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Turistas Quotes

Turistas is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Turistas completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Haslinger in charge of musical score, and Enrique Chediak, and Peter Zuccarini as head of cinematography.

Turistas is recorded in English, and Portuguese and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Turistas is 93 minutes (theatrical) long. Turistas is distributed by Fox Atomic.

Turistas Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "And you know what? I did want to come to Brazil. Why? Because I like girls. And I like beaches and drinking. And when they say "Come to Brazil," they say "Come to Brazil. We've got girls and beaches and drinking." What they do not say, what they completely neglect to mention is anything about being chased into the jungle by an angry f***in' mob which is not my idea of a fun vacation at all."
  • (Unnamed) "The whole history of our country is taking you from us and our land- rubber, sugar, gold. And from our bodies- for slaves, for sex. And now, for- for our insides."
  • (Unnamed) "This song is so nasty."
  • (Unnamed) "What are they saying?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not getting it all, but basically it's a long list of explicit things he likes to do in the back of his car- one being up the ass."
  • (Unnamed) ""Bussie." You suck at driving buses. You should do something else. Pick bananas or something."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you know that in America there is a seven-year wait for a healty kidney? And in Europe it's worse. So if a rich gringo needs a kidney, what does he do? Wait and get sick like the rest of us? No. He comes here to Brazil to take advantage of our bounty and of our poverty."
  • (Unnamed) "Go. Run."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you mean?"
  • (Unnamed) "Run right now. This guy has plans for you and your friends and his plans are pretty f***ing elaborate and pretty f***ing f***ed. So if I were you, I'd just run."
  • (Unnamed) "You suck, Amy."
  • (Unnamed) "So, how does rank on your other trips?"
  • (Unnamed) "After the last few days, right at the bottom. You?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, we had a pretty tough time in Cambodia."
  • (Unnamed) "At least we had that hash."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, and those Dutch girls."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't take this personal, okay? If it makes you feel any better, please know that I'm doing this for a good cause."
  • (Unnamed) "If he dies, how do we get back?"
  • (Unnamed) "He's not gonna die."
  • (Unnamed) "'Cause I don't wanna be here if his uncle shows up and we're like "Hello, mate, here's your dead nephew. Oh, and by the way, you're out of scotch.""
  • (Unnamed) "I'm doing this for a good reason"

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