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Abbott and Costello Go to Mars Quotes

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Abbott and Costello Go to Mars completed its run in 1970.

It features Howard Christie as producer, Joseph Gershenson, and Henry Mancini in charge of musical score, and Clifford Stine as head of cinematography.

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Abbott and Costello Go to Mars is 77 minutes long. Abbott and Costello Go to Mars is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Lou Costello as Orville, Bud Abbott as Lester, Anita Ekberg as Venusian #1, Mari Blanchard as Allura, Anita Ekberg as Venusian #2, Horace McMahon as Mugsy, and Jack Kruschen as Harry.

Abbott and Costello Go to Mars Quotes

Lou Costello as Orville

  • (Lou Costello) "She crowned me again."
  • (Lou Costello) "What kind of hot rod was that?"
  • (Miss Frances Planey) "Orville, after you've finished flying the jet ships for the children, bring them back to the orphanage. Then cut the lawn and water the plants."
  • (Lou Costello) "All right, Miss Planey."

Jack Kruschen as Harry

  • (Jack Kruschen) "What's that?"
  • (Horace McMahon) "If I didn't see with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it."
  • (Jack Kruschen) "What is it?"
  • (Horace McMahon) "Are you kiddin'? That's a spaceship. Them guys weren't from Mardi Gras, they're from Mars."
  • (Jack Kruschen) "What's Mars? Is that anywheres near Hoboken?"
  • (Horace McMahon) "What's Mars. Mars is a planet. A planet is a thing that goes revolving around in space."
  • (Jack Kruschen) "How did it get up there?"
  • (Horace McMahon) "Well, it all depends whether you subscribe to the Laplacian theory of 1796 or whether you subscribe to the tidal theory formulated by somebody in 1919."
  • (Jack Kruschen) "Gee, must be wonderful to have education."

Bud Abbott as Lester

  • (Bud Abbott) "I hereby claim Mars in the name of the United States of America."
  • (Lou Costello) "Me too."

Horace McMahon as Mugsy

  • (Horace McMahon) "I would like to ask you one simple question: How many states are you wanted in?"
  • (Jack Kruschen) "How many are dere?"
  • (Horace McMahon) "Forty eight."
  • (Jack Kruschen) "Dat's how many."

Anita Ekberg as Venusian #2

  • (Anita Ekberg) "What is it?"
  • (Mari Blanchard) "I could be wrong, but I think it's a man."
  • (Anita Ekberg) "That's a man?"

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