Baby Blues (U.S. TV series) Quotes

Baby Blues is a Animated sitcom that debuted in 2000 on The WB, and Adult Swim. Baby Blues stopped airing in 2002.

Baby Blues aired for 2 (1 unaired) seasons and 26 (13 unaired) episodes. It features Claudia Katz as producer, and Mike O'Malley doing voices. Baby Blues is executive produced by Jeff Martin.

Baby Blues is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Baby Blues is 22 minutes long. Baby Blues is produced by Split the Difference Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. Television.

The cast includes: Kenny as Kenny, Darryl MacPherson as Darryl, Wanda MacPherson as Wanda, Melinda Bitterman as Melinda, Shelby Bitterman as Carl, and Rodney Bitterman as Rodney.

Baby Blues Quotes

Wanda MacPherson as Wanda

• (Wanda MacPherson) "Shouldn't you be in school?"
• (Unnamed) "That's okay, I caught the history teacher staring at my legs. I own that guy."

• (Wanda MacPherson) "Darryl, I'm not upset that you like looking at pretty girls, I made my peace with that when I decided to marry a sighted heterosexual man."

Kenny as Kenny

• (Kenny) "Women need women friends. Take my wife. We used to fight all the time. Then she started hanging out with this nice gal down the street. Got her into weight lifting, ladies' professional golf, home repair, now I get my Saturday nights to myself while they lock the door and play board games in the basement. Yep, we got a perfect marriage all thanks to her special friend."

• (Kenny) "Darryl MacPherson went to a strip joint? I'm gonna have to stop calling you a bottle-warming, baby-toting wuss."
• (Darryl MacPherson) "You never call me that."
• (Kenny) "Not to your face."

Darryl MacPherson as Darryl

• (Darryl MacPherson) "How bout my cousin Earl and his wife? They're nice and they like to travel."
• (Wanda MacPherson) "Avoiding a subpoena is not liking to travel."

• (Darryl MacPherson) "My wife is obsessed with our babysitter's love life."
• (Kenny) "Obsessed enough to take pictures?"

• (Darryl MacPherson) "It's like a Springsteen concert. It just goes on and on."

Shelby Bitterman as Carl

• (Shelby Bitterman) "I have to stay home with Rodney, he was suspended again."
• (Rodney Bitterman) "I didn't do anything, it was a 'consiraspy.'"
• (Shelby Bitterman) "People do not conspire to frame an eight-year-old. They conspire to convince the country there was a moon landing."

• (Shelby Bitterman) "What did I tell you about the less fortunate?"
• (Rodney Bitterman) "They're a drain on society."

Melinda Bitterman as Melinda

• (Melinda Bitterman) "Listen, kids, nobody's going to Hell. It's just something your father and I say to get you to do stuff."
• (Wanda MacPherson) "You didn't have to sell out your whole moral code."
• (Melinda Bitterman) "I still got the monster under the bed."

Rodney Bitterman as Rodney

• (Rodney Bitterman) "It's great getting back in the crib, I sleep easier when I'm behind bars."
• (Darryl MacPherson) "So does society."

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