Evil Roy Slade Quotes

Evil Roy Slade is a Comedy that was first aired in 1972 on NBC. Evil Roy Slade completed its run in 1970.

It features Jerry Belson as producer, Murray MacLeod as theme composer, and Sam Leavitt as head of cinematography. Evil Roy Slade is executive produced by Howie Horwitz.

Evil Roy Slade is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Evil Roy Slade is 97 minutes (approx.) long. Evil Roy Slade is produced by Universal Television and distributed by NBC Enterprises.

The cast includes: John Astin as Evil Roy Slade, Edie Adams as Flossie, Robert Liberman as Preacher, Mickey Rooney as Nelson Stool, Henry Gibson as Clifford Stool, and Dick Shawn as Marshal Bing Bell.

Evil Roy Slade Quotes

John Astin as Evil Roy Slade

• (Unnamed) "Try harder Roy, try to cry. If you can release one tear, it'll help you"
• (John Astin) "I don't know how to cry."
• (Unnamed) "Think. Think harder. Think about your lonely youth: no friends, no home, no warmth, no affection -- cactus in your diaper"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Yes, there's a tear. We're curing you."

• (John Astin) "Take that big fiddle out from between your legs. There are ladies present."
• (cello player) "But sir --"
• (John Astin) "I don't want no trouble, you just tuck it up under your chin like a fiddle's 'sposed to be played -- now."
• (cello player) "Yes sir. Right now sir."
• (John Astin) "That's good."

• (Unnamed) "It's part of a science called phrenology."
• (John Astin) "What's science?"

• (John Astin) "I learned a valuable lesson today. Never trust a pretty girl, or a lonely midget."

• (John Astin) "Hideout."
• (Unnamed) "Wanted."
• (John Astin) "Poster."
• (Unnamed) "Bear."
• (John Astin) "Teddy."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (John Astin) "Nothin'. Next question."
• (Unnamed) "What did you SAY?"
• (John Astin) "I didn't say nothin'."

• (John Astin) "I ain't giving up. I've worked hard, it took me years to work my way to the bottom."

• (John Astin) "I can't read, you dumb love of my life."

• (John Astin) "You know what nice is? Suppose there was a whole herd of dead cattle, dropped dead on the field, just for you. That's what nice is.'"

• (John Astin) "Uh, I changed my mind. Give me my money back. In fact"
• (John Astin) "Give me everybody's money back."

Robert Liberman as Preacher

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Mickey Rooney as Nelson Stool

• (Mickey Rooney) "I learned two valuble lessons today: never trust a dumb nephew or a -- slobbering bulldog."

• (Mickey Rooney) "Marshall Bing Bell."
• (Henry Gibson) "Who is it?"
• (Mickey Rooney) "That's his name, you idiot."

Edie Adams as Flossie

• (Edie Adams) "Roy, you aren't going to leave me alone are you? I love you."
• (John Astin) "Alright, who wants Flossie?"

Dick Shawn as Marshal Bing Bell

• (Dick Shawn) "Slade, you've given me trouble for the last time, the reward says dead OR alive. How you wanna go?"
• (Dick Shawn) "E Sharp?"
• (Dick Shawn) "or B Flat? Hmm?"

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