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Paper Moon (film) Quotes

Paper Moon (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Paper Moon stopped airing in 1970.

It features Frank Marshall, and Peter Bogdanovich as producer, and László Kovács (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Paper Moon (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Paper Moon (film) is 102 minutes long. Paper Moon (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Ryan O'Neal as Moses Pray, Tatum O'Neal as Addie Loggins, Madeline Kahn as Trixie Delight, P.J. Johnson as Imogene, James N. Harrell as The Minister, Noble Willingham as Mr. Robertson, and Burton Gilliam as Floyd.

Paper Moon (film) Quotes

Ryan O'Neal as Moses Pray

  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Let's see, now, we can veer down to Lucas and we'll veer over to Wilson, veer off to Lorraine and Bushton."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "We can veer off to Hosington."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "We just have to keep on veering, that's all."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I want one child's price ticket."
  • (Station Master) "That will be 11.45."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I want you to send this here telegram to Miss Billie Roy Griggs of Cosmo Road, St. Joseph: "Train arriving 9:52 AM and bringing love, affection, and 20 dollars cash." Oh, make that "25 dollars cash", and sign it just "Addie Loggins"."
  • (Station Master) "10 words, that will be eighty-five cents more, that will be 12 and 30."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "12 and 30, huh? You better say in that message there "Love, affection, and 20 dollars cash.""
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Let's go."
  • (Madeline Kahn) "Hurry up, Doctor. This baby gots to go winky tinky."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Don't worry."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Hey."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Come on, we're ready. Come on, now."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I ain't comin'."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "You listen here, child --"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "No, I won't listen here."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "What the heck's up with you then?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I wanna sit in front. And how come we ain't workin' no more?"
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "'Cause we're on vacation, that's why, and Miss Delight and me are sittin' in front because we are two grown-ups and that's where grown-ups do the sittin'. And little children do not tell grown-ups what to do with their lives, you understand that?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Well, she ain't my grown-up and I ain't plannin' no more to sit in the back. Not for no cow."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Will you keep your voice down? And Miss Delight ain't no cow. She's a proper woman. She has a high school diploma. And right now she's got to go to the bathroom, so you get on down to the car."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "She always has to go to the bathroom. She must have a bladder the size of a peanut. Well, I ain't gettin' back in that car -- not until she gets out of it."
  • (Madeline Kahn) "Hey, what's up, kiddo? Daddy says you're wearin' a sad face. Ain't good to have a sad face. Hey. Hey. How'd you like a coloring book? Would you like that? You like Mickey the Mouse?"
  • (Madeline Kahn) "Oh, son of a bitch."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Now, don't think that poor child ain't entitled, 'cause she is. Now, I was thinkin' a couple a thousand dollars will be acceptable."
  • (Noble Willingham) "A couple of thou'? I'll give you two hundred."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Two hundred dollars?"
  • (Noble Willingham) "Two hundred dollars."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "It's a deal."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Eat your Coney Island."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I now owe you one hundred and three dollars and seventy-two cents."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Seventy-four."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I told you, I don't want you ridin' with me no more."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "You still owe me two hundred dollars."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Moze, look."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Amen, Essie Mae, I just know your ass is still warm."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Okay, I want you to remember one thing. I decide on the price. Maybe you don't know French but there's something in this world called finance. Twelve dollars. I never sold no bible for twelve dollars. That man was a law officer. He could have had me put in jail."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "We got it, didn't we."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I don't care if we got it. Don't you go makin' the decisions. I make the decisions. All you got to do is look like a pretty little girl. You ain't got somethin' like a ribbon in that cigar box, do ya?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I got my Mom's kimono in my suitcase. Chinamen with umbrellas."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "That ain't quite what I had in mind."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I told you, I don't want you ridin' with me no more."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "You still owe me two hundred dollars."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "You hungry? You want a Nehi and a coney island?"
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I sell the good book, ma'am. Just movin' through the country with the lord's good news."

Tatum O'Neal as Addie Loggins

  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Why don't you quit?"
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Quit. Now, how am I gonna quit? And what if I do quit, I ain't got no money to get home to Mama. And what if I do get home, they got hard times as it is. My Mama say, "You go work for that white lady, she'll take good care of you.""
  • (P.J. Johnson) "You wanna know what I think?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Yeah."
  • (P.J. Johnson) "You know the little white speck on top of chicken doo-doo?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Yeah."
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Well, that's the kind of white I think miss Trixie is. She's just like that little white speck on top of old chicken s***."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I want my two hundred dollars."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I don't have your two hundred dollars no more and you know it."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "If you don't give me my two hundred dollars I'm gonna tell a policeman how you got it and he'll make you give it to me because it's mine."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "But I don't have it."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Then get it."
  • (Cafe Waitress) "How we doin', Angel Pie? We gonna have a little dessert when we finish up our hot dog?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I don't know."
  • (Cafe Waitress) "What do you say, Daddy? Why don't we give Precious a little dessert if she eats her dog?"
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Her name ain't Precious."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I need to go to the s***house."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "You meet my Mama in a barroom?"
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Where would you get a question like that?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I hear Miss Polly talkin' neighborly and she says one of you is my Pa."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Well, don't the world have a wild imagination."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Frank D. Roosevelt said we're all feelin' a lot better."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "He did, did he?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "It made me feel good when he said that. Better than I felt in a long time."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Bet ole Frank sure does wish you was twenty-one."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "You don't like me, do ya?"
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "No, I don't like ya."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Imogene, what do you suppose Miss Trixie'd do if somebody offered her $25 to put out."
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Ooo Wee. You crazy? For that much money, that woman'd drop her pants down in the middle of the road."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "She always has to go to the bathroom. She must have a bladder the size of a peanut."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Say, you know that red headed lady who comes down here named Miss Trixie Delight?"
  • (Burton Gilliam) "Yeah."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Well, she thinks you're real cute."
  • (Burton Gilliam) "Oh yeah, says you and who else?"
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "No, honest. She says you're better lookin' than Dick Powell."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Maybe you should ask her for a date. That will sure tickle her."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "How come she had to leave that job back there?"
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Cause the boss-man tried to make her put out for his friends, and she don't believe in puttin' out for free."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "She put out much?"
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Just like a gum machine. You drop some in and she'll put some out."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "How much she charge?"
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Most she can get. But, she always asks for five dollars."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "She really do all that dancin'?"
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Well, if you want to call it dancin'. All she do is wag her hips and shake her ole behind a little."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Where you from?"
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Nowhere."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "Well, you gotta be from somewhere."
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Down by Troy, I guess."

Madeline Kahn as Trixie Delight

  • (Madeline Kahn) "You already got bone structure. When I was your age I didn't have no bone structure. Took me years to get bone structure. And don't think bone structure's not important. Nobody started to call me "Mademoiselle" until I was seventeen and getting a little bone structure. When I was your age, I was skinnier than a pole. I never thought I'd have nothin' up here."
  • (Madeline Kahn) "You're gonna have 'em up there too. Look, I'll tell you what. Want me to show you how to use cosmetics? Look, I'll let you put on my earrings, you're gonna see how pretty you're gonna be. And I'll show you how to make up your eyes. And your lips. And I'll see to it you get a little bra or somethin'. But, right now, you're gonna pick up your little ass up, you're gonna drop it in the back seat, you're gonna cut out the crap. You understand."
  • (Madeline Kahn) "You're going to ruin it, ain't ya? Look, I don't wanna wipe you out. And I don't want you wipin' me out, you know. So, I'm gonna level with you, okay. Now, you see with me its just a matter of time. I don't know why, but, somehow I just don' t manage to hold on real long. So, if you wait it out a little, it'll be over, you know. I mean, even if I want a fella, somehow I manage to get it screwed up. Maybe I'll get a new pair of shoes, a nice dress, a few laughs. Times are hard. No if you fool around on the hill, up here, then you don't get nothin'. I don't get nothin'. You don't get nothin'. So, how 'bout it, honey? Just for a little while. Let ole Trixie sit up front with her big tits."
  • (Madeline Kahn) "I just don't understand it, Daddy, but this little baby has got to go winky tinky all the time."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Well, don't you worry none. We'll just plan on stoppin' here for dinner."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "But we just stopped for her to winky tink at lunch."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "That's right and now we're stoppin' for dinner. Come on."
  • (Tatum O'Neal) "I ain't hungry."
  • (Madeline Kahn) "Say, you're not one of these fellas that goes around babblin' are ya, honey?"
  • (Burton Gilliam) "What do you mean?"
  • (Madeline Kahn) "Well, you know, most of the time I don't mind. But it's important to me, right now, not to get talked about."
  • (Burton Gilliam) "Hey, now, do I look like that kind of a feller?"
  • (Madeline Kahn) "Now, say, you're a wild one, aren't ya. Hold it. Hold it. Now, wait a minute. You're going to tear it. Now, now, just let me slip it off. Hey, there. Well now, ain't you a show dog. Oo. Ooo."

P.J. Johnson as Imogene

  • (P.J. Johnson) "Mr. Mose, Miss Trixie don't feel so good. She says she gonna stay in bed today. She says she'll see you around supper time."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "She's sick? Sick in bed? I-I better get up there."
  • (P.J. Johnson) "Oh, she ain't real sick. Ain't nothin' to worry about. She's just havin' lady's time."
  • (P.J. Johnson) "I tried to push her out of a window in Little Rock once."

James N. Harrell as The Minister

  • (James N. Harrell) "If you're driving your chariot to Missouri, sir, you could deliver this child to her kinfolk."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a chariot, Reverend."
  • (James N. Harrell) "Judge me, oh Lord, for I have lost in mine integrity. I have trusted also in the Lord, therefore I shall not slide. Examine me, oh Lord, and prove me. Try my reins and my heart, for Thy loving kindness is before mine eyes, and I have walked in Thy truth."

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