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Wayne's World 2 Quotes

Wayne's World 2 is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Wayne's World 2 ended in 1970.

It features Lorne Michaels as producer, Carter Burwell in charge of musical score, and Francis Kenny as head of cinematography.

Wayne's World 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Wayne's World 2 is 95 minutes long. Wayne's World 2 is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Ralph Brown as Del Preston, Kim Basinger as Honey Horne, Dana Carvey as Garth, Mike Myers as Wayne, Ed O'Neill as Glenn, Chris Farley as Milton, Michael A. Nickles as Jim, Kevin Pollak as Jerry Segel, Drew Barrymore as Bjergen Kjergen, Tia Carrere as Cassandra, and Christopher Walken as Bobby Cahn.

Wayne's World 2 Quotes

Mike Myers as Wayne

  • (Mike Myers) "Jim, why was I supposed to put on this concert?"
  • (Michael A. Nickles) "Because you had to learn that it doesn't matter what you do, Cassandra loves you for who you are and that, being an adult means facing resposibility yet still taking the time to have fun."
  • (Mike Myers) "Right, its like coming home on Friday night and doing your homework right away so that your Saturday night is free to just party."
  • (Michael A. Nickles) "No I like the way I said it better."
  • (Mike Myers) "OK."
  • (Mike Myers) "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"
  • (Bad Actor) "Uh --"
  • (Mike Myers) "Gordon Street, Gordon Street."
  • (Bad Actor) "Uh, Gordon Street. Oh yeah, Gordon Street. Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young."
  • (Mike Myers) "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."
  • (Good Actor) "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."
  • (Mike Myers) "Thank you."
  • (Mike Myers) "Okay, you've probably already noticed by now that we're on a little early tonight."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Usually at this time on Aurora cable, you're watching "Plant World"."
  • (Mike Myers) "But they didn't want our 10:30 time slot. But we were able to talk "Plant World" into changing with "Cooking World"."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Although they didn't want to change at first."
  • (Mike Myers) "But fortunately, "White Supremacy World" was cancelled, and all the trades worked out"
  • (Mike Myers) "Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Wow, what a s***ty circus."
  • (Mike Myers) "Good call. There's no animals or clowns. What a ripoff."
  • (Unnamed) "Aren't you those two guys from that TV show, Wayne's World?"
  • (Mike Myers) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you guys sure look like them."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Look, if Wayne says we're not, we're not, okay?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Where are you going?"
  • (Dana Carvey) "Mikitas. Aren't you coming?"
  • (Mike Myers) "No, I'll just embarrass you. I'll just stay here and lick the cat's butt."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Okay."
  • (Mike Myers) "Who are you?"
  • (Michael A. Nickles) "I'm Jim Morrison."
  • (Mike Myers) "And who's he?"
  • (Michael A. Nickles) "A weird naked indian."
  • (Mike Myers) "Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?"
  • (Chicken-man) "Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons."
  • (Mike Myers) "Oh, so you're selling watermelons."
  • (Michael A. Nickles) "No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens."
  • (Dana Carvey) "What do these guys do?"
  • (Chicken-man) "Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Weird."
  • (Mike Myers) "Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on."
  • (Mike Myers) "We'll just take these home, run them over with a fine tooth comb, cross the "t"s and dot the -- lower case "j"s."
  • (Mike Myers) "Oh. Come on. Do you think I'm a gulla-bull? Or even a gulla-calf?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Hi, uh we're here to see Handsome Dan. My name is Wayne Campbell"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Yah, I know. We've been expecting you, Vane Campbell. I am Bjergen Kjargen."
  • (Mike Myers) "Wow I love your accent, where are you from?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I am from Sveden."
  • (Mike Myers) "Oh really? Whereabouts in Sweden?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords."
  • (Mike Myers) "Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Yah hah."
  • (Mike Myers) "Now correct me if I'm wrong. Your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniature. I did a report on Sweden in the eighth grade."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Well I am impressed with your quest for knowledge. Educated men are rare."
  • (Mike Myers) "It was really hard, I stayed all night on it. Then the next day, in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that."
  • (Mike Myers) "Exsqueeze me? A baking-powder?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Garth, it's Heather Locklear. And she's signaling to us. There is a god."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Heather be thy name."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Scwiiiiiiiiing."
  • (Mike Myers) "What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga. But I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter."

Dana Carvey as Garth

  • (Dana Carvey) "How can you sleep like that?"
  • (Ralph Brown) "Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons."
  • (Dana Carvey) "-- We-Welcome to A-Aurora --"
  • (Unnamed) "Eat me."
  • (Dana Carvey) "-- not just a town, but a st-state of mind."
  • (Dana Carvey) "So, did Jim Morrison give you Del Preston's exact address?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Yeah, he said EXACTLY London, England."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Ok, we've had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice. Do not bite any off or chew it. It could cause a dental emergency --"
  • (Dana Carvey) "Wow. Look at this scrapbook."
  • (Mike Myers) "Wow."
  • (Dana Carvey) "That's you with Led Zeppelin."
  • (Ralph Brown) "Yeh. My old lady put that together. We must've toured every concert hall and venue in America. Me, my old lady, and the road."
  • (Mike Myers) "Is that you and Bob Dylan? Who's that old lady?"
  • (Ralph Brown) "That's my old lady."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Wayne, we don't wanna end the movie this way, do we?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Good call. Let's do the "Thelma and Louise" ending."

Kim Basinger as Honey Horne

  • (Kim Basinger) "I bet you like to be in control --"
  • (Dana Carvey) "Yes, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. I said "No way."."
  • (Kim Basinger) "I'm goning to be frank."
  • (Dana Carvey) "OK. Can I still be Garth?"
  • (Kim Basinger) "So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night?"
  • (Dana Carvey) "Oh, I like to have dinner every night."
  • (Kim Basinger) "Take me, Garth."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."

Ralph Brown as Del Preston

  • (Ralph Brown) "Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so."
  • (Ralph Brown) "Any questions?"
  • (Dana Carvey) "Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?"
  • (Ralph Brown) "Woodstock? That was quite a show, man."
  • (Dana Carvey) "You were at Woodstock?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Excellent. What was it like?"
  • (Ralph Brown) "It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone."
  • (Ralph Brown) "So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms; to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So; we go. And; it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son -- that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms;, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."
  • (Ralph Brown) "Did he have a naked Indian?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Yes."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Wow."
  • (Ralph Brown) "I have to ask, didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the indians bottom."
  • (Mike Myers) "Yes, absolutely"
  • (Ralph Brown) "I had the same dream."

Tia Carrere as Cassandra

  • (Tia Carrere) "You know, I haven't seen Garth in a while. What's he up to?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Oh, Garth's doing his laundry."
  • (Tia Carrere) "Too bad he doesn't have a girlfriend to do HIS laundry."
  • (Mike Myers) "Oh yeah; thanks for doing my laundry. Hey Cassandra, how do you get my clothes so white and fresh-smelling?"
  • (Tia Carrere) "It's an age-old Cantonese family method that very few people know about."
  • (Mike Myers) "Ahh -- Wait a minute -- Calgon? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"
  • (Tia Carrere) "Wayne, you look like you've got something to say."

Christopher Walken as Bobby Cahn

  • (Christopher Walken) "Why do you hang around with these guys?"
  • (Tia Carrere) "Because they're fun. If I wanted a guy that was all drag and ambition I could've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there guys like that are 12 for 10 cents."
  • (Christopher Walken) "You mean a dime a dozen."
  • (Tia Carrere) "Maybe where you shop."

Michael A. Nickles as Jim

  • (Michael A. Nickles) "Hey Wayne, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine: Sammy Davis, Jr."
  • (Mike Myers) "Wow, nice to meet you, Mr. Junior."

Ed O'Neill as Glenn

  • (Ed O'Neill) "So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?""

Chris Farley as Milton

  • (Chris Farley) "I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great. You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight."
  • (Mike Myers) "He's gotten a lot better."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Way better."

Kevin Pollak as Jerry Segel

  • (Kevin Pollak) "What? Is something wrong?"
  • (Mike Myers) "What do you mean?"
  • (Kevin Pollak) "It's my eye, isn't it."
  • (Dana Carvey) "Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that -- weird -- eye?"
  • (Kevin Pollak) "There's nothing wrong with my eye. This one just has no pigment. I'm what you call a partial ocular albino, but I'm fine with it. I have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes. You're serious about putting on a rock concert?"
  • (Mike Myers) "Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye."
  • (Kevin Pollak) "You realise there are certain jurisdictions you'll need to follow."
  • (Dana Carvey) "I'd like to think I have an eye for details."

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