The Librarian: Quest for the Spear Quotes

The Librarian: is a TV show that was first aired in 2004 on Turner Network Television. The Librarian: Quest for the Spear ended its run in 1970.

It features Dean Devlin, Electric Entertainment as producer, Joseph LoDuca as theme composer, and Alan Caso as head of cinematography.

Each episode of The Librarian: is 90 minutes (Blu-ray) 106 minutes (DVD) long. Spinoffs for this show include The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines.

The Librarian: Quotes

• (Flynn Carsen) "Professor Harris. I should've known he was evil. He gave me an A-minus."

• (Flynn Carsen) "The main principles are lift and thrust --"
• (Flynn Carsen) "Easy as pie."
• (Flynn Carsen) "Horrible. Horrible. High-velocity pie of death."

• (Lana) "He brilliantly lowers our expectations, then jumps without a chute. Remarkable."

• (Nicole Noone) "Hey, let's stop for a moment, and consider. I'm way out of your league. Way out. If your league were to explode, I wouldn't hear the sound for another three days. So for everybody's sake, let's just enjoy a companionable silence."

• (Flynn Carsen) "The fate of the world is in my hands? That's so -- sad."

• (Flynn Carsen) "I can't do this alone."
• (Judson) "You've got me, you know."
• (Flynn Carsen) "Well, no offense, Judson, but you're --"
• (Flynn Carsen) "a bad mother."

• (Charlene) "What makes you think you could be the Librarian?"
• (Flynn Carsen) "Well, I've read a lot of books."
• (Charlene) "Don't try to be funny. I don't do funny."
• (Flynn Carsen) "I'm sorry."
• (Charlene) "What makes you think you could be the Librarian?"
• (Flynn Carsen) "I know the Dewey Decimal System, Library of Congress, research paper orthodoxy, web searching. I can set up an RSS feed --"
• (Charlene) "Everybody knows that. They're librarians. What makes you think you are the Librarian?"
• (Flynn Carsen) "I know other stuff?"
• (Charlene) "Mr -- Flynn Carsen, stop wasting my time. Tell me something you know that nobody else who has walked in here could tell me."
• (Flynn Carsen) "You have mononucleosis. Your marriage broke up two months ago. You broke your nose when you were four, and you live with three cats. Is that what you had in mind? Swollen parajugular lymph nodes and distended eyelids are clearly mono. It takes three months for an indentation on the ring finger to completely disappear. Yours is two-thirds gone. Your plastic surgeon gave you a terminus paralateral scar, which is given to children under the age of six, and I can clearly see three distinct types of cat hair. A white Himalayan, a tortoiseshell, and an orange striped tabby."
• (Charlene) "I didn't break my nose until I was five."

• (Flynn Carsen) "Well then, we better call the police."
• (Charlene) "Oh yeah, call the police. Tell them about the Spear of Destiny, the golden goose, the lost Ark. Enjoy your stay in the psych ward. I understand Thorazine comes in vanilla now."

• (Nicole Noone) "You only live once."
• (Flynn Carsen) "Unless you believe in Buddhism or Sikhism --"
• (Nicole Noone) "I hate you so much."

• (Flynn Carsen) "She may have been in cahoots with Wilde all along. Cahoots -- I've been cahooted."

• (Flynn Carsen) "I just want to get to know the Nicole beneath the surface arrogance. Peel back the layers."
• (Nicole Noone) "What do you think is below the surface arrogance?"
• (Flynn Carsen) "More arrogance. And then perhaps a few delicious layers of flaky disdain. All around a creamy sweet center of homicidal rage."

• (Edward Wilde) "I want that spear."
• (Nicole Noone) "A man in hell wants ice water. That doesn't mean he's going to get it."

• (Flynn Carsen) "Where are the Marines?"
• (Judson) "Semper Fi."

• (Lana) "It doesn't have to be like this. We're going to rule the world. We can be together."
• (Nicole Noone) "Get your own geek."

• (Nicole Noone) "Don't you ever leave my sight again, do you understand?"
• (Flynn Carsen) "What is this, Slap the Librarian Day?"

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