Youth in Revolt (film) Quotes

Youth in Revolt (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Youth in Revolt ended in 1970.

It features David Permut as producer, John Swihart in charge of musical score, and Chuy Chávez as head of cinematography.

Youth in Revolt (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Youth in Revolt (film) is 89 minutes long. Youth in Revolt (film) is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Michael Cera as Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger, Jean Smart as Estelle Twisp, Portia Doubleday as Sheeni Saunders, Ray Liotta as Lance Wescott, Mary Kay Place as Mrs. Saunders, Fred Willard as Mr. Ferguson, and Zach Galifianakis as Jerry.

Youth in Revolt (film) Quotes

Michael Cera as Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger

• (Michael Cera) "I'm not going anywhere until you sink your filthy dick in this tomato."

• (Michael Cera) "It's a wonder that humankind has constructed any kind of civilization with this monumental distraction at hand."

• (Michael Cera) "Bernice, you sweet angel of the lavatory."

• (Michael Cera) "Sheeni, hi, nice to see you. I was just going for a walk, and I thought I'd drop by. I remembered that you lived here. I'm sorry I got so upset about Trent. It was very immature of me. I'm not normally like that. He sounds like a great guy. I'd love to hear more of his neat poetry. Say, do you want to go to the beach or get breakfast?"
• (Portia Doubleday) "Actually I'm going on a hike. I'd ask you to come along, but you haven't got any hiking boots, provisions, survey maps, or a compass."
• (Michael Cera) "Fine. I do all of my hiking free form. Like John Muir, I enter the wilderness with nothing more than my journal and a child-like sense of wonder."

• (Michael Cera) "In the movies the good guy gets the girl. In real life it's usually the prick."

• (Michael Cera) "I Want To Tickle Your Belly Button -- From The Inside"

• (Michael Cera) "Officer Lance Wescott please -- one moment"
• (Michael Cera) "Hey asshole, it's me."
• (Ray Liotta) "Nick you little s***, you know you're going to jail right?"
• (Michael Cera) "Thanks f***o, I'm calling to make it easy for you, I'll be at Hazel park in one hour, round up your donut dipping friends, I'm turning myself in, f*** you."

• (Michael Cera) "I also have a sweetheart for the moment, so --"
• (Portia Doubleday) "Really? What's her name?"
• (Michael Cera) "Her name is Martha Singwal, she's 16 -- she's got toasted almond hair, so -- she's only just recently returned from Nice where she's been conducting sociological research on the assimilation problems of italian immigrants -- workers -- down there. She's also a professional model, specializes in lingerie. She likes me quite a bit, she tells me that she likes my hair --"

• (Michael Cera) "I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are."
• (Michael Cera) "If that's OK with you."

Jean Smart as Estelle Twisp

• (Jean Smart) "I need that child support money to eat."
• (Michael Cera) "Shouldn't you need that child support money to support your child?"

Zach Galifianakis as Jerry

• (Zach Galifianakis) "s*** on a godamn dick."

Portia Doubleday as Sheeni Saunders

• (Portia Doubleday) "You got me expelled."
• (Michael Cera) "I'm sorry, Sheeni."
• (Portia Doubleday) "Do you realize what life is like for me here? Do you have any idea?"
• (Michael Cera) "Sheeni, I've been alone my whole life. I know what it's like. Sheeni, I burned down Berkeley for you. I destroyed both of my parents' cars. And I've lied and manipulated and had you sedated, and I did all that so we wouldn't have to be alone anymore."
• (Portia Doubleday) "You're him, aren't you?"
• (Michael Cera) "I'm him?"
• (Portia Doubleday) "You're my François. You're the one I've been looking for."
• (Michael Cera) "Sheeni, I want what you want. I want to live all over the world and have adventures, but I'm not François. I'm the guy who saw you and fell in love with you and would do anything for you. That's who I am."

• (Portia Doubleday) "Kiss me, you weenie."

• (Portia Doubleday) "Would you mind applying this to my exposed areas? Hmmm, get turned on easily? Don't stop, Nick. It's only natural. For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak."
• (Michael Cera) "Is it?"

Mary Kay Place as Mrs. Saunders

• (Mary Kay Place) "You're the devil and that dog is a hell-beast."

Fred Willard as Mr. Ferguson

• (Fred Willard) "Nick, why are you naked too?"
• (Michael Cera) "Solidarity?"

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