Now and Then (film) Quotes

Now and Then (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Now and Then stopped airing in 1970.

It features Demi Moore as producer, Cliff Eidelman in charge of musical score, and Ueli Steiger as head of cinematography.

Now and Then (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Now and Then (film) is 100 minutes long. Now and Then (film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Walter Sparrow as Crazy Pete, Travis Robertson as Roberta, Devon Sawa as Scott, and Hank Azaria as Bud.

Now and Then (film) Quotes

Travis Robertson as Roberta

• (Chrissy) "Ow. That hurt."
• (Travis Robertson) "Yea, well, you deserved it fart-ass."

• (Teeny) "Roberta, truth or dare?"
• (Travis Robertson) "Truth."
• (Teeny) "Just how big are your boobs now?"
• (Travis Robertson) "Drop dead."
• (Teeny) "She has to say, doesn't she, Sam?"
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "She doesn't have to say if she doesn't want to."
• (Teeny) "Then can we see them?"
• (Travis Robertson) "No, you can't see them."
• (Teeny) "I don't have any real ones yet."
• (Travis Robertson) "Well, you'll get them, and you'll hate them."
• (Teeny) "No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today."
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "They almost look real."
• (Teeny) "They're filled with pudding."
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "Pudding?"
• (Teeny) "The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture."
• (Chrissy) "What flavor is it?"
• (Teeny) "It's vanilla."

• (Travis Robertson) "-- Perky breasts."
• (Chrissy) "Roberta, you know I don't like it when you swear."
• (Travis Robertson) "Chrissy, breast is not a dirty word."
• (Chrissy) "I can't hear you."
• (Travis Robertson) "Breast."
• (Chrissy) "Can't hear you."
• (Travis Robertson) "Breast."
• (Chrissy) "Can't hear you."
• (Travis Robertson) "BREAST."

• (Travis Robertson) "You can't get pregnant from french-kissing."
• (Chrissy) "I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven. It's the male curse."
• (Samantha) "Oh? And what deed would that be?"
• (Chrissy) "You know -- planting the seed and watering the flower. Isn't that how it works? -- The man takes his watering can and sprinkles it on the flower."

• (Chrissy) "Roberta it's ok"
• (Travis Robertson) "NO IT'S NOT OK. It's not OK. Why did they have to die? Why did SHE have to die? My dad lied to me he said that this BEAUTIFUL angel swooped down to earth and he carried her away -- BEFORE SHE HAD A SECOND TO FEEL ANY PAIN. Why did she have to die? Why did he have to lie to me? He's all I have left and he lied --"

• (Chrissy) "It's not very big."
• (Travis Robertson) "It's only big when a guy has a hard on."
• (Teeny) "And when that happens, they get this big."
• (Chrissy) "What's a hard on?"
• (Samantha) "Doesn't your mother tell you anything?"
• (Chrissy) "I'm beginning to think she's been misinformed."

• (Travis Robertson) "I think you'll make a great mum Chrissy, a little overbearing and rigid, but by the grace of God the kid will come out relativity unharmed, if not there's always therapy."
• (Samantha) "This whole baby thing baffles me, I mean you have it, you raise it, you inevitably screw it up, it resents you, feels guilty for resenting you and then it has a baby, which only perpetuates the vicious cycle."
• (Travis Robertson) "Thank you, Oscar The Grouch."

• (Travis Robertson) "Scott?"
• (Devon Sawa) "Yeah?"
• (Travis Robertson) "If you tell anyone about this, especially your brothers, I'll beat the s*** out of you."

• (Samantha) "If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt."
• (Travis Robertson) "But it sure is lonely all by yourself."

• (Teeny) "Oh, my God."
• (Travis Robertson) "What?"
• (Teeny) "I saw his penis."
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "Whose?"
• (Teeny) "And the balls."
• (Chrissy) "You guys."
• (Teeny) "Scott's."
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "Oh, my God."

Hank Azaria as Bud

• (Young Samantha Albertson) "Mr. Kent?"
• (Hank Azaria) "Oh please, call me Bud."
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "Bug?"
• (Hank Azaria) "No, Bud, B-U-D. Bud."
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "Oh. Well, BuD, you have a piece of food stuck in your teeth."

Devon Sawa as Scott

• (Devon Sawa) "Uh, Roberta, canIkissyou?"
• (Travis Robertson) "What are you mumbling?"
• (Devon Sawa) "Uh, would it be all right -- can I kiss you?"

• (Devon Sawa) "Roberta?"
• (Travis Robertson) "What?"
• (Devon Sawa) "Why do you think we fight all the time?"
• (Travis Robertson) "Just something to do, I guess. Why?"
• (Devon Sawa) "'Cause -- 'cause I think you are a real nice girl."
• (Travis Robertson) "I always thought you hated me."
• (Devon Sawa) "So did I --"

Walter Sparrow as Crazy Pete

• (Young Samantha Albertson) "You're Peter Sims"
• (Walter Sparrow) "They were my family --"
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "It was a terrible thing that happened to them -- I'm sorry --"
• (Walter Sparrow) "For the longest time I thought I could've stopped it -- I would've been home -- Instead of down at that bar --"
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "But you were there for me --"
• (Walter Sparrow) "I've wasted a lot of years -- Afraid to face people, but mostly afraid to face myself --"
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "I'm scared too --"
• (Walter Sparrow) "What's you're name?"
• (Young Samantha Albertson) "Samantha --"
• (Walter Sparrow) "Well Samantha -- Things will happen in your life that you can't stop -- But that's no reason to shut out the world -- There's a purpose for the good and for the bad --"
• (Samantha) "He gave me the only gift he could -- The lesson that had taken him a lifetime to learn -- And although I understood the importance of his words -- It's only now looking back that I understand their meaning"

• (Walter Sparrow) "Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world."

• (Walter Sparrow) "I don't want to see a lot of people, I don't think they want to see a lot of me."

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