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Blade: Trinity Quotes

Blade: Trinity is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Blade: Trinity ended in 1970.

It features Peter Frankfurt, Wesley Snipes, David S. Goyer, and Lynn Harris as producer, Ramin Djawadi; RZA in charge of musical score, and Gabriel Beristain as head of cinematography.

Blade: Trinity is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Blade: Trinity is 112 minutes long. Blade: Trinity is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Triple H as Jarko Grimwood, Ryan Reynolds as Hannibal King, Wesley Snipes as Blade, Mark Berry as Chief Martin Vreede, Parker Posey as Danica Talos, Dominic Purcell as Dracula, Jessica Biel as Abigail Whistler, Ron Selmour as Dex, Natasha Lyonne as Sommerfield, John Michael Higgins as Dr. Edgar Vance, Scott Heindl as Gedge, Kris Kristofferson as Abraham Whistler, Callum Keith Rennie as Asher Talos, Haili Page as Zoe, Michel Cook as SWAT Member, Kett Turton as Dingo, Patton Oswalt as Hedges, and James Remar as Ray Cumberland.

Blade: Trinity Quotes

Ryan Reynolds as Hannibal King

  • (Ryan Reynolds) "We're still trying to sort out fact from fiction when it comes to Dracula. Turning into mist? Kinda doubt it. But general shape-shifting? Maybe."
  • (Patton Oswalt) "Not into a bat or a wolf or anything like that, but, another human, uh, with practice, could be possible. Because he wouldn't have a-a traditional skeletal structure. Something more like a snake's, with thousands of, uh, tiny bones, and --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I have a; I have a question about that, Hedges. Have you ever been laid?"
  • (Patton Oswalt) "Many times -- with ladies."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Don't you know that fur is murder?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Blade was still out there somewhere, doing what he did best. He was a weapon. His life was a war. And everybody knows the war never ends."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where're you going?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Where the f*** is he going? This is supposed to be a rescue."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Ooh, gonna be sorry you did that."
  • (Callum Keith Rennie) "Why? Nobody's coming for you, King-s***."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Sure they are."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "God. See, one of the things you f***heads need to know about us Nightstalkers is that when you join our club, you get all sorts of groovy little door prizes, and one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body."
  • (Triple H) "Bulls***."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Yeah. See, when one of us goes missing, the others, they just dial up the satellite -- which is in space. And then presto. Instant cavalry."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You like that, huh? Go f*** your sister"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty -- whoa. She blew them all away in the s***storm sweepstakes."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Hedges, super-size me, sweetheart."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "This little peashooter, it's a modified version of the Army's objective individual combat weapon. Pick your poison; sun dogs, stakes, heat-seeking mini-rockets. Basically, whatever gets you hard, this puppy'll pump 'em out."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Of course, it doesn't have the range of a sword, but, uh --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Let's face it, we are fighting a losing battle here. So we kill a few hundred of them a year, big deal. There are thousands of them out there, maybe tens of thousands. We need a new tactic."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Like what?"
  • (Natasha Lyonne) "A biological weapon. For you sighted people, here's a little show-and-tell."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Her name is Danica Talos. You met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Moving on --"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Welcome to the honeycomb hideout."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "How do you bankroll this operation?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I date a lot of older men."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Back off, pooch."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Jesus Christ."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "What the f***?"
  • (Callum Keith Rennie) "Good dog."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "What the f***?"
  • (Callum Keith Rennie) "His name's Pac-Man. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species, experimenting."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You made a god**** vampire Pomeranian?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Hang in there, kitten. I'll get help."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Evening, ladies."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Say we're successful, say we wipe out all the vampires. What then? Huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching Karate at the local Y."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "He hates me, doesn't he?"
  • (Jessica Biel) "Yeah."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "We call ourselves the Nightstalkers."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Hmm. Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Well, we were gonna go with the Care Bears, but, uh, that was taken."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "What do you get when you cross a vampire with a werewolf? You get a fur coat that sticks to your neck."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "She's making playlists. She likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. It's like her own internal soundtrack, you know? Dark core, trip-hop, whatever kids are listening to these days. Me, I'm more of a David Hasselhof fan, you know?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "f*** me."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh, f*** me sideways."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You know, at some point, you, uh, you might wanna consider sitting down with somebody. You know, have a little share time? Kick back. Get in touch with your inner child, that sorta thing. Also, just a thought, but you might wanna consider blinking once in a while."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I'm sorry, I, uh -- I ate a lot of sugar today."

Jessica Biel as Abigail Whistler

  • (Jessica Biel) "Scream if this hurts, chica."

Haili Page as Zoe

  • (Haili Page) "My friends are coming to kill you."
  • (Haili Page) "Why do you do that?"
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Because there's something bad inside of me. This keeps it from getting out."
  • (Haili Page) "Why can't you just be nice?"
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Because the world isn't nice."

Dominic Purcell as Dracula

  • (Dominic Purcell) "Kill one man, you're a murderer, kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God."
  • (Dominic Purcell) "Are you ready to die -- motherf***er?"
  • (Dominic Purcell) "Do you know who I am?"
  • (Haili Page) "You're the Gnome King."
  • (Dominic Purcell) "Ah. The Gnome King. How sweet. Tell me, child, do you want to die?"
  • (Haili Page) "I'm not afraid. I'll go to heaven."
  • (Dominic Purcell) "There is no heaven. No God, no angels. The only thing in your future is nothingness. But what if you could change that? What if you could remain a child forever? Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you accept that gift?"
  • (Haili Page) "My friends are coming to kill you."

Parker Posey as Danica Talos

  • (Parker Posey) "Okay King, where is this tracking node of yours?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "It's in my left ass cheek."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Fine. It's in my right ass cheek."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Okay, I'm; okay, seriously now. It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whities and see for yourself."
  • (Parker Posey) "The world's changed since your time. The humans have a new hunter -- Blade."
  • (Parker Posey) "Enough. It's not funny anymore."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch. But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thunderc***."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Which means the fat lady should be singing, right -- about -- now."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Heh, this is awkward."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Do you have a cell phone?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's been planning?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly."
  • (Parker Posey) "You're brave, King. I'll give you that. But underneath all that swagger, I know what you really fear. What would hurt you more than anything else."
  • (Parker Posey) "You don't wanna go back to being one of us, do you?"
  • (Parker Posey) "I'm gonna bite you again, King. And I'm gonna leave you here while you turn. I'm going to watch you, day after day, as the thirst keeps building and building. And then, when you can't stand it anymore --"
  • (Parker Posey) "I'm gonna bring the little girl in here for you to feed on. Would you like that, King? Would you enjoy taking her life?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Now we're getting somewhere, my pet."
  • (Parker Posey) "You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? Have you tried lake trout? Mackerel?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "How about you take a sugar-frosted f*** off the end of my dick?"
  • (Parker Posey) "And how about everyone here not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy."

Wesley Snipes as Blade

  • (Wesley Snipes) "Go. You've got 20 seconds."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "20."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "So the movies are true."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Ha. The movies are just a comforting fairy-tale compared to the real deal. Bram Stoker, he wrote a good yarn. But the events that he described back in 1897, God, that was just a tiny piece of the mosaic."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Eventually, you know, your head is gonna pop off."
  • (Hoop) "f***, no, no. Please, please, please."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Who's your handler?"
  • (Hoop) "I don't know my f***ing handler. I swear, I swear."
  • (Hoop) "Oh, s***. Please. Please."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Oh, it's you. I'll take that. Come on. Let's go, come on."
  • (John Michael Higgins) "Hello? Hello? Hello, this is Dr. Vance. You paged me?"
  • (Wesley Snipes) "It's for you. Yeah, go ahead."
  • (Hoop) "Hello?"
  • (Hoop) "Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Now, what's behind Door Number One?"
  • (Mark Berry) "I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Kill you? Motherf***er, I'll kill you. I'll just enjoy it better."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "You're not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword."
  • (Dominic Purcell) "Perhaps I will too, then. But I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you fall before mine."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "What the hell makes you think you know about huntin' vampires?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Well, here's for starters."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I used to be one."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Do I pass the audition?"
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Staked you with silver. Why aren't you ash?"
  • (Scott Heindl) "Why aren't you smarter? Not a vampire, dumb s***. Set your sorry ass up."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Damn."

John Michael Higgins as Dr. Edgar Vance

  • (John Michael Higgins) "Do you know what day it is?"
  • (John Michael Higgins) "How 'bout the president? You know who that is. Who's in the White House, right now?"
  • (Wesley Snipes) "An asshole."

Kett Turton as Dingo

  • (Kett Turton) "Scream if this hurts, chica."

James Remar as Ray Cumberland

  • (James Remar) "Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? Thirty? Forty? Fifty?"
  • (Wesley Snipes) "One thousand, one hundred and eighty two. But they were all familiars."
  • (James Remar) "Don't f*** with my thing."

Triple H as Jarko Grimwood

  • (Triple H) "Hey, dick-face. You seen my dog?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Have you tried the lobby?"
  • (Triple H) "Precious, isn't he?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Well, that depends who you ask. Because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you."
  • (Triple H) "And when the f*** did you see my dick, f***-face?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Ow."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "I was talking to her."
  • (Triple H) "Spit it out, you f***ing fruitcake."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "All right, f***. I'll tell you about the weapon."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories. Plus it helps prevent tooth decay. There."

Michel Cook as SWAT Member

  • (Michel Cook) "Move a finger and you're dead."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "How's about this one?"
  • (Michel Cook) "He's got something in his hand."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Get out, Blade."

Callum Keith Rennie as Asher Talos

  • (Callum Keith Rennie) "We got caught with our pants down."
  • (Triple H) "Pants down? They pretty much f***ing ass-raped us."

Mark Berry as Chief Martin Vreede

  • (Mark Berry) "There's nothing stopping them now."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "There's me."

Kris Kristofferson as Abraham Whistler

  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Congratulations, you're famous. Somebody nailed us. Faces all over the papers, televisions. Media's eating it up."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Like I care."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Well, you should. Somethin' like this, takin' out a human, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, you're public enemy #1."
  • (Wesley Snipes) "Didn't notice it was a popularity contest."

Ron Selmour as Dex

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