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Piranha 3D Quotes

Piranha 3D is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Piranha 3D stopped airing in 1970.

It features Alexandre Aja as producer, Michael Wandmacher in charge of musical score, and John R. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Piranha 3D is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Piranha 3D is 88 minutes long. Piranha 3D is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Kelly Brook as Danni, Brooklynn Proulx as Laura Forester, Elisabeth Shue as Julie Forester, Devra Korwin as Mr. Goodman, Paul Scheer as Andrew, Steven R. McQueen as Jake Forester, Ving Rhames as Deputy Fallon, Jerry O'Connell as Derrick Jones, Adam Scott as Novak, Ricardo Chavira as Sam, Dina Meyer as Paula, Sage Ryan as Zane Forester, and Richard Dreyfuss as Matt Boyd.

Piranha 3D Quotes

Paul Scheer as Andrew

  • (Paul Scheer) "Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick."
  • (Paul Scheer) "When I say tit you say e's. Tit --"
  • (Unnamed) "E's."
  • (Paul Scheer) "Tit --"
  • (Unnamed) "E's."
  • (Paul Scheer) "Here we go. Check it out; the fish with boobies."

Adam Scott as Novak

  • (Adam Scott) "There are thousands of them and they are pissed."
  • (Adam Scott) "Excuse me, but is that a f***ing piranha?"

Richard Dreyfuss as Matt Boyd

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Steven R. McQueen as Jake Forester

  • (Steven R. McQueen) "I am so sorry. We're on the lake."
  • (Elisabeth Shue) "What? Where are Laura and Zane?"
  • (Steven R. McQueen) "They're with me on the boat."
  • (Elisabeth Shue) "Oh, my God, Jake. Whatever you do, do not go into the water."
  • (Steven R. McQueen) "You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking."

Ving Rhames as Deputy Fallon

  • (Ving Rhames) "Chew on this, motherf***ers."
  • (Ving Rhames) "This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency."

Devra Korwin as Mr. Goodman

  • (Devra Korwin) "The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies."
  • (Adam Scott) "The babies? Huh. So where are the parents?"

Jerry O'Connell as Derrick Jones

  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Wet t-shirt -- wet t-shirt."

Elisabeth Shue as Julie Forester

  • (Elisabeth Shue) "You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week."
  • (Elisabeth Shue) "Are you sure you can do this?"
  • (Kelly Brook) "You better believe it."
  • (Kelly Brook) "I don't pole dance for nothing."
  • (Elisabeth Shue) "You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man."
  • (Elisabeth Shue) "Get the f*** out of the water."

Ricardo Chavira as Sam

  • (Ricardo Chavira) "Something bit me."
  • (Dina Meyer) "Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff."

Sage Ryan as Zane Forester

  • (Sage Ryan) "Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or something?"

Brooklynn Proulx as Laura Forester

  • (Brooklynn Proulx) "You talk funny."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Yeah, well, you're short."

Kelly Brook as Danni

  • (Kelly Brook) "Nice horn."
  • (Brooklynn Proulx) "Thanks. Nice boobs."
  • (Kelly Brook) "Thanks."
  • (Brooklynn Proulx) "I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches."
  • (Kelly Brook) "Tell me about it. Who are you waiting for?"
  • (Brooklynn Proulx) "My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too."
  • (Kelly Brook) "They all do."

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