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Teachers (film) Quotes

Teachers (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Teachers ended in 1970.

It features Art Levinson as producer, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

Teachers (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Teachers (film) is 106 minutes long. Teachers (film) is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer/United Artists Entertainment Co..

The cast includes: Judd Hirsch as Roger Rubell, Lee Grant as Dr. Donna Burke, Nick Nolte as Alex Jurel, JoBeth Williams as Lisa, and Laura Dern as Diane.

Teachers (film) Quotes

Lee Grant as Dr. Donna Burke

  • (Lee Grant) "Just what the hell are you guys running here, a g d zoo? I'm in the middle of a fundraiser breakfast when I'm informed that your school psychologist has flipped out in the middle of your g d office. And, then I get here and find out that there has been a stabbing, and if that's not enough, one of your kids tries to eat one of your g d teachers. Mr. Rubell, what the hell do you call that?"
  • (Judd Hirsch) "Monday."
  • (Lee Grant) "We, the board members present, think that you should tender your resignation."
  • (Nick Nolte) "My resignation? What for?"
  • (Lee Grant) "Because, Mr. Jurel, no one here wants to go through the pain of firing you."

Judd Hirsch as Roger Rubell

  • (Judd Hirsch) "How can you be so stupid, huh? Would you tell me how you can be so damn stupid? As if we don't have enough problems. We're in the middle of a lawsuit, buddy. Three girls; three of our own students. Why don't you go to some other school and get their girls pregnant? You know what this is gonna do to the school? You know how it's gonna look? Teamwork, Troy, does not mean going out and starting your own team."

Nick Nolte as Alex Jurel

  • (Nick Nolte) "All right, if you're not here, speak up."
  • (Nick Nolte) "There's nothing worse than a female lawyer with a cause."
  • (JoBeth Williams) "Except a male teacher without one."
  • (Unnamed) "You're not gonna betray ol' JFK, are ya?"
  • (Nick Nolte) "Aw, come on, for Christ's sake, Roger. That'd be like s***ting on the Peace Corps. You haven't lived 'till you see them try to serve me with a subpoena."

Laura Dern as Diane

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

JoBeth Williams as Lisa

  • (JoBeth Williams) "It really is good to see you, Mr. Jurel."
  • (Nick Nolte) "Considering how much you've seen, who don't you call me Alex?"

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