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Sweet Home Alabama (film) Quotes

Sweet Home Alabama (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Sweet Home Alabama ended its run in 1970.

It features Neal H. Moritz as producer, George Fenton in charge of musical score, and Andrew Dunn (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Sweet Home Alabama (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sweet Home Alabama (film) is 109 minutes long. Sweet Home Alabama (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Josh Lucas as Jake, Reese Witherspoon as Melanie Carmichael, Dakota Fanning as Young Melanie, Thomas Curtis as Young Jake, Fred Ward as Earl Smooter, Candice Bergen as Mayor Kate Hennings, Melanie Lynskey as Lurlynn, Ethan Embry as Bobby Ray, Patrick Dempsey as Andrew, Mary Kay Place as Pearl Smooter, Courtney Gains as Wade, Sean Bridgers as Eldon, Jean Smart as Stella, Rhona Mitra as Tabatha Wadmore-Smith, Nathan Lee Graham as Frederick Montana, and Fleet Cooper as Clinton.

Sweet Home Alabama (film) Quotes

Reese Witherspoon as Melanie Carmichael

  • (Reese Witherspoon) "And don't even pretend like you missed me."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh God honey, what if they hate me?"
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "No, they're critics Mel. They hate themselves."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Jake, I can't do this."
  • (Josh Lucas) "I know."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Go home, Mel."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Can he swim?"
  • (Josh Lucas) "Doesn't look like it."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "I forgot how beautiful it is around here."
  • (Ethan Embry) "Guess it doesn't take much for you to forget a lot of things."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Bobby Ray, it's not like that."
  • (Ethan Embry) "No I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one 'round here that you run out on."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Bobby Ray, it's not like that."
  • (Ethan Embry) "No, I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Hi honey. Looking good. How's the family?"
  • (Josh Lucas) "Cut the s***. Where's my stuff?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Now what kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?"
  • (Josh Lucas) "The kind that don't live here. Now I'm gonna ask you one last time, where is the hide-a-key?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "I had the sweetest talk with Wade's mama about her tractor."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Nice to see you got your accent back."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, I stubbled across a few things today."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Holy s***, what happened to the stove? Oh and where are them little magnets I had over here huh? What the hell is this? Chick food?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Light beer. Less calories. I tried to pick out a new bed but have you been to the Sit and Sleep lately? Yuck. I suppose I'll just have to order something from New York."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Whatever blows your dress up darlin'. You go right ahead and spend your money."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh but darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as our money? Just a guess, but I'm thinking the words "joint checking" are flashing into your head right now?"
  • (Josh Lucas) "How much did you take?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "All of it."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Son of a bitch."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "I can't. I'm in Alabama."
  • (Rhona Mitra) "Oh -- my God."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh why don't you just go to a gay bar."
  • (Sean Bridgers) "Now, what would Bobby Ray do at a gay bar?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "People need a passport to come down here."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "You dumb stubborn redneck hick."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "My life in New York works, Jake. But then I come down here -- and this fits too."

Ethan Embry as Bobby Ray

  • (Ethan Embry) "We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral."
  • (Ethan Embry) "Well, aren't you just a big fat liar."
  • (Ethan Embry) "Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup."
  • (Ethan Embry) "What'd I ever do to you?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, you didn't do anything to me, darlin' -- or any other girl in town."

Josh Lucas as Jake

  • (Josh Lucas) "You can't have roots and wings."
  • (Josh Lucas) "You show up here, after seven years, without so much as a "Hey there, Jake, remember me -- your wife." Or a, "Hi honey, lookin' good. How's the family?""
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "You expect me to tell you look good? What, did they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?"
  • (Josh Lucas) "Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid."
  • (Josh Lucas) "You, uh, you here to see Bobby Ray?"
  • (Josh Lucas) "I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?"
  • (Courtney Gains) "Uh, Clinton's breath."
  • (Josh Lucas) "You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?"
  • (Ethan Embry) "Last time I checked, yeah."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Well, then, let me buy you a drink."
  • (Ethan Embry) "Well, you're really not my type, I mean --"
  • (Josh Lucas) "Can I help you?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce."
  • (Josh Lucas) "You're s***tin' me, right?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "s***ting" you."
  • (Josh Lucas) "C'mon, I wanna show you something."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "I can't."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Can't? Or won't?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Both."
  • (Josh Lucas) "The girl I knew used to be fearless."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "The girl you knew didn't have a life."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Guess you better get on with it then."

Candice Bergen as Mayor Kate Hennings

  • (Candice Bergen) "There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people."
  • (Candice Bergen) "I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful, and I'm in politics."
  • (Candice Bergen) "Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Nobody talks to my Momma like that."
  • (Fred Ward) "Praise the Lord, the South has risen again."
  • (Candice Bergen) "What ever happened to responsible journalism?"

Patrick Dempsey as Andrew

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Melanie Lynskey as Lurlynn

  • (Melanie Lynskey) "It's funny how things don't turn out --"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "-- It's funny how they do."

Fred Ward as Earl Smooter

  • (Fred Ward) "C'mon, c'mon, let's not let all the bought air out."
  • (Fred Ward) "You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean."

Mary Kay Place as Pearl Smooter

  • (Mary Kay Place) "Your daddy -- Lord, but I was a fool for that man. I couldn't even put one foot in front of the other. I just kept thinking, "Oh, preacher, hurry up before he changes his mind." Now that man makes me so crazy sometimes I could wring his neck."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "You still love him, though."
  • (Mary Kay Place) "God knows I do. And only He knows why."

Jean Smart as Stella

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Fleet Cooper as Clinton

  • (Fleet Cooper) "Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie."

Dakota Fanning as Young Melanie

  • (Dakota Fanning) "Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?"
  • (Thomas Curtis) "So I can kiss you anytime I want."

Courtney Gains as Wade

  • (Courtney Gains) "The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong."
  • (Josh Lucas) "I supposed shoplifting steaks from Winn Dixie's okay?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, Oh. I took 'em back and you know it."
  • (Josh Lucas) "What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard -- totally her."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Like I could tip a cow -- by myself."
  • (Josh Lucas) "Wade, isn't there some outstanding for whoever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "OH."

Nathan Lee Graham as Frederick Montana

  • (Nathan Lee Graham) "Do we know -- Mo?"

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