Rock of Ages (2012 film) Quotes

Rock of Ages (2012 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Rock of Ages ended its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Jennifer Gibgot * Garrett Grant * Carl Levin * Tobey Maguire * Scott Prisand * Dan Shafer * Matt Weaver as producer, Plain list, * Adam Anders; Peer Åström; Cliff Eidelman in charge of musical score, and Bojan Bazelli as head of cinematography.

Rock of Ages (2012 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rock of Ages (2012 film) is 123 minutes long. Rock of Ages (2012 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Julianne Hough as Sherrie Christian, Diego Boneta as Drew Boley, Alec Baldwin as Dennis Dupree, Paul Giamatti as Paul Gill, Russell Brand as Lonny, Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx, Malin Åkerman as Constance Sack, Catherine Zeta-Jones as Patricia Whitmore, and Mary J. Blige as Justice Charlier.

Rock of Ages (2012 film) Quotes

Russell Brand as Lonny

• (Russell Brand) "Drew -- what's the name of your band, mate?"
• (Diego Boneta) "Wolfgang Von Colt."
• (Russell Brand) "-- and you're sticking with that are you?"
• (Diego Boneta) "Yeah --"
• (Russell Brand) "Please welcome to the stage very poorly titled Wolfgang Van Colt."
• (Diego Boneta) "-- Von Colt."
• (Russell Brand) "It's not an improvement."
• (Russell Brand) "Wolfgang VON Colt."

• (Russell Brand) "No. Nobody puts Donkey in the corner."

• (Unnamed) "Stacee. Stacee. Stacee."
• (Russell Brand) "Ladies and gentlemen are you ready to rock? Welcome to the famous Bourbon Room on the Sunset Strip -- Stacee Jaxx and Arsenal."
• (Tom Cruise) "Hey Los Angeles. This is a little song called "Paradise City"."

• (Russell Brand) "You beautiful bastard."

• (Russell Brand) "Now look at him, married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bumhole."

• (Russell Brand) "Why is everybody quitting today?"

• (Russell Brand) "Performing on this stage later will be none other than Stacee Jaxx."
• (Russell Brand) "-- but first. Making their debut on the Bourbon stage, the less important, but still somehow worthwhile --"
• (Russell Brand) "-- Z Guyeez -- z?"
• (Russell Brand) "Eh, sure, give it a whirl I suppose."

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Patricia Whitmore

• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "This man spews out three things: sex -- hateful music -- and --"
• (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "-- sex."

Paul Giamatti as Paul Gill

• (Paul Giamatti) "Okay great interview, hope you got everything"
• (Malin Åkerman) "You're not a cowboy"
• (Tom Cruise) "Why don't you tell me what I am?"
• (Malin Åkerman) "You are man-child stuck in a rut"
• (Tom Cruise) "I love it when you talk dirty --"
• (Malin Åkerman) "You used to be great, but whatever made you that way, it's gone"
• (Tom Cruise) "That's right give it to me rough"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Now you are just another asleep at the wheel singing songs you wrote ten years ago."
• (Paul Giamatti) "Okay lady --"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Oh and as long as you got this manager keeping you on the road and doping you up with girls and booze and million dollar record deals he's gonna keep you asleep, and drive your career right off a cliff."
• (Paul Giamatti) "Line crossed. Let's go sweetheart"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Don't touch me."
• (Malin Åkerman) "You used to write great songs. Where are they now?"
• (Paul Giamatti) "You know what? I'm calling your editor. Close friend of mine, by the way. Jann Wenner's office"
• (Tom Cruise) "Get out"
• (Paul Giamatti) "My words exactly. This interview is over"
• (Tom Cruise) "No, no, no, not her. You. All of you"
• (Paul Giamatti) "Copy that. Everybody out"

• (Paul Giamatti) "Stacee. You need to go on stage, man."
• (Tom Cruise) "-- I am on stage, Paul."
• (Paul Giamatti) "Oh, s***."

Julianne Hough as Sherrie Christian

• (Julianne Hough) "I'm a stripper at the Venus Club."
• (Diego Boneta) "I'm in a boy band."
• (Julianne Hough) "You win."

• (Julianne Hough) "He's better than Concrete Balls."
• (Russell Brand) "That's a good point, Concrete Balls are very heavy."

Alec Baldwin as Dennis Dupree

• (Alec Baldwin) "Paul. You're early."
• (Paul Giamatti) "Actually, I told Stacee the gig was last night, so technically we're a day late -- don't tell him."

• (Alec Baldwin) "Okay. Call your band."
• (Diego Boneta) "Guys. We're opening up for Arsenal."
• (Alec Baldwin) "Doesn't anyone just want to work in the bar industry anymore?"
• (Diego Boneta) "Thank you. You won't regret this, we're gonna blow you away."
• (Alec Baldwin) "Oh, you're gonna blow me all right. Okay, three songs, no covers. I need you guys to be amazing tonight, so start drinking --"
• (Alec Baldwin) "NOW."

• (Alec Baldwin) "s***. Our opener just dropped out."
• (Russell Brand) "Concrete Balls?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "They're in rehab."
• (Russell Brand) "Both of them?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "There's six of them."
• (Russell Brand) "Jesus, that band's got a lot of balls."
• (Alec Baldwin) "Betty Ford had a group rate."
• (Russell Brand) "Do you think they do therapy individually, or in pairs?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "Knock it off."

• (Alec Baldwin) "Hey Stacee you made it."
• (Tom Cruise) "Hey Man --"
• (Alec Baldwin) "Yeah, hey, man."
• (Tom Cruise) "No, this -- is Hey Man."

• (Alec Baldwin) "This place is about to become a sea of sweat, ear-shattering music and puke."

• (Alec Baldwin) "I just threw up."
• (Russell Brand) "Where?"
• (Alec Baldwin) "In my pants -- out of my ass."

Mary J. Blige as Justice Charlier

• (Mary J. Blige) "Cognac, brandy."
• (Julianne Hough) "Oh no, I don't mix my drinks."
• (Mary J. Blige) "No --"
• (Mary J. Blige) "-- this is Cognac. She's getting you a brandy."

Malin Åkerman as Constance Sack

• (Malin Åkerman) "You know, I think you get this sense of entitlement due to the fact that you're a rock god. But it's not real. It's not love"
• (Tom Cruise) "No. It's not love."
• (Malin Åkerman) "Then what is it?"
• (Tom Cruise) "Off the record? Sex. And other people's projections of what they want me to be. Or what you and all your readers want me to be. Sex And it keeps me from going out -- and getting the one thing that could save me. But I can't have that now. I'm a slave to rock 'n' roll. I am searching for the perfect song -- the perfect sound that will make you wanna live forever. Like I said, I know me better than anyone because I live in here -- and no one else can --"
• (Malin Åkerman) "I can --"

• (Malin Åkerman) "You know you're not so weird. You're just another lonely man with many regrets"
• (Tom Cruise) "I said time. You can go now"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Final question. What happens when you realize you can't get rid of Stacee Jaxx?"
• (Tom Cruise) "You have no idea what it's like to be me"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Well, then here's your chance. What's it like to be the Stacee Jaxx?"

Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx

• (Tom Cruise) "I know me better than anyone -- because I live in here -- and nobody else can."
• (Malin Åkerman) "I can"

• (Tom Cruise) "That -- that -- can be on the record."

• (Tom Cruise) "Five minutes and go."
• (Malin Åkerman) "Okay Stacee Jaxx back at the Bourbon --"
• (Tom Cruise) "No, no, no. No. Now go"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Uh, at the Bourbon where it all started, your first album "Stick Meat" gave birth to some of rock's greatest anthems. And now a solo career. Why now?"
• (Tom Cruise) "Well -- I think -- I think due to the changing nature of the music industry -- The change in cultural trends -- And when you think of blah blah blah and blah blah blah, you make sure that you wanna take in blah blah hahaha. Four minutes"
• (Malin Åkerman) "You know, some people have said that you've become quite difficult to work with. That you're constantly late, you're reclusive, sometimes even nonsensical"
• (Tom Cruise) "I wanna ask you this: Have these people, even met themselves?"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Well, I'm talking about your band"
• (Tom Cruise) "Let me tell you something. I know me better than anyone because I live in here. Eight minutes"
• (Malin Åkerman) "You just said four"
• (Tom Cruise) "Three"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Do you think that it's possible, that you've shut down or alienated so many people, that you had no other option but to go solo?"
• (Tom Cruise) "You gotta be true to the muse. Hey Man, scotch me, little buddy"
• (Malin Åkerman) "And who is your muse? Ahem"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Born Steven Jackson in Detroit Michigan --"
• (Tom Cruise) "Are we out?"
• (Malin Åkerman) "-- Raised by a single mom, Doris, now deceased. Dropped out of Woodrow Wilson High in 11th grade. Your first concert was Aerosmith. When you were 17 you hitchhiked to LA with your high school sweetheart. Remember her? No comment? Hmmm?"
• (Tom Cruise) "Two minutes"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Did I hit a nerve? Aerosmith? Detroit? High school sweetheart? Jenny Anderson, your first love. And your last hit single "I'm gonna rock you in your mouth" it was written about her"
• (Tom Cruise) "Record sold 100 million copies"
• (Malin Åkerman) "And that record was produced about eight years ago. Some people say you've sold out since then"
• (Tom Cruise) "I sell out all right. Every seat, every stadium I ever play"
• (Malin Åkerman) "Yeah, and yet creatively you've come to a standstill. You've been in and out of the studio for the past, what? Two years? And no results. Nothing"
• (Tom Cruise) "Time"

• (Tom Cruise) "Hey Man, Scotch me."

Diego Boneta as Drew Boley

• (Diego Boneta) "Paul, I am Wolfgang Von Colt. Not 'Joshy-Z', or the 'Z Guyz'."
• (Paul Giamatti) "It's not the Z Guyz, it's 'Z-Guyeezz'."
• (Diego Boneta) "-- Z-Guyeezz?"
• (Paul Giamatti) "Double the E, double the Z, double the flava."
• (Diego Boneta) "What does the 'Z' even stand for?"
• (Paul Giamatti) "Um -- nothing. You're over-thinking it. Look, names that end in 'Z' are very popular among the 14-21 audience. We did a whole focus group on this. Numbers don't lie."

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