Blood Drive (The Office) Quotes

Blood Drive (The Office) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Blood Drive ended in 1970.

Blood Drive (The Office) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer."
• (Unnamed) "Roses are red, violets are blue. It's time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup, too."

• (Unnamed) "Well, if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest --"
• (Unnamed) "We do."
• (Unnamed) "-- that none of us can be a part of --"
• (Unnamed) "You can't be a part of our relationship, Michael."
• (Unnamed) "Then we are going to have our own private Valentine's Day party."
• (Unnamed) "That sounds fun."
• (Unnamed) "So suck it."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it, and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention, a lonely hearts convention this afternoon."

• (Unnamed) "I am going to be Cupid. And I'm going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims and they are going to get hit and say, "I'm in love. I was hit by Cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done."

• (Unnamed) "My worst breakup was with Stacy. It was a Sunday morning. We were reading the paper and I said, "Oh, my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East." And she said that we're done."

• (Unnamed) "Where's Andy?"
• (Unnamed) "He's on one of his honeymoons."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "He made nonrefundable deposits on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot-air ballooning, and later he's got a couples' massage."

• (Unnamed) "She could be your soul mate."
• (Unnamed) "Not likely. With three billion women on the planet, most of them live in Asia, so the numbers just don't add up."

• (Unnamed) "I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself."

• (Unnamed) "I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is."

• (Unnamed) "I have a lot of work to do this afternoon. Those mines aren't going to sweep themselves."

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