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Ned Rifle Quotes

Ned Rifle is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Ned Rifle stopped airing in 1970.

It features Hal Hartley as producer, Hal Hartley in charge of musical score, and Vladimir Subotic as head of cinematography.

Ned Rifle is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Ned Rifle is distributed by Fortissimo Films.

The cast includes: Liam Aiken as Ned Rifle, James Urbaniak as Simon Grim, and Thomas Jay Ryan as Henry Fool.

Ned Rifle Quotes

Liam Aiken as Ned Rifle

  • (Liam Aiken) "I'm looking for a friend of mine who I think used to work here. An older guy named Henry."
  • (Mitch) "Henry?"
  • (Liam Aiken) "Loud mouth."
  • (Mitch) "Trouble maker?"
  • (Liam Aiken) "Drunkard."
  • (Mitch) "Thief?"
  • (Liam Aiken) "Ego maniac."
  • (Mitch) "Sex fiend?"
  • (Liam Aiken) "That's him."
  • (Susan Weber) "Come on, get some sleep."
  • (Liam Aiken) "No, I have to -- I have to go --"
  • (Susan Weber) "You have to go pray?"
  • (Liam Aiken) "Yeah."
  • (Susan Weber) "You have to tell me about that one day."
  • (Liam Aiken) "What's to tell?"
  • (Susan Weber) "How it feels to have someone listening --"

Thomas Jay Ryan as Henry Fool

  • (Thomas Jay Ryan) "Run."
  • (Liam Aiken) "No."
  • (Thomas Jay Ryan) "The good of free will must entail real choices for sin."
  • (Susan Weber) "They thought I was crazy because I was in love with you."
  • (Thomas Jay Ryan) "Well, they were right, I was the janitor at your junior high school."
  • (Susan Weber) "You turned me on to Lautréamont."
  • (Thomas Jay Ryan) "Did I?"
  • (Susan Weber) "And Verlaine, Rimbaud."
  • (Thomas Jay Ryan) "Really."
  • (Susan Weber) "All the French symbolists. Of course I out-grew them, but they were formative."
  • (Thomas Jay Ryan) "Yeah, well, but still there are limits. I mean, there are laws even."

James Urbaniak as Simon Grim

  • (Susan Weber) "Decisive, committed, admittedly obscure work, indifferent to main-stream approval and unafraid of confrontation with moral and aesthetic absolutes. This, more than you might imagine, is what keeps people from jumping out windows and under trains. Adding to mass-cultural self-congratulation is, of course, its own reward I suppose. Cheap, immediate and disposal as it is -- Sorry."
  • (James Urbaniak) "So you think it's okay for me to be unpopular --"
  • (Susan Weber) "Oh, I think it's necessary."
  • (James Urbaniak) "You're an unusual person."
  • (Susan Weber) "I have few friends."
  • (James Urbaniak) "Real life experiences taught me much that perhaps I'd overlooked being a poet laureate in cultural touchstones. People want a good laugh now and then, Ned. Trust me. Good old fashion slapstick humor, naughty innuendo, a few well-placed fart jokes. Enough with the earnest reflection. The tragic but unifying elusiveness of the human spirit in modern times, and so on. I'm through with it. Only now, after all this heart-break and controversy, only now have I been able to confront my inner clown."

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