Urban Legend (film) Quotes

Urban Legend (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Urban Legend stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gina Matthews, Michael McDonnell, and Neal H. Moritz as producer, Christopher Young in charge of musical score, and James Chressanthis as head of cinematography.

Urban Legend (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Urban Legend (film) is 100 minutes long. Urban Legend (film) is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Tara Reid as Sasha, Stephanie Anne Mills as Felicia, John Neville as Dean Adams, Loretta Devine as Reese Wilson, Michael Rosenbaum as Parker, Alicia Witt as Natalie, Rebecca Gayheart as Brenda, Joshua Jackson as Damon, Danielle Harris as Tosh Guaneri, Jared Leto as Paul Gardener, and Julian Richings as Weird Janitor.

Urban Legend (film) Quotes

Jared Leto as Paul Gardener

• (Jared Leto) "Hey, how about some interviews? You know, students react to the tragedy on campus."
• (Rebecca Gayheart) "Okay. I am saddened, and moved by the tragic --"
• (Alicia Witt) "This was someone's life Paul. Did you even spend one minute thinking about that?"
• (Jared Leto) "No, I didn't. But because of my story, three-thousand five-hundred students will. I think that's enough to help me sleep at night."

• (Jared Leto) "How long have you been working here?"
• (Julian Richings) "Too damn long."

Michael Rosenbaum as Parker

• (Michael Rosenbaum) "If we ever have another E. Coli crisis in the cafeteria, I want you to have the biggest, juiciest burger. My treat."

Rebecca Gayheart as Brenda

• (Rebecca Gayheart) "I must say, Natalie, you have proven your friendship to me. Coming all the way out here without even a little pepper spray to defend yourself with."

• (Rebecca Gayheart) "Is this the kidney? Or is that the Liver? Oh,well. First organ I see, I'm just gonna grab it."
• (Loretta Devine) "Drop the weapon."
• (Rebecca Gayheart) "Oh great. Rent-a-cop to the rescue."
• (Loretta Devine) "Move over the the window, now, you loony psycho bitch."

Joshua Jackson as Damon

• (Joshua Jackson) "Boo."
• (Rebecca Gayheart) "Is that what you do in your spare time, Damon? Just go around scaring people like a freak?"

• (Joshua Jackson) "Are you sure you don't wanna think this over? Cos, I'm all about you, Natalie."
• (Alicia Witt) "One black eye or two Damon. You decide."
• (Joshua Jackson) "Fine. I'm gonna go take a piss."

• (Joshua Jackson) "Hey, we're going down to Parker's dorm. Hootie's gonna pierce his nose."
• (Alicia Witt) "Hootie's a dog, Damon."
• (Joshua Jackson) "That's no reason why he can't be hip."

Alicia Witt as Natalie

• (Unnamed) "Sounds like Elvira's raising more than just the dead in there."
• (Alicia Witt) "Thanks for the tip."

• (Alicia Witt) "Someone's taking all of these urban legends, and making them reality."

• (Alicia Witt) "Brenda, you need help."
• (Rebecca Gayheart) "I have already tried therapy. Obviously, it did me no good, Natalie."

John Neville as Dean Adams

• (John Neville) "Missing? He's not missing. It's the weekend. He's most likley shacked up in some motel with a girl. Or a guy -- farm animal -- whatever. Weren't you ever eighteen?"
• (Loretta Devine) "Not that kind of eighteen."

Loretta Devine as Reese Wilson

• (Loretta Devine) "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?"
• (Julian Richings) "Boo."

• (Loretta Devine) "You mind telling me what the hell you're on?"
• (Alicia Witt) "Nothing. Reese I'm telling you the truth, it was right here -- the car was --"
• (Loretta Devine) "Right here."
• (Alicia Witt) "Reese, I saw his body, I touched it. It was probably the same person who killed Michelle Mancini."
• (Loretta Devine) "That's impossible, baby, the police arrested that gas station attendant this afternoon."

• (Loretta Devine) "This is the end of your rotten life you mother f***ing dope pusher. It was easy for him because he really didn't think it was coming, but it ain't gonna be easy for you cuz you better believe it's coming."
• (Loretta Devine) "Girl, what's the matter with you?"
• (Alicia Witt) "They killed him. Somebody killed him."

Tara Reid as Sasha

• (Tara Reid) "Spit it out Felicia."
• (Stephanie Anne Mills) "Thats just the problem, I didn't."

Danielle Harris as Tosh Guaneri

• (Danielle Harris) "Turn off the f***ing light."

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