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Valentine (film) Quotes

Valentine (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Valentine completed its run in 1970.

It features Dylan Sellers as producer, Don Davis (composer) in charge of musical score, and Rick Bota as head of cinematography.

Valentine (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Valentine (film) is 96 minutes long. Valentine (film) is distributed by Warner Bros.; Roadshow Entertainment.

Valentine (film) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Roses are red, Violets are Blue, They'll need dental records to identify you."
  • (Unnamed) "He loves me."
  • (Unnamed) "He loves your trust fund. Trust me."
  • (Unnamed) "Jason, I'm not a doctor yet, but it's my considered opinion you seek psychiatric help. Soon."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry that I couldn't make it to the art show."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Just Dorothy's boyfriend getting attacked by some crazy woman and some really bad art. I mean, the stuff was basically porn."
  • (Unnamed) "It sounds okay."
  • (Unnamed) "When you are old enough to rent a car, we can talk about your role as my stepmother."
  • (Unnamed) "Ummm, Paige, will you dance with me?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'd rather be boiled alive."
  • (Unnamed) "Nice party, Dorothy."
  • (Unnamed) "It blows."
  • (Unnamed) "Is everything okay?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, yes. Everything's fine, it's just that men SUCK. But, that's no offense to you, Adam."
  • (Unnamed) "None taken."
  • (Unnamed) "What's the problem?"
  • (Unnamed) "The problem is that you turned out to be a cheap, hypocritical sleazeball."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, but you knew that. So -- does this mean you're not gonna be my Valentine?"
  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me, who are you?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's none of your business."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't worry, she's nobody."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I'm nobody. I'm just the idiot who's still waiting for a return on my Internet investment."
  • (Unnamed) "What did you call it? Bleed-Me-Dry.com?"
  • (Unnamed) "You brought me upstairs to show me your penis? How sweet."
  • (Unnamed) "Detective Vaughn, please remove your hand from my thigh."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, where would you like me to put it?"
  • (Unnamed) "How about up your ass?"
  • (Unnamed) "Watch your back -- leech."
  • (Unnamed) "The journey of love is an arduous trek, My love grows for you as you bleed from your neck."
  • (Unnamed) "All I can think is when someone is that lonely or that angry they can learn to hide it. But inside, it never dies. It just stays there. Eats away at you. Until one day, you have to do something about it."

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