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The Serenity Now Quotes

The Serenity Now is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Serenity Now stopped airing in 1970.

The Serenity Now Quotes

  • (Jerry) "What is this salty discharge?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "Oh, my God. You're crying."
  • (Jerry) "This is horrible. I care."
  • (George Costanza) "Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? Whyyyyy did you have to destroy twenty-five computers?"
  • (Cosmo Kramer) "George, you listen to me. I owe you one."
  • (George Costanza) "You know, after all these years, I've always wanted to see the two of you get back together"
  • (Elaine Benes) "Well that's because you're an idiot."
  • (Lloyd Braun) "You know, you should tell your dad that 'serenity now' thing doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger, and eventually, you blow."
  • (George Costanza) "What do you know? You were in the nut house."
  • (Lloyd Braun) "What do you think put me there?"
  • (Frank Costanza) "SERENITY NOW. SERENITY NOW."
  • (George Costanza) "What is that ?"
  • (Frank Costanza) "Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'SERENITY NOW.'"
  • (George Costanza) "Are you supposed to yell it?"
  • (Frank Costanza) "The man on the tape wasn't specific."
  • (Jerry) "I don't think more flan is the answer."
  • (Rabbi Glickman) "Ha. Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch."
  • (Elaine Benes) "Well, something's goin' on here, 'cause every able-bodied Israelite in the county is driving pretty strong to the hoop."
  • (Lloyd Braun) "Serenity now. Insanity later."

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