The White, the Yellow, and the Black Quotes

The White, the Yellow, and the Black is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The White, the Yellow, and the Black ended in 1970.

It features Norberto Soliño as producer, Guido & Maurizio De Angelis in charge of musical score, and Luis Cuadrado as head of cinematography.

The White, the Yellow, and the Black is recorded in Italian and originally aired in Italy. Each episode of The White, the Yellow, and the Black is 112 minutes long. The White, the Yellow, and the Black is distributed by Consorzio Italiano Distributori Indipendenti Film (CIDIF).

The cast includes: Eli Wallach as Sheriff Edward Gideon, Tomas Milian as Sakura, and Giuliano Gemma as Blanc de Blanc.

The White, the Yellow, and the Black Quotes

Giuliano Gemma as Blanc de Blanc

• (Giuliano Gemma) "You're absolutely right, Swiss. I'm a horse's ass. And -- of all th' horse's asses in the world -- you -- are my real friend."
• (Giuliano Gemma) "Now you're really beginnin' to make a little sense. But Black Jack, why did you choose the kind of existence that pays nothing and is full of danger? You got a house full of kids, and a woman who, exceptin' for the beard, could be the twin of Mochako."
• (Eli Wallach) "Mochako doesn't have a beard."
• (Giuliano Gemma) "But Clementine has. Hey, look, we could both be rich, Black Jack. Rich, you hear? Let's open the box and divide up the money, huh? Think about it. Paris."
• (Eli Wallach) "Yeah, you're right, Swiss. Let's cha-cha-cha-cha the law. And everybody who the hell believes in it. Let's open the box. I've got the- I've got the key."
• (Eli Wallach) "So let's --"
• (Giuliano Gemma) "C'mon, what's the matter?"
• (Eli Wallach) "The matter is, I can't remember which lock to open. An-and if we open the wrong lock --"
• (Giuliano Gemma) "Very funny. Calm down, there are only three keyholes to choose from. Black, yellow and white. You gotta remember which one it is."
• (Eli Wallach) "With all that fire water you gave me to drink, I can't even remember my own name."
• (Giuliano Gemma) "Your name is Black Jack. Now come on, now, open this damn box. Come on."
• (Eli Wallach) "I got it. Eenie, meenie, miney, mo, catch a --"
• (Eli Wallach) "That's it."
• (Giuliano Gemma) "Hey, wait. Are you sure?"
• (Eli Wallach) "Sure? No."
• (Giuliano Gemma) "You're not just drunk. You're crazy."
• (Giuliano Gemma) "Let me out of this looney bin."
• (Eli Wallach) "God damn it. The one time I decide to screw the law -- I can't remember which lock to use."

Eli Wallach as Sheriff Edward Gideon

• (Eli Wallach) "Hey, wha- what are you doing there?"
• (Tomas Milian) "I'm preparing poutparri, Japanese style."
• (Giuliano Gemma) "Potpourri, not poutparri."
• (Tomas Milian) "Yeah, yeah, special herbs, that prevent sleeping on hunger. That way, Sakura always stay awake and on guard all night."
• (Eli Wallach) "Well, if it helps to stop hunger, bring it here. I'll have some."
• (Tomas Milian) "Oh, we special, Sheriff, we special --"
• (Giuliano Gemma) "Hey, leave some for me, huh?"
• (Eli Wallach) "You'll need your sleep. You're gonna do a lotta galloping tomorrow."
• (Tomas Milian) "Ah, it's ready. Ah, ya, oh --"
• (Eli Wallach) "Good, huh?"
• (Tomas Milian) "Ah, yes -- It's good?"
• (Eli Wallach) "It's very good."
• (Tomas Milian) "Immediate effect of herb preparation. You no sleep or feel hungry."
• (Eli Wallach) "BULLs***."
• (Tomas Milian) "Sheriff, Sakura do help teethache, and let samurai stop pain."
• (Eli Wallach) "Well, I can't. Even when I was a kid, the blacksmith had to pull out my tooth, now they're all aching, damn it."
• (Giuliano Gemma) "Eh, take it easy, Sheriff, one night will pass quickly."
• (Eli Wallach) "YOU SHUT UP."

• (Eli Wallach) "I'll never die without my boots on, and a star on my chest."

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