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Teachers (UK TV series) Quotes

Teachers is a TV show that first aired in 2001 on Channel 4. Teachers stopped airing in 2004.

Teachers aired for 40 episodes. Teachers is executive produced by Jane Fallon. Teachers is created by Tim Loane.

Teachers is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Teachers is 45-50 minutes long. Teachers is produced by Tiger Aspect Productions and distributed by Endemol UK.

Teachers Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "A spastic is someone with cerebral palsy, not someone who misses an open goal on the football field, Mr Steadman."
  • (Unnamed) "Simon, will you please tell Brian that I don't need a lift?"
  • (Unnamed) "What the f***?"
  • (Unnamed) "Simon, ask Kurt how else is he gonna get to school."
  • (Unnamed) "Tell Brian I'm gonna use Simon's bike."
  • (Unnamed) "Remind Kurt that he broke Simon's bike at the weekend."
  • (Unnamed) "You broke Simon's bike?"
  • (Unnamed) "Remind Brian he promised not to tell Simon that I'd broken his bike."
  • (Unnamed) "How did he break my bike?"
  • (Unnamed) "Kurt's not sure."
  • (Unnamed) "He dropped it."
  • (Unnamed) "How can you f***ing drop it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Please thank Brian for putting Kurt in the s***."
  • (Unnamed) "Tell Kurt that he still hasn't told Brian how he's going to get to school."
  • (Unnamed) "He loves Christmas"
  • (Unnamed) "It's f***ing magic."
  • (Unnamed) "Brian, word association: Paris?"
  • (Unnamed) "Croissants."
  • (Unnamed) "Spain?"
  • (Unnamed) "Bulls."
  • (Unnamed) "South America?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hostage situation."
  • (Unnamed) "I never want to see "for being a mong" in the detention book again."

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