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Saved by the Bell: The College Years Quotes

Saved by the Bell: is a Teen sitcom that debuted in 1993 on NBC. Saved by the Bell: The College Years completed its run in 1994.

Saved by the Bell: aired for 1 seasons and 19 episodes. Saved by the Bell: is executive produced by Peter Engel (television producer). Saved by the Bell: is created by Sam Bobrick.

Saved by the Bell: is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Saved by the Bell: is 22 minutes long. Saved by the Bell: is produced by Peter Engel Productions and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution. Spinoffs for this show include Saved by the Bell: The New Class.

The cast includes: Tiffani Thiessen as Kelly, Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zack, Kiersten Warren as Alex, Mario López as Slater, Anne Tremko as Leslie, Dustin Diamond as Screech, Holland Taylor as Dean Susan McMann, and Bob Golic as Mike Rogers.

Saved by the Bell: Quotes

Dustin Diamond as Screech

  • (Dustin Diamond) "Who wants their barrium?"
  • (Dustin Diamond) "Aw, but it's cherry flavored."

Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zack

  • (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) "Well, I've thought about it long and hard, and I've decided that I'm gonna ask Kelly if we could date exclusively."
  • (Mario López) "Exclusively? Wait a minute -- you mean as in; - only?"
  • (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) "Yeah."
  • (Mario López) "Are you crazy?"
  • (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) "I know, I know. It was a shock to me at first too, but I'm sure about this."
  • (Mario López) "Oh, no. This is terrible. When Alex hears about this, SHE'LL wanna date exclu - -- exclu - -- man I can't even say the word."
  • (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) "Well, hello ladies. Did you miss me?"
  • (Anne Tremko) "As much as I miss my acne."
  • (Unnamed) "You know what? Maybe I should come back another time."
  • (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) "Oh that would be great. How about Monday?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was thinking more around the lines of ten years; - when you've all had a chance to grow up."
  • (Dustin Diamond) "I knew we should have gone with Barney."
  • (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) "Geez -- I thought you were Kelly."
  • (Mario López) "If I were Kelly, I'd put on something skimpy and stare at myself in the mirror."
  • (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) "That's what you do NOW."
  • (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) "Kelly, you can't be serious. I mean, if you go on this semester-at-sea program, you'll be at sea -- for a semester."
  • (Holland Taylor) "And you're only a freshmen?"

Mario López as Slater

  • (Mario López) "Alex, I have to tell you something. I went to the car show with --"
  • (Mario López) "-- Chris --"
  • (Anne Tremko) "-- tee."
  • (Mario López) "No thanks, I'm drinking orange juice."
  • (Mario López) "Has anybody ever been to a funeral before?"
  • (Dustin Diamond) "I have."
  • (Mario López) "What are you supposed to do?"
  • (Dustin Diamond) "Well, all the loved ones gathered around the grave. Then we put his rubber chew toys and his bowl in with him and buried him under his favorite tree."
  • (Kiersten Warren) "Awww -- how old was your dog?"
  • (Dustin Diamond) "What dog? I'm talking about Grampa Powers."

Holland Taylor as Dean Susan McMann

  • (Holland Taylor) "Hello, Reverend Dunlap. I would like to make a reservation in the school chapel for the Kawposki-Morris Wedding."
  • (Holland Taylor) "Well then, bump the professor's funeral. He'll keep 'till Monday."

Kiersten Warren as Alex

  • (Kiersten Warren) "Emotional? Women are not emotional."
  • (Unnamed) "This is pathetic. I want every other row to stand up."
  • (Unnamed) "This is how many of my students are going to fail my class; - fifty percent."
  • (Kiersten Warren) "Excuse me, Professor Hemmings, but -- would that be the half that are sitting OR the half that are standing?"
  • (Unnamed) "We'll soon find out, won't we."
  • (Kiersten Warren) "Life is so unfair. I have to lose two pounds within a few days."
  • (Tiffani Thiessen) "C'mon, two pounds is not going to hurt you."
  • (Dustin Diamond) "Oh yeah? That's what Delta Burke said before she inhaled her first cheesecake."
  • (Kiersten Warren) "I couldn't do it. You're not mad, are you?"
  • (Mario López) "Of course I'm mad. I got this dumb, idiotic tattoo for YOU."
  • (Kiersten Warren) "I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you. What do you want me to do?"
  • (Mario López) "I'll tell you what I want you to do. You and I are gonna go to the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival next weekend. We're gonna see every movie he ever made."
  • (Kiersten Warren) "Even "Rocky"?"
  • (Mario López) "Yup, 1 through 5."
  • (Kiersten Warren) "I'll go get the tattoo."

Anne Tremko as Leslie

  • (Anne Tremko) "Come on Alex lets go do something only women can do."
  • (Kiersten Warren) "Yeah, lets go -- give birth."
  • (Anne Tremko) "Hi, Screech. What are you doing?"
  • (Dustin Diamond) "Hi, Leslie. I'm just watching the T.V."
  • (Anne Tremko) "But the T.V. is turned off."
  • (Dustin Diamond) "Oh I know, I'm just watching the T.V."

Tiffani Thiessen as Kelly

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