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Varsity Blues (film) Quotes

Varsity Blues (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Varsity Blues ended in 1970.

It features Brian Robbins, Michael Tollin, and Tova Laiter as producer, Mark Isham in charge of musical score, and Chuck Cohen as head of cinematography.

Varsity Blues (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Varsity Blues (film) is 106 minutes long. Varsity Blues (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Scott Caan as Charlie Tweeder, James Van Der Beek as Mox, James Van Der Beek as Jonathon "Mox' Moxon, Ron Lester as Billy Bob, Jon Voight as Bud Kilmer, Scott Caan as Tweeder, Thomas F. Duffy as Mo Moxon, Joe Pichler as Kyle, Thomas F. Duffy as Sam Moxon, Ali Larter as Darcy, and Paul Walker as Lance.

Varsity Blues (film) Quotes

Scott Caan as Charlie Tweeder

  • (Scott Caan) "Good moonin, boys. Good moonin. I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question."
  • (Unnamed) "Congratulations."
  • (Scott Caan) "Congratulations to you, too."
  • (Unnamed) "Congratulations for what?"
  • (Scott Caan) "For getting to wear such cute "mountme" hats."
  • (Unnamed) "Mount me?"
  • (Scott Caan) "Not right away. After a few drinks --"
  • (Scott Caan) "Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples."
  • (Scott Caan) "What the hell kind of offense is that? Kilmer's gonna eat his ass, watch this --"
  • (Scott Caan) "Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts."
  • (Ron Lester) "That's funny."
  • (Scott Caan) "Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts."
  • (Scott Caan) "Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?"
  • (Scott Caan) "You know what it's called?"
  • (James Van Der Beek) "What?"
  • (Scott Caan) "The New Tweeder End Zone Dance."
  • (Scott Caan) "Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool s*** to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car."
  • (Scott Caan) ""She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.""
  • (Scott Caan) "Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car."
  • (Scott Caan) "I'm gonna go to jail."
  • (Scott Caan) "Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "What?"
  • (Scott Caan) "Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice."
  • (Scott Caan) "It's nice."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?"
  • (Scott Caan) "I don't know."
  • (Scott Caan) "The f*** is that?"

James Van Der Beek as Mox

  • (James Van Der Beek) "The male erection? Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on --"
  • (Miss Davis) "That's good --"
  • (James Van Der Beek) "Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger -- and, uh, Pedro."
  • (Miss Davis) "Pedro?"
  • (James Van Der Beek) "Mm-hum."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has it's own laws. Football is a way of life."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "Before this game started, Kilmer said "48 minutes for the next 48 years of your life". I say "f*** that". All right? f*** that. Let's go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got -- that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?"
  • (Coach Bud Kilmer) "Give him the shot."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "If you give him that shot, you can find yourself another f***ing quarterback."
  • (Coach Bud Kilmer) "You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?"
  • (James Van Der Beek) "If it keeps that needle out of his leg? Absolutely."
  • (Coach Bud Kilmer) "Good."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "f*** it, I'm out."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "I'm a good boy. I've always been good. What's my upside to being good?"
  • (James Van Der Beek) "I mean I'm 18 years old, it's not like I'm married to her. She invited me over. I'm just being polite, right Kyle?"
  • (James Van Der Beek) "Kyle?"
  • (Joe Pichler) "I only answer to one name. I am the Great and Honorable Al-Ali Akbar Shabaz Da."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "That's a bunch of names."
  • (Joe Pichler) "But there is only one god. All praise be to Allah."
  • (James Van Der Beek) "Yeah. Well, would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so."

Thomas F. Duffy as Sam Moxon

  • (Thomas F. Duffy) "I raised you to be a winner, so dammit boy, win."

Jon Voight as Bud Kilmer

  • (Jon Voight) "It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart."
  • (Jon Voight) "The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few."
  • (Jon Voight) "Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict."

Ron Lester as Billy Bob

  • (Ron Lester) "Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?"
  • (Ron Lester) "It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work."
  • (Ron Lester) "A 10 -- a 10 -- a f***ing 10."

Ali Larter as Darcy

  • (Ali Larter) "Baby I got so excited thinking about next year and Florida state and the future, I think I need to be your wide receiver"
  • (Paul Walker) "Here baby"
  • (Ali Larter) "Well not "here" here, but somewhere here."

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