Remington Steele Quotes

Remington Steele is a Comedy, Drama, Police procedural, Action film/adventure, Crime fiction, Thriller, and Romance that was first aired in 1982 on NBC. Remington Steele completed its run in 1987.

Remington Steele lasted 5 seasons and 94 episodes. It features Kevin Inch as producer, and Henry Mancini; incidental music by Richard Lewis Warren as theme composer. Remington Steele is executive produced by Michael Gleason. Remington Steele is created by Robert Butler (director).

Remington Steele is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Remington Steele is 60 minutes (including commercials) long. Remington Steele is produced by MTM Enterprises and distributed by 20th Television.

The cast includes: Stephanie Zimbalist as Laura Holt, and Pierce Brosnan as Steele.

Remington Steele Quotes

Stephanie Zimbalist as Laura Holt

• (Stephanie Zimbalist) "Now all we need is the third man."
• (Unnamed) "Well, if it isn't Orson Welles, I can't be of any immediate help."

• (Stephanie Zimbalist) "I'm a Peppler, he's a Peppler, she's a Peppler, we're a Peppler, they're a Peppler, wouldn't you like to be a Peppler too?"
• (Stephanie Zimbalist) "Come on. Where's your sense of humor?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm wearing it."

• (Stephanie Zimbalist) "What are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "I'll tell you what I'm not doing. I'm not driving in circles trying to elude people I don't know, who want to kill a nice little nebbish, for reasons I don't even understand. I'm also not about to sit in that car while Sheldon looks at me like I'm Babe Ruth and George Washington all rolled into --"
• (Unnamed) "-- yes, information? I'd like the number of the Central Intelligence Agency -- No, that is not a residence."

• (Stephanie Zimbalist) "Try this for a deep, dark secret: the great detective, Remington Steele? He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow. I always loved excitement, so I studied, and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so -- feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly MASCULINE superior. Suddenly there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm -- until the day HE walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don't even know his real name."

• (Unnamed) "Toodle-loo."
• (Stephanie Zimbalist) "Toodle-loo?"
• (Pierce Brosnan) "That's what I call shuffling off with class."

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