The Sandlot Quotes

The Sandlot is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Sandlot ended its run in 1970.

It features Dale De La Torre, and William S. Gilmore as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Anthony B. Richmond as head of cinematography.

The Sandlot is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Sandlot is 101 minutes long. The Sandlot is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Patrick Renna as Ham Porter, Mike Vitar as Benny, Grant Gelt as Bertram, Tom Guiry as Smalls, David Mickey Evans as Narrator, Chauncey Leopardi as Squints, Brandon Adams as Kenny, Victor Di Mattia as Timmy, Shane Obedzinski as Tommy, Chauncey Leopardi as All, Marty York as Yeah Yeah, James Earl Jones as Mr. Mertle, Tom Guiry as Scotty Smalls, Marley Shelton as Wendy Peffercorn, and Shane Obedzinski as Mom.

The Sandlot Quotes

James Earl Jones as Mr. Mertle

• (Benny Rodriguez) "That's really nice of you, but that ball really is signed by Babe Ruth."
• (James Earl Jones) "So's this one -- with the rest of the 1927 Yankees."

• (James Earl Jones) "Baseball was life. And I was good at it -- real good."

Patrick Renna as Ham Porter

• (Patrick Renna) "Oh, here's your glasses. Did you plan that?"
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Of course I did. been planning it for years."

• (Patrick Renna) "play ball. Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch."
• (Patrick Renna) "Haha, that's one."
• (Patrick Renna) "You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards."
• (Patrick Renna) "Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. Strike three"
• (Patrick Renna) "You're out.""
• (Patrick Renna) "Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?"
• (Phillips) "Shut up Porter."
• (Patrick Renna) "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to have a little friendly conversation, come on."
• (Patrick Renna) "Think she'll go out with me?"

• (Patrick Renna) "You call that pitching? This is baseball. Not tennis."

• (Patrick Renna) "This pop isn't workin', Benny. I'm bakin' like a toasted cheese-it. It's so hot here."

• (Patrick Renna) "Benny, why'd you bring that kid?"
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Because he makes nine of us."
• (Marty York) "Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along."

• (Patrick Renna) "You're killing me, Smalls."

• (Patrick Renna) "Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?"
• (Tom Guiry) "Some more of what?"
• (Patrick Renna) "No, do you wanna s'more?"
• (Tom Guiry) "I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?"
• (Patrick Renna) "You're killing me Smalls. These are s'more's stuff. Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming -- you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good. Try some."

Chauncey Leopardi as Squints

• (Chauncey Leopardi) "It's about time Benny, my clothes are going out of style."
• (Marty York) "They already are, Squints."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Shut up."

• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Quiet. Are you trying to wake it up. It just went to bed."
• (Tom Guiry) "What just went to bed?"
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "SHH."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "The Beast."
• (Tom Guiry) "Oh yeah."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "SHHHH."

• (Chauncey Leopardi) "It's about time Benny, my clothes are goin' outa style."
• (Marty York) "They already are, Squints."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Shut up."

• (Chauncey Leopardi) "the kid is a L7 weenie."
• (Marty York) "yeah yeah, Oscar Myer even, footlong, dodger dog, a weenie."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "ohhh haha"
• (Benny Rodriguez) "what are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? you run like a duck."
• (Marty York) "kay kay, but I'm -- I'm --"
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Part of the game right?"
• (Marty York) "mmm -- Yeah?"
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Now how come he don't get to be?"
• (Grant Gelt) "hes a geek man"
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "he can't catch."
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Man base up you blockheads."

• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Come on, Benny. Man. The kid is a --"
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "L, 7, Weenie."
• (Marty York) "Yeah. Yeah. Oscar Meyer even."

• (Chauncey Leopardi) "-- after a while the cops started getting calls from people reporting all the missing thieves --"

• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Where did your old man get that ball?"
• (Tom Guiry) "I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. She even signed her name on it.Some lady named -- Ruth. Baby Ruth."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Babe Ruth?"

Marley Shelton as Wendy Peffercorn

• (Marley Shelton) "Little pervert."

Shane Obedzinski as Mom

• (Shane Obedzinski) "Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer, lots of them."
• (Tom Guiry) "Yeah, I know. But I'm not good at anything, mom. Face it, I'm just an egghead."

David Mickey Evans as Narrator

• (David Mickey Evans) "And he/we did the dumbest thing anyone of us could ever have imagined."

• (David Mickey Evans) "Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the crap out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low -- and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled."

• (David Mickey Evans) "Bertram? -- Bertram got really into the 60s, and no one ever saw him again."

Marty York as Yeah Yeah

• (Marty York) "Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy."

Tom Guiry as Smalls

• (Benny Rodriguez) "Got a fireplace?"
• (Tom Guiry) "Yeah."
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Throw that in there, man."

• (Benny Rodriguez) "Man, you think too much. I bet you get straight A's and s***."
• (Tom Guiry) "No, I got a B once. Well, actually it was an A minus but it should have been a B."
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. If you were having fun, you would have caught that ball."

• (Tom Guiry) "Oh yeah, the Great Bambino. Of course. I thought you said the Great Bambi."
• (Patrick Renna) "That wimpy deer?"
• (Tom Guiry) "Yeah, I guess. Sorry."

• (Tom Guiry) "I was gonna put the ball back."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "But it was signed by Babe Ruth."
• (Tom Guiry) "Yeah, you keep telling me that. Who is she?"
• (Patrick Renna) "WHAT? WHAT?"
• (Brandon Adams) "The sultan of swat."
• (Grant Gelt) "The king of crash."
• (Victor Di Mattia) "The colossus of clout."
• (Shane Obedzinski) "The colossus of clout."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "BABE RUTH."
• (Patrick Renna) "THE GREAT BAMBINO."
• (Tom Guiry) "Oh my god. You mean that's the same guy?"
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "YES."
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or something. That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, well, more than your whole life."
• (Tom Guiry) "I don't feel so good."
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Give him air, give him air."

• (Tom Guiry) "You were all leaving, so I thought I'd hop the --"
• (Chauncey Leopardi) "If you'da been thinkin you wouldn't 'a thought that."

• (Benny Rodriguez) "Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun you would've caught that ball. You ever have a paper route?"
• (Tom Guiry) "I helped a guy once."
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Okay, well chuck it like you throw paper. When your arm gets here, just let go. Just let go, it's that easy."
• (Tom Guiry) "How do I catch it."
• (Benny Rodriguez) "Just stand out there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it."

Victor Di Mattia as Timmy

• (Victor Di Mattia) "Smalls, you mean to tell me you went home, swiped a ball that was signed by BABE RUTH, brought it out here and actually played with it?"
• (Shane Obedzinski) "And actually played with it?"

Mike Vitar as Benny

• (Phillips) "It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez."
• (Mike Vitar) "Shut your mouth, Phillips."
• (Patrick Renna) "What'd you say, crap face?"
• (Phillips) "You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game."
• (Patrick Renna) "Come on. We'll take you on, right here. Right now. Come on."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Phillips) "We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats."
• (Patrick Renna) "Watch it, jerk."
• (Phillips) "Shut up, idiot."
• (Patrick Renna) "Moron."
• (Phillips) "Scab eater."
• (Patrick Renna) "Butt sniffer."
• (Phillips) "Pus licker."
• (Patrick Renna) "Fart smeller."
• (Grant Gelt) "Ahh."
• (Phillips) "You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek."
• (Patrick Renna) "You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Phillips) "You bob for apples in the toilet. And you like it."
• (Patrick Renna) "You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl."
• (Phillips) "What did you say?"
• (Patrick Renna) "You heard me."
• (Phillips) "Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath."
• (Patrick Renna) "Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face."

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