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Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even Quotes

Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even completed its run in 1970.

It features Gerald T. Olson as producer, Patrick Williams (composer) in charge of musical score, and Theo van de Sande as head of cinematography.

Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even is 104 minutes long. Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: David Strathairn as Keith, Hillary Wolf as Laura Chartoff, Adrienne Shelly as Stephanie, and Dan Futterman as Josh.

Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even Quotes

Hillary Wolf as Laura Chartoff

  • (Hillary Wolf) "Did you know it's estimated that by the year 2000, one out of every three people will be a member of my family?"
  • (Hillary Wolf) "If these are the best years of my life, I must have some serious third degree burns in my future."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "He's the nicest guy though, ask anyone, but the thing is, he's almost 40, looks like he's 30, thinks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "You're not so tough. Jerk."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "Fine. I quit this family. I hope you choke on poi. I hope your leis shrivel up and die. I hope Don Ho's show REALLY SUCKS."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "Is philosophy biodegradable?"
  • (Hillary Wolf) "Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Who said that? I did. Go ahead and quote me."

Adrienne Shelly as Stephanie

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David Strathairn as Keith

  • (David Strathairn) "I think we know who is responsible for this."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "Me? You gotta be kidding. If I count to ten, will you disappear?"
  • (David Strathairn) "You watch your mouth, young lady, or no Hawaii."
  • (Hillary Wolf) "Gee, then I'd better not say what a complete dickhead you're being."

Dan Futterman as Josh

  • (Dan Futterman) "You can't run away from these people. In five years -- they'll be your family. In ten years -- they'll be your family."

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