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North (1994 film) Quotes

North (1994 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . North ended its run in 1970.

It features Rob Reiner as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

North (1994 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of North (1994 film) is 87 minutes long. North (1994 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Elijah Wood as North, Matthew McCurley as Winchell, Jon Lovitz as Arthur Belt, Dan Aykroyd as Pa Tex, Reba McEntire as Ma Tex, Keone Young as Governor Ho, and Jussie Smollett as Adam.

North (1994 film) Quotes

Jon Lovitz as Arthur Belt

  • (Unnamed) "One Coca Cola and"
  • (Unnamed) "one Sex On The Beach."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Aren't I naughty."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "This is working out bigger than we thought."
  • (Matthew McCurley) "Bigger than you thought. That's why you're only gonna be president."

Elijah Wood as North

  • (Elijah Wood) "How does that get me into a good college?"
  • (Keone Young) "Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Hey, hey, this looks great. I have always dreamt of a life without the ever present nuisance of electricity. Uh, uh, just let me grab something from the plane. I seem to have left my butter churn in the overhead compartment, hehe."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Floor it."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Where the hell are my parents?"
  • (Matthew McCurley) "North, did you say the word 'hell'? My, the summer's really broadened you."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me you little asshole."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Adam, what are you doing here?"
  • (Jussie Smollett) "Listen very carefully. I'm not here. You never saw me. We're not even having this conversation right now. Got that?"
  • (Elijah Wood) "Got what?"
  • (Jussie Smollett) "Perfect."
  • (Joey Fingers) "Remember, kid, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of Miami."
  • (Elijah Wood) "What metaphor is that?"
  • (Joey Fingers) "What metaphor? You ever been down there in August? Your balls stick to your leg like crazy glue."
  • (Elijah Wood) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Gabby) "Well I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin' in."
  • (Elijah Wood) "No I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?"
  • (Gabby) "Easter Bunny?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Careful, Son, Gabby's killed men for less than that."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Oh, sorry."
  • (Gabby) "No harm done."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Do I need a lawyer?"
  • (Matthew McCurley) "North, this is America. Everybody needs a lawyer."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Winchell, you put out a three-page leaflet with a circulation of 90."
  • (Matthew McCurley) "Might even land me a Pulitzer."

Dan Aykroyd as Pa Tex

  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Well I reckon we'll wake up early and eat, then we'll dig for oil and eat, then we'll rope some doggies, bust a few broncs and maybe get a bite to eat. You like Tex Mex?"
  • (Elijah Wood) "Sure, I'm a big fan of any food that straddles two borders."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "That's my boy."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Remember before when I told you that everything I own is the biggest and the best? Well you're already the best. Now there's nothing left but to make you the biggest."
  • (Reba McEntire) "And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow."
  • (Elijah Wood) "You say that like that's a good thing to have happen to your stomach."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "It is."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Why?"
  • (Reba McEntire) "Then you'll be like Buck."
  • (Elijah Wood) "Who?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Our first son. The biggest boy this big state's ever seen. Why he could eat more in one day than anyone else could eat in a whole month."
  • (Reba McEntire) "That's why Buck hated February."

Keone Young as Governor Ho

  • (Keone Young) "There is only one barren spot on our whole island. Unfortunately, it's Mrs. Ho."

Matthew McCurley as Winchell

  • (Matthew McCurley) "Now is the time to say, "just because you were born 25 or 30 years before me, it doesn't make you smart. It doesn't make you right. It just makes you look old. It just makes you smell worse in the morning.""
  • (Matthew McCurley) "As of next Monday, no parent will be permitted to see an R-rated movie, unless accompanied by a kid."

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