Drive Me Crazy Quotes

Drive Me Crazy is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Drive Me Crazy ended its run in 1970.

It features Amy Robinson as producer, and Greg Kendall in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Drive Me Crazy is 91 minutes long. Drive Me Crazy is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Adrian Grenier as Chase, Melissa Joan Hart as Nicole, Mark Webber as Dave, Gabriel Carpenter as Brad Seldon, Kris Park as Ray, William Converse-Roberts as Mr. Hammond, Faye Grant as Mrs. Maris, Keri Lynn Pratt as Dee Vine, Jordan Bridges as Eddie Lampell, Ali Larter as Dulcie, and Mark Metcalf as Mr. Rope.

Drive Me Crazy Quotes

Kris Park as Ray

• (Kris Park) "I'm staying"
• (Mark Webber) "Why?"
• (Kris Park) "I like to party. I like to get down."

Melissa Joan Hart as Nicole

• (Alicia DeGasario) "Nicole, I'm honestly sorry about how things worked out. I really thought Brad was gonna ask you."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "He did. But I already had a date. He was bummed, so I let him know you were easy."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Prince charming is a dick, bring on the frogs."
• (Adrian Grenier) "Ribbit."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Who are we making jealous?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "Everyone Nicole -- everyone."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "You know, I still have the letter you wrote me in 7th grade."
• (Adrian Grenier) "Burn it."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "You said, uh; You said you hated me, and there was sonething in there about how the only way you'd ever touch me again was if you came down with leprosy."
• (Adrian Grenier) "Sorry about that."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Don't be. I deserved it. I'm the one who should be sorry. Chase, when your mom got sick --"
• (Adrian Grenier) "Please Nicole lets not do this."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "I want to, I've wanted to say this for 5 years now. When your mom got sick, I couldn't bear to go over to your house it was too hard, I was too scared. I just wanted to cry all the time. Everytime I saw her, everytime I saw you. Even when we were together, you wouldn't say anything you would just sit there. So when you started wigging out in school, skipping, pulling fire alarms, I just acted like I didn't know you."
• (Adrian Grenier) "Well I'm over it now."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Well, good night."
• (Adrian Grenier) "Yeah."

• (Sue Ryan) "It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon is available."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "It's easy to be a bitch either way."

• (Sue Ryan) "It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon's available."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "It's easy to be a bitch either way."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Moron. One eyebrow. Taking GEORGANNE WARNER. Failed health. Taking Sue. Taking Dee Vine."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Refers to himself as "The De-Virginator"."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "There are rules, you know."
• (Gabriel Carpenter) ""Rules"?"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Rules."
• (Gabriel Carpenter) "What rules?"
• (Kris Park) "Seniors rule."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "You don't send Designated Dave to ask if I'll go with you if you don't plan on following through with the offer."
• (Gabriel Carpenter) "I was going to. I-I-I was going to. It's-It's just that --"
• (Adrian Grenier) "He just; He-He-He just; He just; He-He --"
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Shut up."
• (Gabriel Carpenter) "I don't know. I; I fell in love."

• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Oh, hey Dulcie."
• (Ali Larter) "Get a room."

Mark Webber as Dave

• (Mark Webber) "We used to be your friends, if you can remember that far back."
• (Adrian Grenier) "You know what I remember, Dave? I remember you cleaning out Eddie Lampell's locker because he said he'd be your friend."
• (Mark Webber) "I did the guy a favor."
• (Adrian Grenier) "I remember you buying Alicia Digressatio at the Student Council Auction last year, and then letting her spend the whole day with her boyfriend."
• (Mark Webber) "Do you have a point?"
• (Mark Webber) "Yeah, my point is Dave, you're not mad at me. You're jealous."

• (Mark Webber) "What's wrong with wanting to be liked?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "You want them to like you, Dave? Tell them to go f*** themselves. People like that need people like you, otherwise there's twice as much trawsh and no one to take it out."
• (Mark Webber) "You're totally losing me."
• (Adrian Grenier) "Don't go Dave. There's sober people there. They just don't want to leave the party."
• (Mark Webber) "I can't not go."

• (Mark Webber) "So who was at the party?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "Everyone."
• (Mark Webber) "Everyone was not at the party. I wasn't there."

• (Mark Webber) "Hey, I finally downloaded the original Space Invaders. I'm talking quality 1981 graphics here."

• (Mark Webber) "Why are we doing this?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "As a protest."
• (Mark Webber) "Of what?"
• (Kris Park) "People, right?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "Sheep."
• (Kris Park) "Check, Dave. We're doing this to protest sheep."
• (Mark Webber) "And what specifically about sheep do we object to?"
• (Kris Park) "Chase?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "General herding mentality."

Jordan Bridges as Eddie Lampell

• (Jordan Bridges) "The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me --"
• (Adrian Grenier) "Another tequila shot?"

• (Jordan Bridges) "What are you thinking Designated Dave? Huh? This isn't Revenge of the Nerds, man. No radioactive spider bit you."

• (Jordan Bridges) "Who would you rather do: Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?"
• (Alicia DeGasario) "They're the same person, you idiot."
• (Jordan Bridges) "How about you?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "Let's see, a flaky, self-absorbed actress or a gun-toting, badass FBI agent with years of pent-up sexual tension? No contest."
• (Jordan Bridges) "My man. What I wouldn't do to Scully --"
• (Alicia DeGasario) "I'm sure she's been drooled on before."

• (Jordan Bridges) "You think you're Miss Thing. But you know what? You're just a wanna-be who got lucky with a case of bulimia."

William Converse-Roberts as Mr. Hammond

• (William Converse-Roberts) "Are you stoned? You can tell me you know, I'd be cool."
• (Adrian Grenier) "Yeah I know you'd be cool."
• (William Converse-Roberts) "What is that supposed to mean?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "It means I've read your yearbook. "Onward through the fog. Light up and party, have sex be free. We're the class of '73.""
• (William Converse-Roberts) "Are you stoned?"
• (Adrian Grenier) "Dad, until you come in here and you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy."

Mark Metcalf as Mr. Rope

• (Mark Metcalf) "Introducing Miss Time Zone herself, Miss Judy Vine, escorted by"
• (Mark Metcalf) "Dave Ednasi?"

Adrian Grenier as Chase

• (Adrian Grenier) "We're breaking up, aren't we?"
• (Ali Larter) "I just think we're headed in different directions, that's all."

• (Adrian Grenier) "I didn't expect you to fall in love."
• (Ali Larter) "I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap."

• (Adrian Grenier) "Why are you telling me this? I'm your past tense quasi-boyfriend, not the American people."
• (Ali Larter) "Well, what I'm trying to say, is that both the tense and title are negotiable."

• (Adrian Grenier) "I was hoping I could ask to cut in."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Well Ray left, but it's okay with me -- I bet you can still catch him if you hurry."
• (Adrian Grenier) "actually I wanted to dance with you."

• (Adrian Grenier) "Your parents named you Dee Vine?"
• (Keri Lynn Pratt) "No Dee's a contraction. I changed it myself."

• (Adrian Grenier) "She's the kinda girl that will call you on your bulls***. She isn't afraid to dance and she offers to pay. She doesn't decide before a date whether or not she's gonna kiss you; she's not earnest, yet she's not completely ironic either -- She orders dessert and she can be ready in ten minutes."

Faye Grant as Mrs. Maris

• (Faye Grant) "We're moving in together."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "What?"
• (William Converse-Roberts) "Maybe we should think about this."
• (Melissa Joan Hart) "Okay, you think about it here and we'll think about it in the tree-house."

Ali Larter as Dulcie

• (Ali Larter) "You think you're so James Dean, Chase."

Keri Lynn Pratt as Dee Vine

• (Keri Lynn Pratt) "Sorry, Dave. I would've driven him home, but I can't drive his car. It's a stick."
• (Jordan Bridges) "Well, I'll show you how to drive a stick right now. Here it is. Come on."
• (Keri Lynn Pratt) "I meant a real car, Eddie, not a matchbox."

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