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Confessions of a Shopaholic (film) Quotes

Confessions of a Shopaholic (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Confessions of a Shopaholic completed its run in 1970.

It features Jerry Bruckheimer as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Jo Willems as head of cinematography.

Confessions of a Shopaholic (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Confessions of a Shopaholic (film) is 104 minutes long. Confessions of a Shopaholic (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Hugh Dancy as Luke Brandon, Isla Fisher as Rebecca Bloomwood, Krysten Ritter as Suze, Joan Cusack as Jane Bloomwood, Kristin Scott Thomas as Alette Naylor, Nick Cornish as Tarquin, John Goodman as Graham Bloomwood, Julie Hagerty as Hayley, and Wendie Malick as Miss Korch.

Confessions of a Shopaholic (film) Quotes

Isla Fisher as Rebecca Bloomwood

  • (Isla Fisher) "When I was 7 most of my friends stopped believing in magic. That's when I first started. They were beautiful, they were happy. They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards."
  • (Isla Fisher) "A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags -- oh yes -- oh yes."
  • (Isla Fisher) "You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better."
  • (Isla Fisher) "I can do affordable fashion. I mean, I know where all the sales are."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Yes, she does. Oh, in fact she got that from me."
  • (Isla Fisher) "No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't."
  • (Isla Fisher) "I know I've made some mistakes, but I"m turning my life around."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Men like you are the reason I left Finland."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Yes, I Googled."
  • (Isla Fisher) "You are like my soul sister."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Don't talk about Fluke."
  • (Krysten Ritter) "Why? What happened?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened."
  • (Krysten Ritter) "I hate her. Who is she?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "You speak Prada?"

Hugh Dancy as Luke Brandon

  • (Hugh Dancy) "She's not my girlfriend. She's not you."
  • (Hugh Dancy) "Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Yes. And I am glad you brought that up."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Because I am furious. No, I really am."
  • (Isla Fisher) "No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?"
  • (Hugh Dancy) "Fish crisis?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Fiscal -- crisis."
  • (Hugh Dancy) "Fiscal crisis."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Terrifying, Fiscally, I mean."
  • (Hugh Dancy) "How so?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "For the -- fiscal family."
  • (Julie Hagerty) "I'm sorry"
  • (Hugh Dancy) "Not a moment too soon."

Krysten Ritter as Suze

  • (Krysten Ritter) "Bex, I just found the perfect book for you."
  • (Garret E. Barton) "Control Your Urge to Shop, with Garrett E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?"
  • (Krysten Ritter) "Yes."
  • (Isla Fisher) "Nope."
  • (Garret E. Barton) "Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?"
  • (Krysten Ritter) "Yes."
  • (Isla Fisher) "no."
  • (Krysten Ritter) "this guy's good."
  • (Garret E. Barton) "Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?"
  • (Krysten Ritter) "yes."
  • (Isla Fisher) "NO."
  • (Garret E. Barton) "Did you just say "no" again?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "no --"
  • (Isla Fisher) "yes --"
  • (Krysten Ritter) "I'll do this. It can't be that bad. It's just like a band-aid. It's gonna be fine."
  • (Krysten Ritter) "Bex. Two hundred dollars on Marc Jacobs underwear?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Oh, underwear is a basic, human, right."
  • (Krysten Ritter) "Seventy eight dollars on lavender honey?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking. I didn't know if she was looking at me, it was so sad."
  • (Krysten Ritter) "I can't even talk about this one."
  • (Krysten Ritter) "Fluent in Finnish?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Everyone has fudged their resume a little."

Nick Cornish as Tarquin

  • (Nick Cornish) "Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland?"
  • (Isla Fisher) "Because nobody checks up on Finland,Tarkie."

Wendie Malick as Miss Korch

  • (Wendie Malick) "Millinery?"
  • (D. Freak) "What you call me?"
  • (Wendie Malick) "Hats."
  • (D. Freak) "Oh."

John Goodman as Graham Bloomwood

  • (John Goodman) "Life is like a swap meet. You never know when great riches -- are going to turn up unexpectedly."
  • (John Goodman) "Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you."

Kristin Scott Thomas as Alette Naylor

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Joan Cusack as Jane Bloomwood

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