Father Goose (film) Quotes

Father Goose (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Father Goose completed its run in 1970.

It features Robert Arthur (film producer) as producer, Cy Coleman in charge of musical score, and Charles Lang as head of cinematography.

Father Goose (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Father Goose (film) is 118 minutes long. Father Goose (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Leslie Caron as Catherine Freneau, Cary Grant as Walter Eckland, Jack Good as Lieutenant Stebbings RAN, Trevor Howard as Commander Frank Houghton RAN, Pip Sparke as Anne, Stephanie Berrington as Elizabeth Anderson, and Sharyl Locke as Jenny.

Father Goose (film) Quotes

Cary Grant as Walter Eckland

• (Cary Grant) "All those miles of open sea and back again a man would need something to keep warm, now, wouldn't he?"
• (Trevor Howard) "2 bottles."
• (Cary Grant) "All of them, Frank."
• (Trevor Howard) "Three."
• (Cary Grant) "All of them, Frank."
• (Trevor Howard) "Five."
• (Cary Grant) "All of them, Frank."
• (Trevor Howard) "Got a pencil?"

• (Cary Grant) "See this whistle?"
• (Cary Grant) "Would you like to have it?""
• (Cary Grant) "OK. Now, all you have to do is repeat three simple words after me. Is that a deal?"
• (Cary Grant) "Just repeat three words. Alright. Elephant."
• (Sharyl Locke) "Elephant."
• (Cary Grant) "Rhinoceros."
• (Sharyl Locke) "Rhinoceros."
• (Cary Grant) "Wrong."
• (Sharyl Locke) "WHy?"
• (Cary Grant) "No, not "why," "wrong." Wrong is the third word, you loose."

• (Cary Grant) "Let me tell you I am not a father figure. I am not a brother figure or an uncle figure or a cousin figure. In fact, the only figure I intend being is a total stranger figure."

• (Cary Grant) "Lady, you are making a powerful enemy."

• (Cary Grant) "Great blood."

• (Cary Grant) "Maybe if you stopped straightening pictures and let men wear their own pants, maybe they'd be able to touch you without asking "permesso.""

• (Unnamed) "We're sinking."
• (Cary Grant) "Well don't just sit there, dammit, start bailing."
• (Leslie Caron) "Mr. Eckland, your language."

• (Cary Grant) "This isn't the Queen Mary; we don't have room for luggage."

• (Cary Grant) "We've been friends for a long time. Do you really think you can talk me into it?"
• (Trevor Howard) "No, I suppose you're right. Stebbings, confiscate all the small craft on this pier."
• (Jack Good) "But this is the only one there is, Sir."
• (Trevor Howard) "Confiscate it."
• (Jack Good) "Yes, sir."
• (Cary Grant) "Frank, you can't do that. I'll go over your head. Who's in charge here?"
• (Jack Good) "He is."
• (Cary Grant) "Frank, you can't do that to me. That boat's all I have."
• (Trevor Howard) "You said we've been friends for a long time, Walter. Do you really think you can talk me out of it?"

• (Cary Grant) "Hey, here she comes again."
• (Leslie Caron) "How do you know it's a "she"?"
• (Cary Grant) "Her mouth is open, now be quiet."

• (Cary Grant) "No, no, no. Not that. We'd had a use for that."

• (Cary Grant) "You two get in the bottom of the boat."
• (Cary Grant) "Get in the bottom of the boat."
• (Leslie Caron) "They don't understand English."
• (Cary Grant) "Sure they do."
• (Cary Grant) "See?"

• (Cary Grant) "So far you're shared me out of my clothes, my food and my house. Now, how about sharing some of my things with me."

• (Cary Grant) "Frank. Kiss my foot Frank."

• (Cary Grant) "I wonder if they serve coconut milk on submarines --"

• (Cary Grant) "If you're waiting for the big finale, I'm sorry this is all I do."

Trevor Howard as Commander Frank Houghton RAN

• (Trevor Howard) "I'm Big Bad Wolf, Stebbings here is Bo Peep, and you're --"
• (Jack Good) "Mother Goose, Sir."
• (Trevor Howard) "That's it. You're Mother Goose. Now try and remember all that, Walter. It's bloody important."
• (Cary Grant) "Yeah, bloody."

• (Trevor Howard) "There's a bit of paperwork to fill out, Walter. Who's the Maid of Honor?"
• (Leslie Caron) "Umm, Elizabeth Anderson."
• (Trevor Howard) "And the Best Man?"
• (Cary Grant) "Uh, Harry MacGregor."
• (Trevor Howard) "Harry?"
• (Cary Grant) "Just believe me."

• (Trevor Howard) "I believe I've found our nail, Sir. A rusty one I grant you, but they don't come any sharper."

• (Trevor Howard) "Walter? Are you there, Walter? I have the chaplain, I thought it might be a comfort if he said a few words."
• (Cary Grant) "Never mind the chaplain, Frank. She's alive. The snake's dead."
• (Trevor Howard) "Walter, explain yourself."
• (Trevor Howard) "Walter? Walter?"
• (Trevor Howard) "Walter."

• (Trevor Howard) "Bride's full name?"
• (Leslie Caron) "Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau."
• (Cary Grant) "Eh."
• (Trevor Howard) "Groom's full name?"
• (Cary Grant) "Walter Christopher Eckland."

Leslie Caron as Catherine Freneau

• (Leslie Caron) "Do you have a boat?"
• (Cary Grant) "No. I walked."

• (Leslie Caron) "I'm a -- a picture straightener."
• (Cary Grant) "You're a what?"
• (Leslie Caron) "A picture straightener."
• (Cary Grant) "Oh."
• (Leslie Caron) "When I see a picture on a wall that doesn't hang straightly, I straighten it."
• (Cary Grant) "Oh, you do that."
• (Leslie Caron) "And I brush my teeth every morning and every night."
• (Leslie Caron) "And if I don't have a toothbrush --"
• (Leslie Caron) "-- I use my finger."

• (Leslie Caron) "Mr. Eckland please keep the boat quiet, the girls are extremely frightened."
• (Cary Grant) "Will you shut up, lady?"

• (Leslie Caron) "Where is your boat?"
• (Cary Grant) "It's right there lady. If you spit you'd sink it."

• (Leslie Caron) "Mr Eckland is a rude, foul-mouthed, drunken, filthy beast"

• (Leslie Caron) "Tell me, I would like to know; what did my blood taste like?"
• (Cary Grant) "Delicious. Now come on."
• (Leslie Caron) "No, no, no, I'm serious. What did it taste like?"
• (Cary Grant) "Well how would I know? I'm not a vampire,"
• (Leslie Caron) "Um, was it salty?"
• (Cary Grant) "Mmm, a little salty, yes."
• (Leslie Caron) "Too salty?"
• (Cary Grant) "No, it was just right."
• (Leslie Caron) "Oh, no. You thought it was too salty, I can tell. You didn't like it."
• (Cary Grant) "I liked it."
• (Leslie Caron) "Oh, really?"
• (Cary Grant) "Uh-huh, I liked it."
• (Leslie Caron) "You're not just saying that?"
• (Cary Grant) "Great blood."

• (Leslie Caron) "Jenny."
• (Cary Grant) "Why, how strange."
• (Sharyl Locke) "What?"
• (Cary Grant) "That you should bring me this."
• (Sharyl Locke) "I've done it before."
• (Cary Grant) "No you haven't."
• (Sharyl Locke) "Yes I have."
• (Cary Grant) "Shut up."

• (Leslie Caron) "Quick, get him something to drink."
• (Leslie Caron) "JENNY."
• (Sharyl Locke) "What? I've done it before."
• (Cary Grant) "No, you haven't."
• (Sharyl Locke) "Yes, I have."
• (Cary Grant) "Shut up."

• (Leslie Caron) "Walter. I look awful in black."

• (Leslie Caron) "How in English do you say "parachute"?"
• (Cary Grant) "Uh -- Parachute."

Stephanie Berrington as Elizabeth Anderson

• (Stephanie Berrington) "Mr. Eckland got Jenny to speak."
• (Cary Grant) "I created a monster. A talking person."

Pip Sparke as Anne

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jack Good as Lieutenant Stebbings RAN

• (Jack Good) "I say, where are you going with those?"
• (Cary Grant) "Do you know who I am?"
• (Jack Good) "Well, no."
• (Cary Grant) "We'll let it go this time."

• (Jack Good) "We could have transferred George Dickens from the interior if he hadn't gotten himself eaten that way."
• (Trevor Howard) "You needn't make him sound such a shirker, Stebbings."

• (Jack Good) "Mother Goose is requesting a chaplain."
• (Trevor Howard) "A chaplain? Good heavens, he's killed her."
• (Jack Good) "No, sir. They want to get married."
• (Trevor Howard) "Married? Goody Two-Shoes and the Filthy Beast?"

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.