) "Yeah, sure."

• (Jeff Blue) "Better put something on, the cops are coming."
• (Jane Blue) "The cops are coming?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Yeah, you know big badges, blue uniforms."

• (Jeff Blue) "Are we finished? Can I go?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Look we had a deal: You commit a felony, I go."

• (Jeff Blue) "I guess he got here early."

• (Police Captain) "The FBI fired Blue twice?"
• (Sawyer) "Fired him in 81, rehired him in 84, fired him again in 85."
• (Police Captain) "Why?"
• (Sawyer) "Well, Captain, there's all sorts of rumors."
• (Det. Sgt. Halsey) "Tell him what he did in between."
• (Police Captain) "I'm gonna hate this aren't I?"
• (Sawyer) "CIA."
• (Police Captain) "Perfect."
• (Sawyer) "Until they got on the band wagon and fired him too."

• (Bar Patron) "Hey Muerte, you lookin' pretty banged up."
• (Muerte) "Yeah? Well you should see the other guys. 50 guys, with chains, and dogs, you should see what they look like."
• (Bar Patron) "That ain't what I heard at all. I heard it was one guy, with a cute little tiny baby. Ha Ha Ha."
• (Bar Patron) "Which one was it who did this to you, Muerte? Was it the guy, or that cute little tiny baby. Ha Ha Ha."
• (Bar Patron) "Aaaahhhhhh. Owwwwwwww."
• (Muerte) "My name is Muerte. My name is Death."
• (Muerte) "Don't you forget that. Scumhooks."

• (Jane Blue) "Can I get you anything? Coffee? Tea?"
• (Muerte) "No, no, I'm fine, thank you."

• (Paulina Novacek) "Take his gag off."
• (Muerte) "My name is Morty."
• (Jeff Blue) "Muerte."
• (Muerte) "I kill you."
• (Paulina Novacek) "Enough. Somebody find out who this man is and then kill him."

• (Jeff Blue) "Darling, do the oysters come with guns?"

• (Jane Blue) "Oh, don't you love New Orleans?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Hey. Yeah, come on over here and dance with me, huh?"

• (Jeff Blue) "Damn. Nothing but money."

• (Jeff Blue) "You can go home and clean up, Lieutenant. It's over."
• (Sawyer) "No plans to invade Cuba while you're in the neighborhood?"

• (Jane Blue) "One man on the couch, reading."
• (Jeff Blue) "A literate burglar? How refreshing."

• (Jeff Blue) "Y-ello."
• (Muerte) "This is Blue?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Speaking --"
• (Muerte) "Do you remember me?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Well, you have a really sexy voice. But hey, I'm a happily married man."
• (Muerte) "Well, you'll be a dead man soon."
• (Jeff Blue) "Who is this again?"
• (Muerte) "This is Muerte."
• (Jeff Blue) "Morty."
• (Muerte) "No. No Morty. MUERTE. "DEATH"."
• (Jeff Blue) "Yeah right, death --"
• (Muerte) "That's right. I'm gonna come for you man. I'm gonna come for you, and I'm gonna kill you, okay and --"
• (Jeff Blue) "Hey hey hey Morty, Morty, Morty, it's late. What's the bottom line here?"
• (Muerte) "The bottom line? The bottom line is you're gonna die man -- Ugly, okay?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have, like, a serious conversation, alright?"

• (Jeff Blue) "We're naming the kid Jane Louise. Period."

• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Isn't the baby a little young for dolls?"
• (Jeff Blue) "It's for me. It's a post-feminist doll."
• (Jane Blue) "Goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it."

• (Unnamed) "A comedy about a family who can escape anything; except their job."

• (Paulina Novacek) "You're a very valuable commodity. Think what the Libyans would pay for your knowledge of American Intelligence. Or the Chinese. Or the Colombians. I think quite a lot of money, Mr. Blue."
• (Jeff Blue) "You see? Most people do like me."

• (Sawyer) "What did you say you did for a living?"
• (Jeff Blue) "I'm an airline pilot."
• (Sawyer) "I thought you said you were a vacuum cleaner salesman."
• (Jeff Blue) "Well if you knew, why did you ask?"

• (Jane Blue) "Kill the light."
• (Jane Blue) "I meant turn it off."

• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Oh, cute baby. Boy or girl?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Gosh, I hope so."

• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Where are you from?"
• (Jane Blue) "North Adams, Massachusetts. Why?"
• (Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer) "Just asking."

• (Frank) "The FBI thinks it's organized crime."
• (Jane Blue) "Ah, the FBI thinks everything is organized crime."

• (Leamington) "I want you to get up from the table very, very slowly."
• (Jeff Blue) ""Very, very?" Not just "very?""

• (Jane Blue) "I can't leave you alone for a minute."
• (Jeff Blue) "This wasn't my fault."
• (Jane Blue) "Nothing's ever your fault. You gonna kill him?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Aren't we bloodthirsty today? I told you not to drink all that coffee."

• (Jane Blue) "You know, I can't believe, men. You know how many people"
• (Jane Blue) "tried to pick me up, tonight?"
• (Jeff Blue) "Oh honey, its that ruffled look that's so appealing."
• (Jane Blue) "Uh huh."
• (Jane Blue) "Geez, I am so tired --"
• (Jeff Blue) "No no no, wait. hold on."
• (Jane Blue) "Whoa. Whu."
• (Jeff Blue) "Keep the makeup on."
• (Jane Blue) "Why?"
• (Jeff Blue) "I don't know, it's kind of -- a turn on."
• (Jane Blue) "Yaaahhhh. You disgust me."

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