The Italian Job Quotes

The Italian Job is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Italian Job stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Deeley as producer, Quincy Jones in charge of musical score, and Douglas Slocombe as head of cinematography.

The Italian Job is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Italian Job is 99 minutes long. The Italian Job is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Michael Caine as Charlie Croker, Henry McGee as Tailor, Robert Powell as Yellow, Stanley Caine as Coco, Michael Standing as Arthur, Graham Payn as Keats, Noël Coward as Mr. Bridger, Tony Beckley as 'Camp' Freddie, Maggie Blye as Lorna, Irene Handl as Miss Peach, David Salamone as Dominic, Noël Coward as Mr Bridger, Benny Hill as Professor Simon Peach, and George Innes as Bill Bailey.

The Italian Job Quotes

Michael Caine as Charlie Croker

• (Michael Caine) "Bill?"
• (George Innes) "Yes, Charlie?"
• (Michael Caine) "Bill."
• (George Innes) "Yes, Charlie?"
• (Michael Caine) "Burn this for me, will 'ya?"
• (George Innes) "Yes, Charlie."
• (Michael Caine) "Oh, Bill?"
• (George Innes) "Yes, Charlie?"
• (Michael Caine) "Get rid of this, lot."
• (George Innes) "Yes, Charlie."

• (Michael Caine) "You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?"

• (Michael Caine) "This car belongs to the Pakistani ambassador."
• (Maggie Blye) "It does?"
• (Michael Caine) "Typical, isn't it? I've been out of jail five minutes, and already I'm in a hot car."
• (Maggie Blye) "Charlie, I just wanted you to come out in style, baby."

• (Michael Caine) "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."

• (Michael Caine) "What's the matter."
• (Robert Powell) "He says he wants to sit up in front with the driver."
• (Stanley Caine) "I always get sick in the back."
• (Robert Powell) "Listen, if I go in the back, I'll get me migraine, I'll be out like a light."
• (Michael Caine) "You are not going to be sick. You are not going to have your migraine. And everybody is gonna sit in the back of the motor."
• (Michael Standing) "Charlie, me in the back of the motor with my asthma?"

• (Michael Caine) "You'll be making a grave error if you kill us."
• (Michael Caine) "There are a quarter of a million Italians in Britain and they'll be made to suffer. Every restaurant, cafe, ice-cream parlor, gambling den and nightclub in London, Liverpool and Glasgow will be smashed."

• (Michael Caine) "Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea."

• (Michael Caine) "It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say."

• (Michael Caine) "Just remember this; in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road."

Henry McGee as Tailor

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Noël Coward as Mr Bridger

• (Noël Coward) "You must learn, Keats, there are more things to life than breaking and entering."

Irene Handl as Miss Peach

• (Irene Handl) "I shouldn't let her do that, dear. Gives them ideas."

Benny Hill as Professor Simon Peach

• (Benny Hill) "Are they big? I like 'em big."

Graham Payn as Keats

• (Graham Payn) "They say he's going to do a job in Italy."
• (Noël Coward) "Well, I hope he likes spaghetti. They serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons."

David Salamone as Dominic

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Maggie Blye as Lorna

• (Maggie Blye) "It's the Law, Charlie."
• (Michael Caine) "What you tell 'em?"
• (Maggie Blye) "Charlie, would I tell them anything?"
• (Michael Caine) "-- Yes you would."

Tony Beckley as 'Camp' Freddie

• (Tony Beckley) "Maybe the Professor's not bent."
• (Noël Coward) "Camp Freddie, everybody in the world is bent."

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