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Toy Story 3 Quotes

Toy Story 3 is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Toy Story 3 ended its run in 1970.

It features Darla K. Anderson as producer, Randy Newman in charge of musical score, and Jeremy Lasky, and Kim White as head of cinematography.

Toy Story 3 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Toy Story 3 is 103 minutes long. Toy Story 3 is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Tom Hanks as Woody, John Morris as Andy, Jodi Benson as Barbie, Emily Hahn as Bonnie, Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear, Joan Cusack as Jessie, Blake Clark as Slinky Dog, Teddy Newton as Chatter Telephone, Jeff Garlin as Buttercup, Jeff Pidgeon as Aliens, Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head, Charlie Bright as Young Andy, Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head, Michael Keaton as Ken, Bud Luckey as Chuckles, Woody Smith as Big Baby, Beatrice Miller as Molly, Jack Angel as Chunk, John Cygan as Twitch, Timothy Dalton as Mr. Pricklepants, Kristen Schaal as Trixie, Jack Willis as Frog, Jan Rabson as Sparks, Richard Kind as Bookworm, and Bonnie Hunt as Dolly.

Toy Story 3 Quotes

Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head

  • (Don Rickles) "You would not believe what I have been through tonight."
  • (Don Rickles) "Ah, ha ha ha. Money, money, money."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You've got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart."
  • (Don Rickles) "Too bad, Sheriff. I'm a married man."
  • (Tom Hanks) "One-Eyed Betty?"
  • (Joan Cusack) "I think you dropped something, mister."
  • (Don Rickles) "Jessie?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Give it up, Bart. You've reached the end of the line."
  • (Don Rickles) "I always wanted to go out with a bang."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Oh, no."
  • (Tom Hanks) "The orphans."
  • (Don Rickles) "Hate to leave early, but our ride is here."
  • (Jeff Pidgeon) "Ooh."
  • (Don Rickles) "It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff. Take your pick."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ride like the wind, Bullseye."
  • (Don Rickles) "But these toddlers -- they don't know how to play with us."
  • (Rex the Green Dinosaur) "They're too young."
  • (Don Rickles) "It was cold and dark, nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs."
  • (Hamm the Piggy Bank) "Eh -- I don't think those were Lincoln Logs."

Jack Willis as Frog

  • (Jack Willis) "Hey buddy, you might wanna keep your mouth shut."

Tom Hanks as Woody

  • (Tom Hanks) "So long -- partner."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm --"
  • (Tim Allen) "And we'll all be together."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Exactly. There's games up there and books and --"
  • (Tim Allen) "The race car track."
  • (Tom Hanks) "The race car track. Thank you."
  • (Blake Clark) "And the old TV."
  • (Tom Hanks) "There you go, the old TV. And those guys from the Christmas decorations box. They're fun, right?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Look, I just need to get out of here --"
  • (Jeff Garlin) "There is no way out."
  • (Jeff Garlin) "Just kidding. Door's right over there."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Day care is a sad lonely old place for toys who don't have a home."
  • (Jodi Benson) "-- WAAAAGH."
  • (Hamm the Piggy Bank) "Quite the charmer, ain'tya?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "We're all still here. I; I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way -- Wheezy -- and Etch --"
  • (Rex the Green Dinosaur) "And Bo Peep?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "-- Yeah. Even; even Bo."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You'll be okay in the attic?"
  • (Joan Cusack) "Of course I will -- Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode."
  • (Tim Allen) "My what?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hello?"
  • (Teddy Newton) "You shouldn't have come back cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left. More guards, more patrols, you and your friends ain't ever getting out of here now."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I made it out once."
  • (Teddy Newton) "You got LUCKY once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down, you'll survive."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yeah, for how long?"
  • (Teddy Newton) "I've been here years, they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place."
  • (Teddy Newton) "Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Look, I appreciate your concern old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now, we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful."
  • (Teddy Newton) "Well -- if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Got it. What else?"
  • (Teddy Newton) "Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?"
  • (Teddy Newton) "Eight feet high; cinder block; No way through it. You go over, or under."
  • (Tom Hanks) "That's it? It doesn't seem so bad."
  • (Teddy Newton) "It's not. Your REAL problem's the monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything -- classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall, but if you don't take out that monkey you ain't going nowhere. You want to get out of here -- GET RID OF THAT MONKEY."
  • (Lotso) "I didn't throw you out. Your kid did. Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wait. What about Daisy?"
  • (Lotso) "I don't know what you're talking about."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Daisy? You used to do everything with her?"
  • (Lotso) "Yeah, then she threw us out."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, she lost you."
  • (Lotso) "She replaced us."
  • (Tom Hanks) "She replaced you, and if you couldn't have her, then no one could. You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since."
  • (Lotso) "Where'd you get that?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "She loved you, Lotso."
  • (Lotso) "She never loved me."
  • (Tom Hanks) "As much as any kid ever loved a toy."
  • (Woody Smith) "Mama."
  • (Lotso) "What? You want your mommy back? She never loved you. Don't be such a BABY."
  • (Lotso) "Push 'em in. All of them."
  • (Lotso) "This is what happens when you dummies try to think. WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH WAITIN' TO BE THROWN AWAY. THAT'S ALL A TOY IS."
  • (Lotso) "Hey, stop it. Put me down, you idiot."
  • (Lotso) "AAAAH. No. No, wait a minute, Big Baby. Wait."
  • (Tom Hanks) "There's a snake in my boot."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song."
  • (Emily Hahn) "A sheriff."
  • (Emily Hahn) "Move over, Mr. Pricklepants."
  • (Emily Hahn) "We have a guest."
  • (Emily Hahn) "You want some coffee?"
  • (Emily Hahn) "It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to; Be right back."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Pssst. Hey. Hello. Hi. Excuse me --"
  • (Timothy Dalton) "Shh."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Can you tell me where I am?"
  • (Timothy Dalton) "Shhh."
  • (Jeff Garlin) "The guy's just asking a question."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "Well, excuse me. I am trying to stay in character."
  • (Jeff Garlin) "My name's Buttercup."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "Shh."
  • (Kristen Schaal) "Hello. I'm Trixie."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "Shhh."
  • (Kristen Schaal) "Shhh."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Guys, hey. Guys, look, I don't know where I am --"
  • (Kristen Schaal) "We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news."
  • (Jeff Garlin) "We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun; you'll be fine."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, no no no, I --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Who's "Velocistar237"?"
  • (Kristen Schaal) "Oh. That's just a dinosaur toy down the street, that's nothing, let just take care of that."
  • (Kristen Schaal) "It's just a dinosaur."
  • (Tom Hanks) "All right --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, if any of you get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell 'em Woody made it home."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "You came from Sunnyside?"
  • (Kristen Schaal) "But how'd you escape?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, it wasn't easy. I -- What do you mean "escape"?"
  • (Timothy Dalton) "Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wh? Lotso?"
  • (Jeff Garlin) "The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster."
  • (Tom Hanks) "But, how'd you know that?"
  • (Timothy Dalton) "Chuckles -- he'll tell you."

Jodi Benson as Barbie

  • (Jodi Benson) "Let's see -- Hawaiian surf trunks."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Barbie, those were vintage. It's okay. Go ahead, rip 'em. They're a dime a dozen."
  • (Jodi Benson) "Ooh. Glitter tux."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky."
  • (Jodi Benson) "A Nehru jacket."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Barbie. Not the Nehru."
  • (Jodi Benson) "This is from, what? 1967?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "The Groovy Formal Collection, yes."
  • (Jodi Benson) "What a shame."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Oh, no. No. No, no, no. There's an instruction manual."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Lotso switched Buzz to Demo Mode."
  • (Jodi Benson) "Where's that manual?"
  • (Jodi Benson) "Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force."

Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear

  • (Tim Allen) "I, uh, I have no idea what came over me."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Just go with it, Buzz."
  • (Tim Allen) "That Barbie has nice handwriting."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this."
  • (Tim Allen) "Quiet, musical hog."
  • (Sergeant) "We've done our duty. Andy's grown up."
  • (Army Man 1) "Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go."
  • (Tim Allen) "Trash bags?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Who said anything about trash bags?"
  • (Sergeant) "It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks."
  • (Unnamed) "You're gonna need it."
  • (Tim Allen) "Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night --"
  • (Joan Cusack) "In the BOX. We GET it."
  • (Lotso) "At ease Soldier."
  • (Tim Allen) "That wasn't me, was it?"
  • (Joan Cusack) "Buzz, you're back."
  • (Tim Allen) "Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Beyond infinity, Space Ranger."

Beatrice Miller as Molly

  • (Beatrice Miller) "Uh."
  • (John Morris) "You need a hand?"
  • (Beatrice Miller) "I got it."
  • (John Morris) "Here."
  • (John Morris) "So, you gonna miss me when I'm gone?"
  • (Beatrice Miller) "If I say no, do I still get your room?"
  • (John Morris) "Nope."
  • (Beatrice Miller) "Then, yes, I'll miss you."

Joan Cusack as Jessie

  • (Joan Cusack) "Buzz. Mind if I squeeze in next to you?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Yes. No. I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you?; Is it hot in here?"
  • (Spanish Buzz) "¡Ven conmigo. ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos lucharemos contra el despiadado Zurg."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Woody. Thank goodness."
  • (Tom Hanks) "C'mon. We're almost there."
  • (Spanish Buzz) "¡El Vaquero."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Hogtie the mailman. We gotta get you home before Andy leaves tomorrow."
  • (Joan Cusack) "I should have seen this coming. It's Emily all over again."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Buzz. We're your friends."
  • (Tim Allen) "Spare me your lies, temptress. Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks."
  • (Joan Cusack) "No."
  • (Tim Allen) "Glad I could catch the train."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Now let's catch some criminals."
  • (Tim Allen) "To infinity and beyond."
  • (Jeff Pidgeon) "Ooh."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Reach for the sky."
  • (Don Rickles) "You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Yodel-ay-hee-hoo."
  • (Rex the Green Dinosaur) "Huh?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Evil Dr. Porkchop."
  • (Hamm the Piggy Bank) "That's Mr. Evil Dr. Porkchop to you."
  • (Charlie Bright) "Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge."
  • (Charlie Bright) "Woody, no. It'll kill you."
  • (Charlie Bright) "Just do it."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Buzz. What do we do?"
  • (Joan Cusack) "Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I; I was wrong --"
  • (Don Rickles) "Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong."
  • (Rex the Green Dinosaur) "Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?"
  • (Lotso) "All day long. Five days a week."
  • (Joan Cusack) "But what happens when the kids grow up?"
  • (Lotso) "Well now, I'll tell you."
  • (Lotso) "When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means; no heartbreak."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Yee-haw."
  • (Estelle Harris) "It's a miracle."
  • (Don Rickles) "And you wanted us to stay at Andy's."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Because we're Andy's toys."
  • (Lotso) "So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Whoa. Whoa, whoa whoa --"
  • (Lotso) "Now let's get you settled in."

John Morris as Andy

  • (John Morris) "This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye."
  • (John Morris) "Yee-haw."
  • (John Morris) "Here."
  • (John Morris) "This is Rex. The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived. RAWR. RAWR."
  • (John Morris) "The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love."
  • (John Morris) "Now Slinky here, is as loyal as any dog you could want."
  • (John Morris) "And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr. Porkchop."
  • (John Morris) "These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet."
  • (John Morris) "And this, is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever. Look. He can fly, oh, and shoot lasers."
  • (John Morris) "He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg."
  • (Tim Allen) "To Infinity, and Beyond."
  • (John Morris) "Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They, mean, alot to me."
  • (Andy's Mom) "Andy's going to college. Can you believe it?"
  • (John Morris) "Mom, I'm not leaving 'til Friday."
  • (Andy's Mom) "What are you going to do with these old toys?"
  • (John Morris) "Now Woody, he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you -- ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what."
  • (John Morris) "Molly. Stay out of my room."
  • (Beatrice Miller) "I wasn't in your room."
  • (John Morris) "Then who was messing with my stuff?"
  • (John Morris) "Thanks, guys."

Jack Angel as Chunk

  • (Jack Angel) "He ain't the sharpest knife in the -- place where -- they keep the knives --"
  • (Jan Rabson) "Neither are you, Chunk."
  • (Jack Angel) "Heh, heh heh heh -- You think they had a fun playtime?"
  • (John Cygan) "Shh. They might hear you."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Okay, now you start."
  • (Jodi Benson) "I --"
  • (Michael Keaton) "love --"
  • (Jodi Benson) "you. Oh."
  • (Michael Keaton) "See? That time I said "love". Okay, now me first."
  • (Jodi Benson) "Ooh. Okay okay okay --"
  • (Michael Keaton) "I --"
  • (Jodi Benson) "love --"
  • (Michael Keaton) "you. You see what I mean? It changes every time."
  • (Jodi Benson) "You are so smart."
  • (John Cygan) "C'mon, Romeo. We're late."

Michael Keaton as Ken

  • (Michael Keaton) "Barbie, come with me. Live in my Dream House. I know it's crazy. I know we've just met. Aw, heck; you don't know me from GI Joe. But when I look at you I feel like we were --"
  • (Jodi Benson) "-- made for each other."
  • (Jodi Benson) "Yay."
  • (Lotso) "Ken? New toys."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Far out. Down in a jiff, Lotso."
  • (Michael Keaton) "So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?"
  • (Lotso) "Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way --"
  • (Michael Keaton) "Hi, I'm Ken."
  • (Jodi Benson) "Barbie. Have we ever met?"
  • (Michael Keaton) "I would have remembered."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Love your leg wamers."
  • (Jodi Benson) "Nice ascot."
  • (Lotso) "Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Right on, Lotso. This way everybody."
  • (Lotso) "Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys."
  • (Tim Allen) "What a nice bear."
  • (Rex the Green Dinosaur) "And he smells like strawberries."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ugh."
  • (Michael Keaton) "And this -- well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes."
  • (Jodi Benson) "You have everything."
  • (Michael Keaton) "Everything -- except someone to share it with --"
  • (Michael Keaton) "No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie. No one."

Blake Clark as Slinky Dog

  • (Hamm the Piggy Bank) "Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?"
  • (Blake Clark) "Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Forget it, guys. He's not worth it."
  • (Blake Clark) "I thought we were going to the attic?"

Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head

  • (Estelle Harris) "You saved our lives."
  • (Don Rickles) "And we are eternally grateful."
  • (Don Rickles) "My boys."
  • (Jeff Pidgeon) "Daaaaaady."

Jeff Garlin as Buttercup

  • (Jeff Garlin) "My name's Buttercup. You've met Baron von Shush."

Bud Luckey as Chuckles

  • (Bud Luckey) "Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy. A friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso -- Lotso was special. They did everything together. Never seen a kid and toy more in love. One day we took a drive, hit a rest stop, had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped."
  • (Bud Luckey) "We were lost, cast-off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system."
  • (Tom Hanks) "So, how'd you get out?"
  • (Bud Luckey) "I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys -- they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys -- they don't stand a chance."

Jeff Pidgeon as Aliens

  • (Jeff Pidgeon) "The Claw."

Richard Kind as Bookworm

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Bonnie Hunt as Dolly

  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Wow, cowboy. You just jump right in, don't you? I'm Dolly."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Woody."
  • (Bonnie Hunt) "Woody? You're gonna stick with that? Well, now's the time to change it, you know, new room and all. That's coming from a doll named Dolly."

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