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Ocean's Thirteen Quotes

Ocean's Thirteen is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Ocean's Thirteen ended its run in 1970.

It features Jerry Weintraub as producer, David Holmes (musician) in charge of musical score, and Peter Andrews as head of cinematography.

Ocean's Thirteen is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ocean's Thirteen is 122 minutes long. Ocean's Thirteen is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Andy García as Terry Benedict, George Clooney as Danny Ocean, Casey Affleck as Turk Malloy, Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell, Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan, Shaobo Qin as Yen, Ellen Barkin as Abigail Sponder, Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff, Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr, Al Pacino as Willy Bank, Bernie Mac as Frank Catton, Eddie Izzard as Roman Nagel, Eddie Jemison as Livingston Dell, and Carl Reiner as Saul Bloom.

Ocean's Thirteen Quotes

Casey Affleck as Turk Malloy

  • (Casey Affleck) "Are you in yet?"
  • (Virgil Malloy) "I hate that question."
  • (Casey Affleck) "I feel bad, like torture."
  • (Carl Reiner) "This is war, kid. There's going to be collateral damage."
  • (Casey Affleck) "I don't care if it gets messy."
  • (Virgil Malloy) "I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber."
  • (Eddie Jemison) "And I'll inject him."
  • (Don Cheadle) "And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body."
  • (Brad Pitt) "All valid ideas. Great initiative. But --"
  • (George Clooney) "But --"
  • (Casey Affleck) "That was good."
  • (Virgil Malloy) "I know. That's why they asked me to do it and not you."
  • (Casey Affleck) "Okay, this is me offering you an olive basket. And this is you spitting in my face."
  • (Virgil Malloy) "Oh, is that your face?"
  • (Casey Affleck) "Don't change the facial structure."
  • (Virgil Malloy) "I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states."
  • (Casey Affleck) "Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34."
  • (Casey Affleck) "24. 22."

Ellen Barkin as Abigail Sponder

  • (Ellen Barkin) "We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform."
  • (Fired Waitress) "I only gained 4 pounds. You can't."
  • (Ellen Barkin) "Yeah, well your body index is not what it's supposed to be."
  • (Fired Waitress) "But Ms. Sponder --"
  • (Ellen Barkin) "Oh, no, baby doll. It's your butt that's the problem."
  • (Bernie Mac) "You can't fire no waitress based on appearance. Man that's just unconstitutional."
  • (George Clooney) "If they were waitress."
  • (Matt Damon) "Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance."
  • (Brad Pitt) "It's a cruel, cruel practice."

Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell

  • (Matt Damon) "We've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've talked to everybody we can trust I know it's not a great idea but it is an idea and as long as we have one idea we shouldn't give up"
  • (Matt Damon) "It is not a prop for prop's sake."
  • (Matt Damon) "No, Dad. It will work."
  • (Matt Damon) "No Dad, I won't put Danny on."
  • (Matt Damon) "Or Rusty."
  • (Matt Damon) "Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?"
  • (George Clooney) "It's not their fight."
  • (Matt Damon) "Whoa."
  • (Matt Damon) "I'll see you, when I see you."
  • (Matt Damon) "The Nose Plays."
  • (George Clooney) "Oh, the nose plays."
  • (Brad Pitt) "The nose plays."
  • (Matt Damon) "He owns all of the air south of Beijing."
  • (Ellen Barkin) "The air?"
  • (Matt Damon) "Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up."

Eddie Izzard as Roman Nagel

  • (Eddie Izzard) "You do know what a magnetron is?"
  • (George Clooney) "Something that screws up the Greco?"
  • (Eddie Izzard) "Good Lord. How stuck are you?"
  • (George Clooney) "Stuck."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Stalled really."
  • (George Clooney) "Stuck."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "Run it for me. Don't leave anything out. Give me the big picture."
  • (George Clooney) "Do you wanna?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "It's all yours."
  • (George Clooney) "Where should we start?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "With the hotel"
  • (Eddie Izzard) "You're analog players in a digital world. You're done."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "Well, I'm gonna give you back the hundred grand."
  • (George Clooney) "Why?"
  • (Eddie Izzard) "Danny, I like you. And you Rusty. I mean, you've got style. You've got brio. You've got loyalty. Believe me, I would love to go up against Greco and crush him -- but it can't be beat. It can't be hacked and it can't be beat."
  • (George Clooney) "Not even by you?"
  • (Eddie Izzard) "Oh, with 18 months, nothing else on my plate, no other jobs, no women, no distractions -- maybe."
  • (Brad Pitt) "But you know everything about this thing."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "Everything, except where it's being deployed. The inventor's an old schoolmate of mine. His name is Greco Montgomery. Pompous arse named it after himself."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Greco? Roman?"
  • (Eddie Izzard) "You've obviously never served time in a British boarding school."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "This is Roman Nagel. If your consciousness absolutely has to intrude upon mine -- leave me a message."
  • (Eddie Izzard) "You're like the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while."

Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff

  • (Elliott Gould) "The moment you become embarrassed of who you are, you lose yourself. I changed my house, the way I dressed, the way I ate; for what? For nothing."
  • (Elliott Gould) "You're going to throw me off the roof now?"
  • (Al Pacino) "I don't want to."
  • (Elliott Gould) "We'll talk about it when I'm dead."
  • (Elliott Gould) "You changed the name?"
  • (Al Pacino) "I like it better. Don't you?"
  • (Elliott Gould) "There's a code amongst guys who shook Sinatra's hand."
  • (Al Pacino) "screw Sinatra's hand"

George Clooney as Danny Ocean

  • (George Clooney) "You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better."
  • (George Clooney) "You mean it has a brain?"
  • (Eddie Izzard) "A hell of a brain -- It not only thinks, it reasons."
  • (George Clooney) "What I want; what's most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored. Now I'm here to give you that chance."
  • (Al Pacino) "Oh, you're gonna give me a chance?"
  • (Al Pacino) "OK. Let me guess. It's a Billy Martin? I pass."
  • (George Clooney) "This is not time for jokes, fellas."
  • (Casey Affleck) "Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart."

Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan

  • (Brad Pitt) "Yeah. s***. Where is he? Gotta go."
  • (Brad Pitt) "It can't be done."
  • (Matt Damon) "We don't have the manpower."
  • (George Clooney) "Or the time."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Or a way in."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Where does that put us?"
  • (Don Cheadle) "Cattled."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Well, She said she liked surprises --"
  • (George Clooney) "Uhuh, and?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Relationships can be --"
  • (George Clooney) "Sure."
  • (Brad Pitt) "But they're also --"
  • (George Clooney) "That's right."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Did she understand?"
  • (George Clooney) "It's not their fight."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Did she understand?"
  • (George Clooney) "It's not their fight."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Turn the machine off guys."
  • (Casey Affleck) "It is off."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Are you kidding?"
  • (Casey Affleck) "Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "I've gone through so many blueprints I can taste the ink through my fingers."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Ok, the elevator guard has this little Hitler for a son, a real Ritalin surfer -- are you OK?"
  • (George Clooney) "Yeah, I just bit into a pepper."
  • (Brad Pitt) "Anyhow -- are you -- uh --"
  • (George Clooney) "Hmmm?"
  • (Brad Pitt) "Are you watching -- Oprah? And drinking a bottle of wine? Did you TIVO this?"
  • (George Clooney) "I was reading the paper."
  • (Brad Pitt) "With the sound turned on full?"

Al Pacino as Willy Bank

  • (Al Pacino) "You know, you're half smart, Ocean."

Shaobo Qin as Yen

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Carl Reiner as Saul Bloom

  • (Carl Reiner) "When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there."

Andy García as Terry Benedict

  • (Andy García) "number one: if any of you try to screw me, you'll be dead, I'll be looking in on the operation just to make sure, number two: I'm your senior partner which means last money in, first money out and you will double my investment"
  • (Andy García) "You think this is funny?"
  • (George Clooney) "Well, Terry, it sure as s*** ain't sad."

Bernie Mac as Frank Catton

  • (Bernie Mac) "What did he say about Samsung?"
  • (Eddie Jemison) "He said he used to bowl with the owner of Samsung."

Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr

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