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The Proposal (2009 film) Quotes

The Proposal (2009 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Proposal ended in 1970.

It features David Hoberman, and Todd Lieberman as producer, Aaron Zigman in charge of musical score, and Oliver Stapleton as head of cinematography.

The Proposal (2009 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Proposal (2009 film) is 108 minutes long. The Proposal (2009 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Andrew Paxton, Sandra Bullock as Margaret Tate, Betty White as Grandma Annie, Mary Steenburgen as Grace Paxton, Craig T. Nelson as Joe Paxton, Oscar Nuñez as Ramone, and Denis O'Hare as Mr. Gilbertson.

The Proposal (2009 film) Quotes

Sandra Bullock as Margaret Tate

  • (Sandra Bullock) "If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Why didn't you tell me you were some kind of Alaskan Kennedy?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "How could I ? We were in the middle of talking about you -- for the last 3 years."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "OK, know what ? Timeout, OK ? This bickering Bickerson thing has got to stop. People need to think that we are in love. So let's just --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "That, hey, that's no problem. I can do that. I can pretend to be the doting fiance. That's easy. But for you, that's going to require that you stop snacking on children while they dream."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "We love to snuggle. Don't we honey?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Huge snugglers."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Hand off ass."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Listen carefully Bob. I didn't fire you because I felt threatened. No. I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office. And if you say another word Andrew here is going to have you thrown out on your ass; O.K.?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Another word and you're out of here with an armed escort. Andrew will film it on his little cameraphone and put it on that Internet site."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "What's that?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "YouTube."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Exactly. Is that what you want?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Didn't think so. I have work to do."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "If you ever grab my ass again. I will kill you."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "I'm sorry for feeding you to the eagle."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Why are you panting?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Cause I've been running."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "From Alaska."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "What am I allergic to?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Andrew. Andrew. Andrew."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Your mother's at the door, get up here. Get up here."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Just a second."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Baby blanket, get it off, get it off --"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Oh my God, what is that?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I'm sorry -- it's morning."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "What do you mean it's morning?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Why aren't you taking notes?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I'm sorry, were you not in that room?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "What? Oh, oh, the thing you said about being promoted? Genius, genius. He completely fell for it."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I was serious. I'm looking at a 250,000 dollar fine and 5 years in jail, that changes things."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Promote you to editor? No way."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Then I quit and you're screwed. Bye bye, Margaret."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Andrew. Andrew. Fine. Fine. I'll make you editor, fine. If you do the Alaska weekend and the immigration interview, I'll make you -- I'll make you editor. Happy?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Not in two years, right away."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Fine."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "And you'll publish my manuscript."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "10,000 copies first run."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "20,000 copies first run."

Ryan Reynolds as Andrew Paxton

  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Fun fact about Andrew number 11: I like Pringles."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Okay."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "They're delicious. All Hostess products. Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "What, are you, like, 13?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I'm not rich. My parents are rich."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Congratulations. I'm a hundred."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Don't take this the wrong way."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "OK."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You are a very, very beautiful woman."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Why are you WET?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Why are you NAKED?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Margaret, will you marry me? Because I'd like to date you."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You know what? Actually, Margaret loves telling this story, so I'm just gonna let her go ahead and do that. We should just sit and rapture."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Wow, okay -- wow, where to begin -- the story -- Well, um, wow -- Okay, well, um, Andrew and I -- Andrew and I were about to celebrate our first anniversary together and I knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him and he was scared, like a little tiny bird. So, I started leaving him little hints here and there because I knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "That's not exactly how it happened."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "No?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "No, no, I mean I picked up on all of her little hints -- this woman is about as subtle as a gun. Yeah, no what I was worried about was that she might find this little box --"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Oh, the decoupage box that he made, where he'd taken the time to cut out twenty little pictures of himself, just pasted all over the box. So beautiful. I opened that beautiful little decoupage and out fluttered these tiny little hand cut heart confettis and once they cleared, I looked down and I saw the most beautiful, big --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "-- fat nothing. No ring."
  • (Betty White) "No ring?"
  • (Mary Steenburgen) "What?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "No, but inside that box, underneath all that crap, a handwritten note with the address to a hotel, date and time. Real Humphrey Bogart type stuff. Masculine. Naturally, Margaret, she thought --"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "I thought he was seeing someone else -- so it was a terrible time for me, but I went to that hotel anyway, I went there and I pounded on the door. But the door was already unlocked. As I swung open that door, there he was --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Standing."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Kneeling."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Like a man."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "On a bed of rosebuds, in a tuxedo. Your son. Your son -- and he was choking back soft, soft sobs. And when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, he said to me --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "'Margaret, will you marry me?' and she said 'yep', the end."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I know. I know. Tell Gammie I'm sorry. What do you want me to tell you, she's making me work late again. I've worked to hard for this and I'm sure that dad is pissed."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "But we take all our submissions very seriously and we'll get back to you as soon as we can."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Was that your family?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Yes."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Tell you to quit."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Every single day."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "s***."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "We'll tell my family about our engagement when I want and how I want. Now, ask me nicely."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Ask you nicely what?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Ask me nicely to marry you -- Margaret."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "What does that mean?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You heard me. On your knee."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Fine. Does this work for you?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh, I like this. Yeah."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Here you go. Will you marry me?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "No. Say it like you mean it."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Andrew."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Yes, Margaret."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Sweet Andrew."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I'm listening."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Ok. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it. See you at the airport tomorrow."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Three days ago, I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska and things started to changed. Things changed when we kissed. And when you told me about your tattoo. Even when you checked me out when we were naked. But I didn't realize any of this, until I was standing alone -- in a barn -- wifeless. Now, you could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I'd like to date you."

Betty White as Grandma Annie

  • (Betty White) "Where are your breasts, dear?"
  • (Betty White) "I want you to have it."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "I can't. Can't take this."
  • (Betty White) "I don't want to hear it. Grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren. It makes us feel like we'll still be part of your lives even after we're gone. Take it."
  • (Betty White) "Don't let him out. The eagles will snatch him."
  • (Betty White) "Don't make me call your mother."
  • (Betty White) "Do you prefer Margaret or "Satan's Mistress"?"

Oscar Nuñez as Ramone

  • (Oscar Nuñez) "You can tell she's a good dancer by the way she drinks her soda pop."

Denis O'Hare as Mr. Gilbertson

  • (Denis O'Hare) "See, I'm like Eliot Ness. I always get my man. I'm that good."
  • (Denis O'Hare) "Are you soul mates?"
  • (Oscar Nuñez) "Uhm, would we kill each other? No."

Craig T. Nelson as Joe Paxton

  • (Craig T. Nelson) "What's wrong?"
  • (Mary Steenburgen) "Margaret's on that plane."
  • (Betty White) "And he didn't get to tell her."
  • (Craig T. Nelson) "Tell her what?"
  • (Mary Steenburgen) "That he loves her."
  • (Betty White) "So she could tell him that she loves him too."
  • (Craig T. Nelson) "Yeah but how does he --"
  • (Mary Steenburgen) "If she didn't love him, she wouldn't have left."
  • (Betty White) "Of course not."
  • (Craig T. Nelson) "Am I the only one not getting this?"
  • (Mary Steenburgen) "Oh, Joe."

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