My Parents Are Aliens Quotes

My Parents Are Aliens is a television program that appeared on TV in 1999 on ITV (TV network) (CITV). My Parents Are Aliens ended in 2006.

My Parents Are Aliens aired for 106 episodes. It features ITV Yorkshire as producer. My Parents Are Aliens is created by Andy Watts.

Each episode of My Parents Are Aliens is 23 minutes long. My Parents Are Aliens is distributed by ITV Studios.

My Parents Are Aliens Quotes

• (Brian Johnson) "I want to sing. I want to dance. I want to fiddle on the roof."

• (Wendy Richardson) "Entertaining; if you have the intellect of a cauliflower."

• (Brian Johnson) "Everyone should have something people can remember them by, a neon sign is one of them."

• (Sophie Johnson) "Something with gold and diamonds."
• (Brian Johnson) "Yeah, something like that."
• (Sophie Johnson) "No, something with gold and diamonds."

• (Pete Walker) "You need an entire asteroid to hit earth and wipe out the entire human race. And after that, maybe -- just maybe she'd like you."

• (Unnamed) "Where were you originally from?"
• (Unnamed) "Nowhere. I-I mean, Earth."

• (Brian Johnson) "Two of hearts."

• (Josh Barker) "There's no one else I like. Just Tania -- And I like her a lot."

• (Trent Clements) "I wouldn't say I made any of this. I'd say I merely invited a range of fabulous ingredients to have a party in your taste buds at gas mark delicious."

• (Brian Johnson) "But I'm closer to me than anyone. We're practically inseparable."

• (Sophie Johnson) "-- celebrating something called -- romance."
• (Brian Johnson) "So it's a day of gladiatorial combat?"
• (Lucy Barker) "Romance, not Romans."

• (Josh Barker) "Don't forget to ring your blips."

• (Mel Barker) "Well, I got homework in maths, further maths and advanced further maths."

• (Unnamed) "I imagine you know why you're here."
• (Pete Walker) "Yes, sir."
• (Josh Barker) "No, sir. He meant no, sir."

• (Josh Barker) "All this time he could have turned me in, but he hasn't."
• (Brian Johnson) "Yeah, what an idiot."

• (Brian Johnson) "Who mentioned the Head? I'm going straight to Santa. You'll be in SO much trouble."

• (Brian Johnson) "Freaking nutcase."

• (Josh Barker) "Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself."
• (Brian Johnson) "Yeah, I get that. Mostly when I'm on my own --"

• (Brian Johnson) "Cupid hath pierthed their hearths with hith arrowth."
• (Sophie Johnson) "Thorry?"

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