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Black Christmas (1974 film) Quotes

Black Christmas (1974 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Black Christmas ended in 1970.

It features Bob Clark as producer, Carl Zittrer in charge of musical score, and Reginald H. Morris as head of cinematography.

Black Christmas (1974 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Black Christmas (1974 film) is 98 minutessfn Black Christmas (1974 film) is distributed by Ambassador Film Distributors (Canada).

The cast includes: Marian Waldman as Mrs. MacHenry, Doug McGrath as Sergeant Nash, Margot Kidder as Barb Coard, Art Hindle as Chris Hayden, James Edmond as Mr. Harrison, Lynne Griffin as Clare Harrison, Lynne Griffin as Farmer, and Olivia Hussey as Jessica Bradford.

Black Christmas (1974 film) Quotes

Art Hindle as Chris Hayden

  • (Art Hindle) "Nash, you stupid son of a bitch, you've got a big god damn mouth."

Doug McGrath as Sergeant Nash

  • (Doug McGrath) "Bernie? Call the doc."
  • (Lynne Griffin) "I'm not letting no son of a bitch trespass on my land in the middle of the night. I don't care what he is."
  • (Unnamed) "What the hell's going on here?"
  • (Unnamed) "He fired on a police officer."
  • (Lynne Griffin) "You god**** right. I'll do it again, too. The bastard was tresspassing."
  • (Doug McGrath) "Hogan got an ass full of birdshells."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I'm gonna make the son of a bitch pick every one of 'em out with his teeth."
  • (Lynne Griffin) "Next time you're gonna get the gun up your ass. Sideways."
  • (Unnamed) "Sergeant Nash what's this?"
  • (Doug McGrath) "That's the address to the sorority house."
  • (Unnamed) "Fellatio?"
  • (Doug McGrath) "Yes, Fellatio, the new exchange address for the house."
  • (Unnamed) "Sergeant Nash, I don't think you could pick your nose without written instructions."
  • (Doug McGrath) "I know, the address is something dirty isn't it?"
  • (Doug McGrath) "Who is this?"
  • (Olivia Hussey) "It's Jess."
  • (Doug McGrath) "Ms. Bradford, this is Sergeant Nash. Are you the only one in the house?"
  • (Olivia Hussey) "No. Phyll and Barb are upstairs asleep. Why?"
  • (Doug McGrath) "Alright. Now I want you to do exactly what I tell you without asking any questions, okay?"
  • (Doug McGrath) "No, no, no -- no questions. Now just put the phone back on the hook, walk to the front door and leave the house."
  • (Olivia Hussey) "What's wrong?"
  • (Doug McGrath) "Please, Ms. Bradford, please just do as I tell you."
  • (Olivia Hussey) "Okay. I'll get Phyll and Barb."
  • (Doug McGrath) "No, no, no, don't do that Jess."
  • (Doug McGrath) "Jess, the caller is in the house. The calls are coming from the house."
  • (Doug McGrath) "Excuse me? Could you give me the number at the sorority house? Please?"
  • (Margot Kidder) "Yeah, sure. It's, ah -- Fellatio 20880. Fellatio. It's a new exchange, FE."
  • (Doug McGrath) "That's a new one on me. How do you spell it?"
  • (Margot Kidder) "Capital F, E, little L, LA, TIO."
  • (Doug McGrath) "Thanks."
  • (Margot Kidder) "Don't mention it."

Lynne Griffin as Clare Harrison

  • (Lynne Griffin) "I don't think you should provoke somebody like that, Barb."
  • (Margot Kidder) "Oh listen, this guy is minor league. In the city, I get two of those a day."
  • (Lynne Griffin) "Well maybe. But you know that town girl was raped a couple of weeks ago."
  • (Margot Kidder) "Darling, you can't rape a townie."
  • (Lynne Griffin) "Could that really be just one person?"
  • (Margot Kidder) "No Claire, it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir making their annual obscene phone call."

Marian Waldman as Mrs. MacHenry

  • (Marian Waldman) "Alligators come through the gate, but goodbye leg if ya get away late. Lollies love to pop."
  • (Marian Waldman) "These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there."
  • (Marian Waldman) "Jesus, I wouldn't wear this to have my liver out."
  • (Marian Waldman) "Oh God damn it Claude, you little prick."
  • (Marian Waldman) "Well, thank you, girls. It's lovely really --"
  • (Marian Waldman) "Got about as much use for this as I do a chastity belt."

Margot Kidder as Barb Coard

  • (Margot Kidder) "Speaking of professional virgins; here we have the queen of vaudeville herself."
  • (Margot Kidder) "I think the little buggers schnockered, son of a bitch."
  • (Margot Kidder) "Did you know, this is a very little known fact, but -- did you know that there's a certain species of turtle that -- there's a certain species of turtle that can screw for three days without stopping. You don't believe me, do you? Well, I mean, how could I make something like that up?"
  • (Marian Waldman) "Ah, Barb, dear, ah, I-I-I-ah --"
  • (Margot Kidder) "No, really. They just -- three days, 24 hours a day, wha-voom. Wha-voom. Wha-voom. Can you believe that, three days? I'm lucky if I get three minutes. Do you know how I know this? Because I went down to the zoo and I watched them. It was very boring. Well actually, um, I, uh, didn't stay for the whole three days, I went over and I watched the zebras, because they only take thirty seconds. Premature ejaculation."

Olivia Hussey as Jessica Bradford

  • (The Killer) "Just like having a wart removed."
  • (Olivia Hussey) "Oh my God."

James Edmond as Mr. Harrison

  • (James Edmond) "I didn't send my daughter in here to be drinking and picking up the boys."

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