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Moscow on the Hudson Quotes

Moscow on the Hudson is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Moscow on the Hudson ended its run in 1970.

It features Paul Mazursky as producer, David McHugh in charge of musical score, and Donald McAlpine as head of cinematography.

Moscow on the Hudson is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Moscow on the Hudson is 115 minutes long. Moscow on the Hudson is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Robin Williams as Vladimir Ivanoff, Elya Baskin as Anatoly Cherkasov, and Oleg Rudnik as Yuri.

Moscow on the Hudson Quotes

Robin Williams as Vladimir Ivanoff

  • (Orlando Ramirez, Vladimir's Cuban Lawyer) "My father was called Orlando. He rolled the finest cigars in Havana. "Orlando el Rey," they called him -- "Orlando the King." Then Castro came along and my father was on his ass."
  • (Robin Williams) "Castro is a great man."
  • (Orlando Ramirez, Vladimir's Cuban Lawyer) "Castro is a Cuban bulls*** artist who has been taken in by Russian bulls*** artists."
  • (Robin Williams) "You don't look like Marxist."
  • (Veronica Cohen) "I'm not. I'm a humanist. What does a marxist look like anyway?"
  • (Robin Williams) "Usually has beard, mustache."
  • (Veronica Cohen) "A-ha, the women too?"
  • (Robin Williams) "In Russia, especially women."
  • (Robin Williams) "Excuse me, I a -- happy to talk to you, but I must now to make toilet."
  • (Robin Williams) "That be two big Macs, one quarter pounder with cheese, six pieces chicken McNuggets, two boxes Ronald McDonald cookies, one order McFries, two chocolate McShakes. Meh that to go?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, I eat it here."
  • (Robin Williams) "Come back McSoon."
  • (Robin Williams) "Yesterday I bought my first pair of American shoes. They were made in Italy."
  • (Robin Williams) "FBI?"
  • (Gay Man on Street) "FBI? No."
  • (Robin Williams) "KGB?"
  • (Gay Man on Street) "No. G-A-Y."
  • (Robin Williams) "Gay? Oh, no, no."
  • (Gay Man on Street) "Sorry. You have a nice face. I thought we had a "moment" back there."
  • (Lionel Witherspoon, Bloomingdales Security Officer) "What do you think you're doing?"
  • (Robin Williams) "I defect."
  • (Lionel Witherspoon, Bloomingdales Security Officer) "Not here, you don't. There's a men's room down the hall."
  • (Robin Williams) "In Moscow we fought for an inch of freedom. Here you take it and pour s*** all over it."

Oleg Rudnik as Yuri

  • (Boris, KGB man) "Stay away from places like the Subway."
  • (Oleg Rudnik) "Times Square,"
  • (Boris, KGB man) "uh, Teems Square,"
  • (Oleg Rudnik) "Greenich Villlage"
  • (Boris, KGB man) "uh, Grenich yillage,"
  • (Oleg Rudnik) "Rockefeller Center"
  • (Boris, KGB man) "Kak?"
  • (Oleg Rudnik) "Rockefeller Center"
  • (Boris, KGB man) "Reekafeller Tsyenter"

Elya Baskin as Anatoly Cherkasov

  • (Elya Baskin) "An artist without freedom is like a bird without wings."

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