Who Shot the Sheriff? Quotes

Who Shot the Sheriff? is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Who Shot the Sheriff? ended in 1970.

Who Shot the Sheriff? Quotes

• (Unnamed) "It seems to me that somebody wants you dead."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God. What's new? Welcome to my world."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, I've got a plan."
• (Unnamed) "Tell me."
• (Unnamed) "You want clever or really clever? I want fast."

• (Unnamed) "You just want everyone to love you."
• (Unnamed) "No. I do not want to be branded a killer. It is different."
• (Unnamed) "You want to be loved. But I tell you something, it's not fair. I love you but no-one gives me any food. Yet people who do not love you are fed."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Much."
• (Unnamed) "The world is wrong. We're feeding people who do not love us and saving a man who wants us dead. I've changed my mind, I no longer love you. Now can I eat?"

• (Unnamed) "I shot the sheriff."
• (Unnamed) "No -- you shot the deputy."

• (Unnamed) "You just want everyone to love you."
• (Unnamed) "No, I do not want to be branded a killer. It is different."
• (Unnamed) "You want to be loved. And I'll tell you something, it's not fair. I love you, but no one gives me any food. Yet people who do not love you are fed."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Much."
• (Unnamed) "No, the world is wrong. We're feeding people who do not love us and saving a man who wants us dead -- I've changed my mind. I no longer love you. Now can I eat?"

• (Unnamed) "Here. This is for you."
• (Unnamed) "Hm?"
• (Unnamed) "For future reference, anyone wearing one of those tags is with me."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Robin."
• (Unnamed) "Does it go with my dress?"

• (Unnamed) "Well, if it's as good as saving the sheriff's life, I'm with cheeseboy."

• (Unnamed) "He has to have the glory, doesn't he?"
• (Unnamed) "No --"
• (Unnamed) "I think he just wants to be loved."

• (Unnamed) "You still love him."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Who?"
• (Unnamed) "Tell him."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Tell him. Even though you never see him, tell him."

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