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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Quotes

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius completed its run in 1970.

It features Steve Oedekerk, John A. Davis, and Albie Hecht as producer, and John Debney in charge of musical score.

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Debi Derryberry as Jimmy, Debi Derryberry as Mr. Neutron, Jeffrey Garcia as Sheen, Candi Milo as Nick, Martin Short as Ooblar, Patrick Stewart as King Goobot, Jim Cummings as All, Crystal Scales as Libby, Debi Derryberry as Mrs. Neutron, and Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex.

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Quotes

Patrick Stewart as King Goobot

  • (Patrick Stewart) "Time to discipline the naughty children. Open fire."

Debi Derryberry as Mr. Neutron

  • (Debi Derryberry) "There's a 95 percent chance it'll work."
  • (Carolyn Lawrence) "And the other 5 percent?"
  • (Debi Derryberry) "We all get blown up."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "Hey, hey. Ninety-five is still an A."
  • (Candi Milo) "I've never gotten a 95 in my life."
  • (Carl) "Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "That's toothpaste, Carl."
  • (Carl) "Oh. Minty."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "All right, this is it. These crummy aliens stole our parents, it's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean. Darn it, we're carbon based life forms. So, who's going to kick buttocks?"
  • (Jim Cummings) "The Carbonated Life Forms."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "But dad, all my friends are going."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "JAMES ISSAC NEUTRON."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "They've evolved beyond the need for conventional bodies. They must be an advanced species, millions of years ahead of us."
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Wow. When I blow my nose, it looks like an advanced species too."
  • (Crystal Scales) "Ewww."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?"
  • (Carl) "I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "Look, I was a kid once. I remember being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "Jim, Jimmy, James, Jimbo, Son."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "Rockets are flying things."
  • (Debi Derryberry) "Well, at least it's coming out of the attic and not the basement."

Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex

  • (Carolyn Lawrence) "Is this one of those macho things?"
  • (Carolyn Lawrence) "After class, I'll gladly demonstrate how boy dinosaurs got their BUTTS KICKED by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis."
  • (Carolyn Lawrence) "If we get blown up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt."

Jeffrey Garcia as Sheen

  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Ultra Lord is not afraid of chickens."
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Okay, he may be a little bit afraid of chickens."
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "We have to ask ourselves. What would Ultralord do?"
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "I do so relish these times of peril."
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Ultra Dad."
  • (Sheen's Dad) "Ultra Son."
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Jimmy, your dad is acting like a mind-controlled duck-man."

Martin Short as Ooblar

  • (Martin Short) "Hello."
  • (Martin Short) "What galaxy are you from?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Ooblar."
  • (Martin Short) "Where is your leader?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Ooblar, stop it. It's toast."
  • (Martin Short) "Oh. Hello, Toast. I greatly admire your ship."
  • (Goddard (Jimmy's voice)) "Danger. Danger. You have just activated 'Self-Destruct Sequence Alpha'."
  • (Martin Short) "That's my bad, back in you go."
  • (Goddard (Jimmy's voice)) "The Self Destruct unit is now engaged."
  • (Martin Short) "No, no, no, no, no, I put it back in. Can you understand me?"
  • (Goddard (Jimmy's voice)) "This unit will yeild in a 50 megaton nucular blast in exactly ten seconds."
  • (Martin Short) "That's not good."
  • (Goddard (Jimmy's voice)) "Please vary in a 25 square mile area, thank you and have a nice day."
  • (Goddard (Jimmy's voice)) "Ten -- nine --"
  • (Martin Short) "Bad Dog. I need mother."
  • (Martin Short) "Can I space another?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "No."
  • (Martin Short) "Oh, please, brother."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "I said "no," Ooblar."
  • (Martin Short) "Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please --"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "I would love for that to stop."

Candi Milo as Nick

  • (Candi Milo) "Are you sure about this, Neutron?"
  • (Debi Derryberry) "Well the data seems to support this hypothesis."
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Never -- argue -- with the data --"
  • (Candi Milo) "They're making our parents dance so lame."
  • (Carl) "No, my dad really dances like that."

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