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Boys and Girls (2000 film) Quotes

Boys and Girls (2000 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Boys and Girls completed its run in 1970.

It features Jay Cohen as producer, Stewart Copeland in charge of musical score, and Ralf Bode as head of cinematography.

Boys and Girls (2000 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Boys and Girls (2000 film) is 94 minutes long. Boys and Girls (2000 film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Ryan, Claire Forlani as Jennifer, Jason Biggs as Hunter, Gay Thomas as N.Y. Flight Attendant, Brendan Ryan Barrett as Young Ryan, Renate Verbaan as Supermodel, Raquel Beaudene as Young Jennifer, Gay Thomas as L.A. Flight Attendant, Alyson Hannigan as Betty, and Blake Shields as Homecoming Knight.

Boys and Girls (2000 film) Quotes

Jason Biggs as Hunter

  • (Jason Biggs) "Whadda they want?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Who?"
  • (Jason Biggs) "They. Them. The chiquitas. You know, I'm bustin' my ass out there trying to fit into their little mold of what makes an interesting, sexy guy, and I can not figure out what they want."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "What do YOU want?"
  • (Jason Biggs) "Gee, I dunno. Get laid. Have fun. Have someone love me for who I am."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Oh-ho. And, uh, who is that, exactly?"
  • (Jason Biggs) "You're -- you're right. You are absolutely right. I mean, what -- what's wrong with being from the country, huh? A simple kid raised on fresh eggs and good values who had to get up at the crack of dawn every morning with a three-legged dog named Lucky by his side to help his pa with the cattle."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Hunter."
  • (Jason Biggs) "Yeah?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "You're not from the country."
  • (Jason Biggs) "Ah. Jeez, Ryan, wha -- what do you want me to say? "Hi, my name is Steve. I grew up in the suburbs with two working parents, two sisters and a two-car garage. I have no real identity, nor do I have a clue what I'm doing or what I want to be. Wanna go out?""
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Your name is Steve?"
  • (Jason Biggs) "Well, this is great news. Now you and me can hit the circuit."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "You and I."
  • (Jason Biggs) "Right."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "I don't think so."
  • (Jason Biggs) "No, believe me, it's way easier with two of us. You see, you pretend to be my idiot cousin, and for the weekend, all of a sudden; I'm sensitive. You get drunk, start coming on too strong and I beat the s*** out of you; I'm masculine."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "I don't think I'm ready for that."
  • (Jason Biggs) "Well, we can trade off. You can hit me first."
  • (Jason Biggs) "Excuse me, question: Exactly how far can you bend over?"
  • (Jason Biggs) "Buddy, if you're lookin' at me for answers; I'm flattered but, uh; you've come to the wrong place."
  • (Jason Biggs) "He's in love with someone who's not in love with him. How do YOU think he is?"

Claire Forlani as Jennifer

  • (Claire Forlani) "You should get back in the saddle."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Ahh, no. I'm the kind of cowboy that doesn't like to ride."
  • (Claire Forlani) "It's like, with me in your life, you never have to try. And that's the beauty of our relationship: You'll just never get hurt again as long as you pretend I'm your girlfriend."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Hey, did you guys read how the zoo animals tried to reorganize their cages in alphabetical order? Apparently the aardvark started it."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "That's right but the zebras, they -- they vetoed it."
  • (Claire Forlani) "I wanna do laundry with you, Ryan."
  • (Claire Forlani) "I don't know what's wrong with me. I --"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Maybe you're gettin' your period."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Yeah, maybe."
  • (Claire Forlani) "I just made the most important decision in my entire life, and you want me to put on my seatbelt?"
  • (Gay Thomas) "Yes, I do."

Freddie Prinze, Jr. as Ryan

  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "What?"
  • (Claire Forlani) "What? This. This, what is this?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "I don't know. Nothing's going on."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Really? Because I just ran into Megan and she told me that you broke up with her. Is that what this is about? Because I thought I told you not to tell her anything."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Yeah, I know."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Well are you upset?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "No."
  • (Claire Forlani) "So what's going on?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "I don't know. Things are different."
  • (Claire Forlani) "But I thought we talked about that. Ryan, I thought that we said that we didn't want anything to be different. I thought we said that having sex was just a huge mistake and; and I mean, I mean it was weeks ago now, I thought we'd go back to being just friends, I thought that that would just --"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Why was it a mistake?"
  • (Claire Forlani) "What?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "You and me. Why was that a mistake? I'm curious."
  • (Claire Forlani) "I thought we talked about it, what; you wanna go over it again?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "No, you wanna talk; let's talk. Was it a mistake because anything that even comes close to real intimacy freaks you out? Or just that I'm not good enough for you?"
  • (Claire Forlani) "Ryan, you; you kissed me and; and I responded. But I wouldn't have done it if I thought it was gonna end our friendship."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "And neither would I."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Ryan, if I could take it all back, I would."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Take it. It's yours. Put it on the shelf with all your other one-night stands."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Why are you doing this?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Look, that night was as much a surprise to me as it was to you. But being with you was like going to a place that I had never been before. And after you fell asleep I just laid there, staring up at those cheap fluorescent stars you have stuck on your ceiling, and; after a while they just started forming a pattern, this weird glow-in-the-dark pattern that linked together our entire relationship. And for the first time everything seemed clear to me; like one logical progression. It felt like you and I were the greatest plan ever made and I had nothing to do with it. Being with you made me feel that maybe I didn't have to keep planning anymore because it felt like I was actually living. And that for once in my life I wouldn't have to work so hard at being happy. That it could just happen. Nothing will ever hurt me as much as your reaction to that same experience."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Ryan --"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "What, what; you wanna go hang out at the library and pretend like nothing happened? I can't do that."
  • (Claire Forlani) "I'm sorry. I'm sorry; I don't know what to say."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Look, you don't have to say anything. I have to go. Have fun in Italy."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "One, two, three, four --"
  • (Claire Forlani) "You should just try breathing. It'll help you relax."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "-- seven, eight."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Trust me?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "I think too many differences make relationships impossible."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Michael and I didn't agree on anything. Ever. That's what I loved about it. We fought, shouted, had sex. I mean, that's what I miss."
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "That doesn't sound like a very healthy relationship."
  • (Claire Forlani) "Yeah, but what do you know about healthy relationships?"
  • (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) "Excuse me?"

Blake Shields as Homecoming Knight

  • (Blake Shields) "Gopher, do you mock my queen? I think you think you do, and for that you shall die."

Alyson Hannigan as Betty

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Gay Thomas as L.A. Flight Attendant

  • (Gay Thomas) "Can I help you?"
  • (Brendan Ryan Barrett) "I don't know. Can you?"
  • (Gay Thomas) "MAY I help you?"

Renate Verbaan as Supermodel

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Raquel Beaudene as Young Jennifer

  • (Raquel Beaudene) "Does it gross you out to know that I'm bleeding right now?"
  • (Brendan Ryan Barrett) "Why should it? It's just biology."

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