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The Prince of Pennsylvania Quotes

The Prince of Pennsylvania is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Prince of Pennsylvania stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Brown (producer) as producer, Thomas Newman in charge of musical score, and Frank Prinzi as head of cinematography.

The Prince of Pennsylvania is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Prince of Pennsylvania is 90 minutes long. The Prince of Pennsylvania is distributed by Fine Line Features.

The cast includes: Jeff Hayenga as Jack Sike, Keanu Reeves as Rupert Marshetta, Amy Madigan as Carla Headlee, Fred Ward as Gary Marshetta, Bonnie Bedelia as Pam Marshetta, and Keanu Reeves as Rupert.

The Prince of Pennsylvania Quotes

Fred Ward as Gary Marshetta

  • (Fred Ward) ""You know those things are damn near indestructable. Come nuclear holocaust, there will be two things left in this world -- cockroaches, and god damned portable s***houses.""
  • (Fred Ward) "When you get drafted, you have to see a shrink, right? Well, I remember one of the questions he asked me was, uh, sitting on a beach, in the water there are two people drowning. Now, one of them has a cure for cancer. The other is your own son. Which one would you save? How would you answer that question, Rupert? Take your time."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "Guy with the cure for cancer."
  • (Fred Ward) "Well, think for a second, will you? Your own flesh and blood."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "But what if I saved my son and he grew up and got cancer?"
  • (Fred Ward) "Can't just say he's going to get cancer."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "You said he was drowning."
  • (Fred Ward) "God damn it, that's different."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "Why? The probability of getting cancer must be ten times greater than the probability of drowning. And if you throw in the probability of two people drowning in the same place at the same time -- Wow."

Amy Madigan as Carla Headlee

  • (Amy Madigan) "Most of the time you're in a fantasy world, Rupert."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "Most of the time, you're stoned."
  • (Amy Madigan) "I got my reasons."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "Name twelve."
  • (Amy Madigan) "You are like some stray dog I never should have fed."

Keanu Reeves as Rupert Marshetta

  • (Keanu Reeves) ""You hid the money in the Port-a-Johnny.""
  • (Unnamed) "Rupert Marshetta, where have you been all year?"
  • (Keanu Reeves) "The Bahamas, what does it look like?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you can't come in here unless you're dressed from Dallas or Dynasty."

Jeff Hayenga as Jack Sike

  • (Jeff Hayenga) "I vote no."
  • (Keanu Reeves) "You don't vote in my revolution."

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