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Analyze This Quotes

Analyze This is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Analyze This stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paula Weinstein as producer, Howard Shore in charge of musical score, and Stuart Dryburgh as head of cinematography.

Analyze This is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Analyze This is 103 minutes long. Analyze This is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Chazz Palminteri as Primo, Joe Viterelli as Jelly, Kyle Sabihy as Michael Sobel, and Lisa Kudrow as Scott MacNamara.

Analyze This Quotes

Joe Viterelli as Jelly

  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain't my fault."
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "Oh, so you're telling me it was suicide?"
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "I don't know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "Uh no, but they will in a minute."
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "Oh, and let me guess what it says? "Life is bulls***, I can't f***ing take it no more. Signed, the Dead Guy.""
  • (Joe Viterelli) "Hey, that's good, Doc."
  • (Joe Viterelli) "Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal."
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal."
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "J-Jelly? Did I do that?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer."
  • (Joe Viterelli) "I'm gonna get a bite to eat. You wanna sandwich or somethin'?"
  • (Guard) "What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "A half a sandwich."
  • (Jimmy) "You think those whales piss in that water?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King."
  • (Joe Viterelli) "You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that --"

Chazz Palminteri as Primo

  • (Chazz Palminteri) "I'd like to see a movie, but it's nothing but this shoot-em-up action bulls***. I get enough of that at work."
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine, they're trying to do that to me now, and I'm having a lot of feelings about that. And I'm -- and I'm trying to get some -- some --"
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) ""Closure""
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "-- closure on that, ya know?"
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "What kind of feelings?"
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "I'm -- I'm very angry, I'm feeling very angry about that. I'm -- I'm really -- uh -- I'm enraged, I'm feeling very, very mad about that."
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "So why are you telling me?"
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "Why am I telling you? Like you don't know nothing about it, huh? You don't know -- what?"
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "I don't know what your talking about."
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "Okay, whatever, whatever. I'm just trying to --"
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) ""Tell you about my feelings -- ""
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "-- tell you about my feelings and that, uh --"
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) ""I'm angry -- ""
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "-- I'm angry and -- and that anger is a --"
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) ""Blocked wish?""
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "-- a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you -- next week at that thing, and then I can -- unblock that angered wish -- and then hopefully -- hopefully you make one more move on me you motherf***er I'll f***in' cut your f***in' balls off I'll shove them up your f***in' ass, I'll f***in' bury you, I'll put f***in' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your f***in' eyeballs, I'll send them to your f***in' family so they can eat 'em for dessert. You understand me?"
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "Hey Paul --"
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "What?"
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "f*** you."
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "You motherf***er."
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to know what it is"
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "Yeah. How was that?"
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "It was going great until the -- cutting off of the balls and shoving it up his ass."
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "Everybody knows there's been this thing between me and Paul Vitti for a long time."
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "Which thing are you talking about? The first thing or the second thing?"
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "What second thing? I only know one thing."
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "Hey, how can we bring up the first thing if we're not gonna talk about the second thing. Did you talk to the guy?"
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "What guy?"
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "The guy with the thing."
  • (Chazz Palminteri) "What thing? What the f*** are you talking about?"
  • (Dr. Ben Sobel) "How should I know? You brought it up."

Kyle Sabihy as Michael Sobel

  • (Kyle Sabihy) "Dad has a patient who thinks he s***s trout."

Lisa Kudrow as Scott MacNamara

  • (Lisa Kudrow) "You're Paul Vitti. The Mobster"
  • (Boss Paul Vitti) "Now is that polite? Is that nice? I'm tryin' to be nice over here. Do I go up to you and say, "Hey, you're so-and-so, the Hard-On?""

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